Ok, Tubularsock is not known for humbleness. And there is no time for Tubularsock to sit around and not CLEAR THE DECKS when it come to Canada and Russia.
Tubularsock, with his astute ability at spotting the problem and solving it at the same time has always been apparent.
Seriously, it just saves time ………….
Lets take Canada. Justin Trudeau has called out for emergency powers to squelch the blockade protest against COVID-19 mandates. One aspect of this move gives the Government the power to have the banks close accounts and block people who wish to support the Truckers based on said people’s Facebook and Twitter accounts.
And if a bank closes an account based on this basis the bank can not be held accountable for their actions. IT’S THE LAW! (Bitcoin anyone?)
SO BE IT!
Solution?
A banker who may be ready to retire or a lesser bank employee with a since of humor could close down Justin Trudeau’s personal checking and savings account in the name of a national emergency.
Just to make THE POINT. And you can not be held accountable!
NOTE TO ANY CANADIAN BANKER: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!
OK. THAT’S SETTLED!
We move on to the Russians and Ukraine. OH MY WHAT TO DO.
Simple ……… a Tubularsock specialty.
Now what is the issue? Well Russia doesn’t want NATO to move into Ukraine and create a military presence on their boarder.
Seems reasonable. Doesn’t it?
Solution?
Russia arranges with Cuba to have the Russians create a military base in Cuba.
The Russians send four of their highly advanced Navy ships to Cuba as a show of force. Remember the Cuban missile crises? Da ja vou.
And then the Russian negotiate with the U.S. that they will remove that presence near the U.S. boarder IF THE U.S. reciprocates and not allows Ukraine to become a member of NATO but rather becomes a “buffer-state” between the Russian border and the NATO border.
NOTE TO VLAD: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!
OK. THAT’S SETTLED!
Tubularsock thinks that it is obvious that Tubularsock is like pretty close to a genius when it comes to foreign policy. Just ask Tubularsock!
Trudeau has just put the final nail in the coffin of his political career.
Leslie
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Leslie, not so fast. Remember a Hydra (the gigantic water-snake-like monster with nine heads) just keeps coming at you!
Get out your sword my friend. Tubularsock believes you’ll soon need it!
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I understand that if you cut off his head it grows back? Mind you the French had a way with “off with your head”. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
Leslie
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Leslie, Tubularsock does not like the idea of harming others however if Justin accidentally fell into a guillotine and lost his head Tubularsock wouldn’t lose any sleep over it either.
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Yes! Or should I say…DA !
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SB, Tubularsock prefers “DA”.
We shall see . . .
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Tube:
On top of all your other skills, you are a statesman and foreign policy expert. In keeping with your efforts to save the world why don’t you take Biden, Trudeau, and Putin out on the town. As the Wild Turkey, Vodka and Canadian Whiskey fly freely world peace can be formulated. It’s worth a try.
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Well Batt, capital idea!
The only caveat Tubularsock would make is that Tubularsock would only meet up with that crew in a dark rundown East-side bar and they would pick up the check.
After all, Tubularsock does have a reputation he has to maintain!
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Tube: Biden would pick up the check. What’s one more expense to our astronomical deficit.
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