TUBULARSOCK’S NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS!

Posted: January 3, 2023 in Uncategorized

Tubularsock’s New Years Revolutions

Well HOT DAMN! It is 2023.

The thing about new years is that they come EVERY year. So where’s the surprise?

But hell, IT’S TRADITION so why not make believe that it has meaning.

Ok ………. meaning FOR WHAT?

Now, now don’t fret over the answer. Not even a little. All “New Years” is, is MORE FAKE MEANINGLESS BULL SHIT! Without a real bull.

And sure, you can dwell on “where’s the bull” that left all this shit BUT you’re not a fucking rancher so why do you care.

The fact is ……. the bull shit IS REAL!

Going with the TRADITION Tubularsock has made a list of his Revolutions for this new year.

FIRST: Tubularsock is going to start a cool d’état and overthrow the Government of the United State and put somebody into the Presidential position that is “cool”.

So far WE have had a rogues’ gallery of questionable “leaders” who would make the
Al Capone Gang look like a child’s birthday party.

And yet OUR public keeps turning around and sticking their hand in the fire AGAIN thinking that the new lines of bull shit is more pure than the last lines of bull shit. And then they get burned AGAIN!

It really is just a simple matter of “SHIT IN SHIT OUT”!

And these last two “leaders”?

One an egotistical maniac and the other a dead man walking.

THAT FOLKS is not leadership!

Nor is the rush toward gender or race any way to choose a leader.

How about looking for a LEADER for a change rather than a Corporate Paper Doll.
You know, someone with courage for changing things up and representing the citizens that are paying the bills.

Sure, Tubularsock is available. Just ask.

SECOND: Tubularsock is going to promote BOMBING ENGLAND.

Sure, ask why.

Tubularsock dislikes Monarchy. A dysfunctional group whose time has past because in-breading is disgusting and paedophilia is even more disgusting!

THIRD: All promoters of the Covid mis-information campaign by the WHO and the CDC, NIH, FDA and all those slimy Pediatricians that pushed Covid-Shots to kill children!

And might as well add all those “doctors” who haven’t the ability to tell their own ass from a hole in the ground who promoted the Covid-Shots to kill their own patients without understanding that that would affect their income. Dumb-shits-in-white!

FOURTH: Draw and Quarter Anthony Fauci!

HELL! JUST FOR FUN!

And for just deserts ………. throw him to the DOGS!

Ahhhh, Tubularsock feels better already.

FIFTH: Bomb Israel, Ukraine, Saudi Arabia, Australia, and Canada for starters.

Why you ask?

BECAUSE WE CAN! Isn’t that why the U.S. has all those bombs?

Now Tubularsock could go on, Tubularsock’s list is much longer but you may get the point.

New Years Revolutions can always be tweaked next year …….. Hey, It’s TRADITION!

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Comments
  1. Batt Guano says:

    In 1919 the Republican Party was planning to run Teddy Roosevelt for president. Only problem was that Teddy died in 1919. So they had to nominate the second-rate Warren Harding, who allowed several scandals to go on during his administration. I’ve always said that a dead Roosevelt would have made a better president than Harding did. So..the Republicans ought to try that=run a dead man for president. Or they could just nominate Mike Pence. No one would be able to tell.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      So YOU back Mike Pence?

      Don’t worry Batt, Tubularsock knows you better than that.

      Tubularsock would vote for the Dumpster before Pence for sure.

      But we already have a fucking Dead On Arrival President in Buydone.

      When the “White-man’s nigger”, Obummer, doubled-crossed the idealists and accepted the corporate cock up his mulatto-ass that is where hope and change ENDED for the people.

      But Obummer was “wide-open” for his corporate overlords.

      And if you look at the horizon ……….. we as a nation are on a rapid decline.

      Good riddance!

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  2. swo8 says:

    Bomb Canada? How good is your aim? Should I be worried?
    Leslie

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Leslie, DON’T WORRY.

      Tubularsock uses only lazier-targeted missiles so you and your friends will be safe. Justin will need to worry but ……… not for long. For him to look into a mirror could scare himself to death without a missile.

      Let us hope, missiles are so expensive.

      Happy New Year and let Tubularsock be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas for 2023 ……. if we make it!

      Cheers.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. stacey says:

    Awwww….more sadness ahead, evidently.
    Happy new year!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      stacey, Tubularsock wishes you a happy new year as well. Glad you stopped by. It has been awhile. Do remember Stacey that we do create our own reality so sadness is just the flip side of happiness.

      It may be possible to be positive ……….. Tubularsock attempts to be positive while being negative. Hey, why not.

      Do take care and be safe ………. Cheers.

      Liked by 1 person

      • selizabryangmailcom says:

        I’ve tried to create my own reality. I don’t know what the secret is. No matter how positive I am, I think my negative subconscious is just too powerful!

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  4. Lara/Trace says:

    Merry Crisis and Happy New Fear… seems accurate

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      LT, Tubularsock thanks you. Tubularsock is late with this response because Tubularsock was fearful of your prediction. But it appears that it is going to be worse than crisis and fear so that is comforting to Tubularsock. Positive change is always scary!

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