SCARAMUCCI THE DOUCHE, FLUSHED!
The humor train is still racing down the tracks in Tweet’s White House. Removing Anthony Scaramucci, the ultimate douche-bag, because of his erratic speech patterns such as using “cock blocking” as a government tactic was so shocking EVEN to the pussy grabbing Commander of Sleaze!
“The president certainly felt that Anthony’s comments were inappropriate for a person in that position,” stated Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary.
Hot damn, that is got to be one of the most hypocritical statements so far in this administration. How funny can it get.
The crime is Anthony out Trumped Trump! THAT gets you fucking fired, dude!
Melania Trump and Ivanka were “disgusted” and “offended” by Scaramucci’s expletive-laden interview with the New Yorker Magazine. You know, being both plastic filled women and used to pussy grabbing just finds cock blocking something they have to do every time Orange-Tweet comes near them!
Melania even has gone as far as not even wanting to hold the hand that touches that part of Orange Tweets body. Now that shows good judgement!
But there will be more, so stay tuned for ************** the downfall of John Kelly as he ****************
“ENDS THE WHITE HOUSE CHAOS” episode 13.
See the Commander of Chaos chained to his chair just out of reach of the “tweet-machine”. It is called RADICAL INTERVENTION!
Oh, has anyone noticed that the Pentagon is setting up to hit North Korea? Hell folks, it is literally a tweet away form coming to pass. But look over here, as Garfunkel and Oates sings, “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche”!
Tubularsock 
She’s too skinny, Tube. You know the model type, she only eats diet pills. I bet the Trumpster has bruised fingers almost constantly, grabbing that p……!
You really keep up with these WH happenings, Tube. I read the headlines, shake my head, and then go back to sleep.
This government has always been a joke, especially since the CIA, mafia and LBJ had JFK assassinated. I mean LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, Clinton,Bush II, “Step-n-fetch-it” and now the Trumpster. Is it any wonder that people in Europe, Asia and most of the rest of the world think America is not only filled with warmongering neoliberals but asshole neolib and neocon clowns, as well?
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Sounds like one heck of a soap opera there.
Leslie
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Tube:
Of course this inspires a poem:
…Scaramucchi’s vulgarity …
…was on a parity…
…with Trump’s foul mouth…
…But since Trump is Vulgarian in Chief…
…The “Mootch” had to go south…
…Now Trump is the “Big Dog” again…
…And General Kelly is the new mother hen…
…But Kelly will find…
…As others have already…
…That the man in the White House…
…Is anything but steady…
…We don’t yet know…
…The rest of the story…
…But we can only hope that we all don’t go down…
… In a nuclear blaze of glory…
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Tube: And for the second part of your entry:
…Melania..oh… Melania…
…We all feel for you…
…But is what you put up with from Donald…
…Worth that initial screw?…
…Sure..you’re First Lady…
…But your husband is a bit shady…
…Being married to Donald is quite a trip…
…But when he self destructs…
…Are you going down with the ship?
…You’re probably O.K.
…You’re probably on the level…
…But you see what you get…
…When you make a bargain with the Devil…
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Michael did you quit your day job to become an anti-trump poet laureate? You should.
Thanks for both.
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Trump is an idiot–and the tapes prove it.
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Well, well. Welcome Batt. Tubularsock is impressed with your ability to fertilize the issue!
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The Mooch may have been the most spectacular crash and burn so far.
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Matt, you are correct about THAT. But like so many Trumpfilms expect a sequel soon. Thanks for taking the time to comment.
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Trump will crash and burn–in Hell ultimately. In the short run he’ll probably be impeached r even resign.
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