Tubularsock

NO ……… Tubularsock isn’t going to stand on the edge of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington,DC from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and scream a blood curdling scream. AND NO Tubularsock WILL NOT take his AK-47 with an extended magazine and wipe out all of Walmart.

But Tubularsock can see why those actions are taken.

THIS is what Tubularsock has been going through that has driven Tubularsock to the edge!

EVERYDAY for the last several weeks at least EIGHT times a day Tubularsock receives an

EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM:

Nancy Pelosi

Adam Schiff

Mary Trump

Martin Sheen

Eric Swalwell

Hakeem Jeffries

Pete Aguilar

Joaquin Castro

Marry Hakeem

Stacey Abrams

Beto O’Rourke

Barack Obama

Barack & Joe Together

Jamie Raskin

Raphael Warnock

Jon Ossoff

Kamala Harris

And the entire DCCC

Some of these people Tubularsock doesn’t even know who in the fuck they are and even worse they address Tubularsock in such familiar tones that one could think that they were “friends”
rather than drones of the Democraps.

“PLEADING” with Tubularsock! (the entire DCCC)

PRAISING Tubularsock as “. . . one of my very best grassroots supporters.” (Nancy)

Frightening Tubularsock with “. . . we’re desperate!” (the entire DCCC)

“BEGGING” Tubularsock: “I need your help like never before.” (Nancy)

“Imploring” Tubularsock: “. . . urgent call and defend our precious democracy . . .” (Adam)

And the list goes on and on and on.

AND WHY DO THEY “NEED” TUBULARSOCK?

………….. MONEY!

Why? ………… TO STOP THE “the fate of our Democratic Majority” FROM LOSING THE HOUSE!

AND MONEY IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!

Well, let Tubularsock lay out a perfect example of why Tubularsock wouldn’t give the Democraps’ a dime. Nor the Republicans as well. But they aren’t asking!

When THE CORPSE OF JOE won the Presidency his campaign promised was to:

1. Excuse Student Debt BUT ended up with a half of loaf where he could have blown the socks off the concept rather than another piece meal token pile of crap. Typical Democrap lukewarm, water-downed leftovers!

NO GUTS!

2. Codify Roe v. Wade AND DIDN’T! Much like OBUMMER SAID DURING HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT HE WOULD MAKE IT A TOP PRIORITY BUT THEN TURNED AFTER THE ELECTION AND SAID IT WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM.
3. Did not use diplomacy and prevent the War in Ukraine. An example of being totally asleep at the switch while helping to support the military/industrial complex which he profits from.
4. Halt U.S. support for Saudi Arabia-backed efforts in Yemen as promoted while running for office.

But when elected provided $650 billion weapons sale deal to Saudi Arabia.

And this list can go own but the point is that if the Democraps or the Republican’ts
wanted to improve life for the basic citizen they could take the bull by the horns but seem to habitually grab the bull’s ass.

Perhaps due to self identification on their part.

So rather than DO ANYTHING real the Democraps contact Tubularsock thinking that Tubularsock can be coerced into fearing that if Tubularsock won’t “pay up” then the

Republican’ts will overwhelm the election and bring about the downfall of democracy by reinstating EVIL TRUMP!

Really?

THEY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT FOR PEOPLE and they think they can browbeat Tubularsock out of $3.00? For fucking WHAT?

Check it out:

“President Biden needs your support right now, Tubularsock!”

AND ALL HE IS ASKING IS FOR $3.00!

But Nancy Pelosi emailed Tubularsock directly with:

“I asked yesterday.
I asked this morning.

This is my final ask of you before tonight’s End of Month Deadline. (Promises, promises)

Just this morning, I was deeply worried my calls for help were going unanswered. (Ahhhhhhh, oh my)

But as of 4pm, your support to help me WIN this election and protect reproductive rights is flooding in like I’ve never seen.” (But Nancy, Tubularsock DIDN’T support you with his $3! Are you sure we are communicating?)

Interesting that when the Obomba Administration had control of both houses the Democraps had NO INTEREST is codifying Roe v Wade. Even when Obummer said it was something he was going to do if elected. Tubularsock wouldn’t buy a used car from that shyster.

NOW the Democraps have interest? HORSE SHIT!

Come to think about it Tubularsock might come up with a whole 5 bucks if the Democraps would ABORT PELOSI RETROACTIVELY.

Sure, it is only Tubularsock’s wishful thinking. Tubularsock does have a right to dream!