Archive for the ‘2024 Election’ Category

Every morning Tubularsock religiously opens the computer and peruses the headlines and even from time to time reviews the headlines in an “old school” newspaper. And a “newspaper” is truly an oxymoron if there ever was one.

Have you ever noticed that there seems never to have ANY new “news” in a newspaper. Seriously.

It is the same old story regurgitated minute by minute ad nauseam. THAT is just the way it is and has ALWAYS been.

Even the ad’s don’t really change except whatever it is is BIGGER, FASTER, FANCIER than ever before. Oh. And for sure MORE EXPENSIVE even after the grandiose once in a lifetime discount!

And you can just jump right to your computer and the only difference is the shit hits the fan …. LIVE!

But now, APPLE has produced Apple’s goggles that are expected to be sleekly designed and capable of toggling between totally virtual or augmented options, a blend sometimes known as “mixed reality.” That flexibility also is sometimes called external reality, or XR for shorthand.

So now your “news” can jump right out at you and consume your senses giving you the “feeling” of BEING THERE! Now just how close to the killing Ukrainian children for democracy do you want to be?

BOOM!

And for only around $3000.00 those Apple’s Goggles can be yours!

Tubularsock has found himself living in “mixed reality” for as long as Tubularsock remembers and it has cost way more $$$’s.

And speaking of the collision of realities both Mike Pence and Dr. Cornel West have announced their decisions to run for President in 2024.

And truly ………. one could not get any Whiter or Blacker than Pence and West!

And honestly you could not get a tan to hold on Pence’s blank-white skin if you used a blowtorch!

Interesting they BOTH come from deep Christian values. Good luck with that!

AMERICA has LOST its values decades ago. Hence, the dilemma that we are in today.

What do we really stand for?

Tubularsock believes that even GOD has cashed in his chips with the U.S. population and headed to Vegas to get better odds of success!

But not all is lost.

There is always Rep. George Santos the epitome of American political ethical/moral behavior in the Halls of Congress.

The hilarious thing about this entire matter is Congress hasn’t noticed that Santos is the poster child for all the actions that Congress members have ALWAYS done. Just all wrapped into one!

Hey! Economical and good for ya!

There may be a hint of ethical behavior in Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading just so as to keep that tradition in play. Leave it to ol’ Nance to “hammer” that home.

And for being in more than one place at the same time the award goes to Diane Feinstein. And the fun part for us the onlookers we only imagine where Diane is at any given time.

And you have to give ol’ Joe the award for most falls in a pregame event. Joe, “takes a licking, but keeps on ticking” or at least so far.

AND IF NOT, DOOMSDAY’S KAMALA. And she is a real steal. Three for one! First African-American and first Asian-American. And to top it off the first woman as Vice President which only goes to show that the new “woke” nature of our society can scrape the bottom of the barrel and pay the price. Not to mention giving a bad name to African Americans, Asian Americans, and Women! ALL AT ONCE!

Well that’s America!

And this is where the metaverse comes in.

In the metaverse YOU can turn it off and remove your goggles and return to instant insanity and reenter our organized controlled folly.

Or you can wander around in the metaverse to your heart’s content and never come out and keep those goggles polished and be happy ever after.

TUBE ME UP, SCOTTY!

Well it Happened!

And no one seemed to noticed.

We have an AI-President running for President. Yep. You read that correctly, an AI-Presidential candidate.

Back in the “good old days” a candidate for President made a speech in front of LIVE supporters and announced that they were “throwing their hat into the ring” as a LIVE candidate seeking votes to win that office.

Ahhh, “the good old days” weren’t they grand. Same type of assholes were running but you got to see them physically.

Now all you have to do is put out a VIDEO of yourself and all the bold stands you have taken and integrate enough “corn-pone” to out do a Southern picnic.

And Voilà, you are running for President of the United States and you DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE THERE! OR FOR THAT MATTER SHOW UP!

Can you imagine going into a job interview and not showing up except by having a UPS driver drop off a video of your qualifications with a note, “sorry can’t make it, it’s my nap time”.

And then throw in ChatGPT, the software that can let users pose questions and give directions to a bot that can answer with conversation, term papers, sonnets, recipes — almost anything and in almost any style you specify. Say perhaps a Presidential speech ……… or even a bot’s view of a great foreign policy viewpoint.

But it is a new world and what has been proven over the past several Presidential Cycles the winner doesn’t really have to have any QUALIFICATIONS except promoting the Power Elite, which IS NOT YOU!

And then the controlled media repeats the bull shit phrase, “YOUR VOTE COUNTS” so each of you run along and stand in line in the rain and sleet and hail because that is what democracy is all about.

Oh the count? No we’ll take care of that ……….. TRUST US!

Let Tubularsock, not to incite you to violence, but just share that the only way to rearrange the “body politic” is to toss a grenade into the mix. Ok, Tubularsock wanted to be frugal but say 3008 grenades. Who counts when it comes to REVOLUTION!

Tubularsock guesses that you realize that besides the AI-President there are currently two human candidates challenging BOT-POLITICS and acting like real-life humans.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Marianne Williamson. They both have a different take on how the Democratic Party are running things and have announced their participation in attempting to get nominated as the Democratic Party candidate for President.

And THAT is where the Democratic Party’s belief in DEMOCRACY comes to the forefront!

The Party Leadership has declared that the Bot-Directed AI-President WILL NOT DEBATE THE OTHER CONTENDERS because HE IS THE ONLY TRUE CANDIDATE RUNNING. PERIOD!

Oh, Tubularsock remembers that old Jedi mind trick, “these are not the Droids you are looking for” as stated by Obi-Wan/Ben Kenobi after being stopped by Stormtroopers when traveling into the city of Mos Eisley.

But now the Empire’s Leadership is using it!

Guess we’re still living in STAR WARS after all.

Ok! Let’s go for it!

The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.

The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.

And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!

Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!

Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.

Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.

If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!

As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!

The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.

But hell ……….. it could be worse!

Kamala Harris, anyone?