JEFF SESSIONS THE DEVIL YOU SAY!
Well it looks like the “devil” is knocking on little-prick-jeff-sessions “back door” sort of speak. Tubularsock has always said that those overly pious, God-fearing Christians should NEVER bend over anywhere near Trump!
Well little jeffy did bend over a few times and still would “butt” he may be packing his bags soon.
However, Tubularsock does give credit to little jeffy for recusing himself from the on going Russian investigation as he should have done and did EVEN at the expense of Orange-Tweet’s wrath. Legally as well as ethically it was required so Sessions’ gets a gold star for that!
Yet he is still a little-stale-racist-white-cracker none the less and Tubularsock will be happy to see him go.
But Tubularsock will be glad to bring jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….
You know little jeffy will be so much happier taking his dominatrix wife and himself back to Alabama and leave Trump’s cyberbullying. Oh sure he’ll miss it but maybe he’ll just be better off in his home territory and away from the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!
Tubularsock 
“But Tubularsock will be glad to bring jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….”
You dirty hippy! Drop the whiskey, and step away from the bong!
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DAMN YOU! YOU AUTHORITARIAN RIGHT WING FASCIST REPUBLICAN DEMOCRAT PIG SUCKING COMMIE!
We are talking about “mother’s milk” here!
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Sorry, I forgot!
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I feel like I’m dropping out of the American news cycle, it’s just too ridiculous and depressing.
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Jay, hold it! you can’t leave in the middle of the film. How can you review it. Most dark comedy-dramas end weird anyway. Seems the popcorn is still good.
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My husband likes to say “I went to Russia with my church group” – referring to Sessions who we call Beauregard. It’s becoming too surreal here.
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Your husband is one funny fellow, LT. But if the shoe fits …… Oh yes, Beauregard. THAT tells you everything! There is something cartoonish about a name like Beauregard.
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Tube..a poem a poem…
…There once was a guy from ‘Bama…
…who got caught up in the Trump melodrama…
…his contacts with Russia during the campaign ..
…Revealed he had just half a brain…
…For “beleagured” Jeff has found out the hard way…
…That if you cross Trump..
…You must pay…
…In Jeff’s case we fear…
…He may lose his political career…
…So what’s he to do…
…Once he’s through ?….
…He could join the Klan…
…But they’re mostly gone…
…He could become a gardener…
…And cut someone’s lawn..
…But just to reduce the tension…
…Ol” Jeff could live quite well..
…On his congressional pension…
… And a health plan that is quite swell…
…And the rest of us can…
…Go to Hell !…
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Michael, like Tubularsock has said before YOU OWE Trump for activating your poetic muse! Thanks for your comment.
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Tube: before this debacle is over I think we’re ALL going to owe Trump for somethin”.
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You are so correct, Michael! He is still the best reality TV show playing right now. His ratings are the highest for views but lowest for performance!
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Tube, you have been vindicated!
http://www.naturalnews.com/2017-07-29-its-true-drinking-alcohol-improves-memory-recall-study-shows.html
No wonder you are the brilliance that is the Tube!!!!
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I’ll drink to that, make Tubularsock’s a double neat!
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I knew you’d like it!
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The outstanding, witty AND unbelievably handsome Tubularsock said: “Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!” To which the sad but intelligent Wolfess responded: “But only when the tiny-fisted prictator has a FULL bottle of viagra!
Pwr 2 the ANGRY peons!
GUILLOTINE ALL OF OUR ELECTED TERRORISTS! [And start with the trumpanzee!]
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The things you know, wolfess put the NSA to shame!
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And don’t you forget it Tube! 😈 😎
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This started out as a entry for Jeff Sessions. But things move so fast in the Trump administration that just since this started Spicer, Priebus and the Mootch have been cashiered. Who’s next to go in an administration of “premature ejaculation”…?
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