Ok! Let’s go for it!

The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.

The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.

And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!

Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!

Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.

Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.

If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!

As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!

The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.

But hell ……….. it could be worse!

Kamala Harris, anyone?

  1. swo8 says:

    You may think I’m crazy, but, I think there will come a day when Dump will be seen as one of the best Presidents you ever had. If he had been President now there wouldn’t have been a war in Ukraine. He maybe a wingnut but he kept Putin and Xiping guessing what he was going to do next. They couldn’t read him.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Leslie, you may be correct on that. BUT the established order will never admit it.

      Tubularsock isn’t a big fan of the Orange Blob yet the major difference between him and the rest of the pack is that Dump robs and deceives you right in front of you while the rest of then sneak around and put up that moral/righteous bull shit!

      And THEN fucks you over!

      Thanks for taking the time to comment. Always fun.

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  2. Batt Guano says:

    Let’s go all the way! MTG for press secretary (maybe someone will teach her to spell). Stormy Daniels for Sec. of State (she can flirt with America’s enemies); Steve Bannon for Secretary if Defense (he’s got the sour personality for the job); Tucker Carlson for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (he’ll get rid of slums and all the people who live in them); Melania Trump for Secretary of the Interior—she’s never seen a National Park she didn’t like, in fact she’s never seen a National Park. Stephen Miller for Secretary of the Treasury (he can find money for a new wall on the border); George Santos for Attorney-General; and Donald Trump Jr. for roving ambassador to everywhere, He always spreads good will wherever he goes. And we can go on. Let’s let the lunatics run the mental asylum. Crazy is the new normal.

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  3. Batt Guano says:

    Let me add on: Alex Jones for Director of the FBI, he can continually pardon himself; Laura Ingram for CIA Director—she acts like she knows everything already, now she will; Sean Hannity for Secretary of Education—he can shut down any classes about racial history or LBGTQ rights; and Rudy Giulagni for Trump’s chief of staff-he’ll keep things organized in the White House—or not. Don’t forget Tube that Trump is largely responsible for Biden winning the White House. And Could Biden have defeated a President John Kaisich or a President Jeb Bush if they had been the president in 2016 instead of Trump?

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    Yes Trump did help Biden win in 2020 just by being his lousy self. And one more to add to the Trump administration if he wins in 2024. Roger Stone!! I don’t know what position is left for him to take unless a new department is created..
    The Department of Bat Shit Crazy! We’d all love Roger for the faces he makes and the kooky clothes he wears, especially his hats.

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  5. wolfess says:

    I would say the failed ex-presidunce needs to think long and hard about risking running for presidunce again, but it is my considered opinion that IQ45 doesn’t have the ability to think past his McDonald’s 5 burger lunch so we better hope his Secret Service detail has the sense to take a loooooonnnnnnng break in the next few months!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now, now wolfess, there is nothing wrong with eating 5 nutritious Big Mac’s to improve ones mental clarity. Donnie will still be protected by his Secret Service even in prison so the cost to us will still be high. And for what?

      Unless we lock up the rest of our political assholes we’ll still be in the same boat and if you haven’t notice …… we’re sinking!

      Thanks for your insight and always drive to the left.


      • wolfess says:

        Tube, how did you know I always drive in the left lane? And I promise, I never go anymore than 50 mph over the speed limit!
        You are wiser than your years Tube — we truly do need to lock up all of our elected terrorists, otherwise I’m afraid our country won’t be around much longer; what the hell is the deal with all these mo-Rons who get elected and decide to make a phuqing career of it (no, I was not thinking of Bydone when I typed that … I wasn’t … I wasn’t … the hell I wasn’t!)? 🤬😱


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