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According to Fortune Magazine Hillary Clinton spends around $1400.00 on her pantsuits. They are designed by Nina McLemore who also have Elizabeth Warren and Janet Napolitano as clients.

McLemore states that Clinton doesn’t venture beyond the pantsuit because McLemore believes that, “Once the brain makes a conclusion about a person, based on a first look, whether that impression is positive or negative, it’s done; it’s not just a first impression, it’s a stamp.”

McLemore further believes that, “TV is where charisma and attractiveness count far more than substance.” Something Richard Nixon figured out as it was happening even though he lacked charisma and attractiveness AS WELL AS substance!

Now Clinton’s “blah” uniform: boxy blazer, shapeless slacks, simple shirt, statement necklace and sensible shoes don’t come cheep.

The pantsuit runs $1400, the “simple shirt” runs $200, the statement neckless can run from $300 to $1500 so say $600, the sensible shoes around $500.

So for Hillary to look “charismaly blah” it costs about $2700.00 not counting undergarments which Tubularsock will assume are cotton boxer shorts due to the lack of sexual interest in her from her sexually crazed husband. Granted the undergarment thing is speculative on Tubularsock’s part.

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So it cost $2700.00 to look Clinton-blah. And she has dozens of pantsuits. So 12 x 2700.00 = $32,400.00.

Now Hillary says that $15.00 an hour is too much to pay a worker. She has backed $12 but Bernie has forced her up to $15. Or that’s what she says to get votes right now. Don’t count on that, folks …….. she’s a lier.

But it would take a 180 – $15 dollar hours to pay for ONE of Hillary Clinton’s blah outfits which is 22.5 — 8 hour days!

It would take 2,160 hours to dress Hillary 12 times.
(and Tubularsock doesn’t included the deductions from the paycheck for worker’s comp, taxes, and health care)
180 hours for one pantsuit set up

22 1/2 — 8 hour days to dress Hillary once

270 days to dress Hillary 12 times

or around 9 months of work.

And Hillary has said that businesses can’t afford to pay $15.00 an hour but she has been willing to vote YES on BILLIONS of dollars on war …… she never says we can’t afford THAT!

So the average Joelet can work an 8 hour day and still can’t pay for a decent lifestyle.
And Hillary is just above ALL THAT. You know, from the helicopter people even look small.

And yet, why is it that working women, Blacks and Hispanics support her?

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THINGS WOULD CHANGE!

When Tubularsock wins the election in 2016 and becomes President of the United States —— THINGS WILL CHANGE!

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Now it is true that Tubularsock’s Super-PAC doesn’t have much cash because like Donald, Tubularsock funds his own campaign. Tubularsock’s vast sums of wealth have been acquired from speaking at many Wall events. And all Tubularsock Wall events are the biggest and tallest!

Just last week Tubularsock spoke for over three hours to the Sheetrock and Plasterers Meeting in an undisclosed area and the transcripts of that speech will be forthcoming as soon as all the other candidates release their speech transcripts, Hillary.

As usual, Tubularsock took questions and gave answers and all those answers were just GREAT and really FANTASTIC and the answers Tubularsock provided were THE GREATEST AND BIGGEST AND TALLEST answers anyone could have given. EVERYBODY LIKES TUBULARSOCK, TUBULARSOCK GETS ALONG WITH EVERYBODY! And if that isn’t enough Tubularsock can make DEALS! You just can’t do better than Tubularsock!

 

Tubularsock figures that you may haven’t had the time to noticed the following:

Whether you vote for Donnie, Hillary, or Bernie none of them offer ANY solutions for,

1.  the permanent war on terror

2. the neo-liberal economic policies where the rich get richer and you get poorer
(note: that won’t change by breaking up the big banks)

3. the reinstatement of Habeas Corpus

4. an expanded Bill of Rights

5. the US/NATO presence in 130 countries

6. the establishment of complete electronic privacy

7. full governmental transparency

8. a bail out of the $1 trillion student loan debt
(note: that isn’t the same as free college tuition in the future)

And the list could go on …….. aren’t you happy that Tubularsock knows Americans have a short attention span.

AND YES TUBULARSOCK IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE THAT WILL DEAL WITH THIS LIST WITHIN THE FIRST HUNDRED HOURS AFTER TAKING OFFICE ……… COUNT ON IT!

Bernie is the only one who actually has at least some integrity (besides Tubularsock) and does offer at least some hope of real change in the corrupt direction that this country is immersed in at this time and for some time, maybe 200 some years give or take.

Hillary is so corrupt that it will be business as usual.

And Donnie-boy …….. well, he’ll create dysfunction just at a faster rate than Hillary who will speed the decline of the United States into the abyss.

So bottom line for sanity in our time ……. Tubularsock 2016

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THE TIME IS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

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The Presidential Race has been worse than a sitcom and the scary part is that one of these questionable individuals will REALLY BE the next President of the United States of America!

And just how does one compare them against each other?

Integrity? Well, Bernie has a little but the rest of them absolutely NONE!

Truthfulness? Well, they are political animals after all, so ………. NONE!

Transparency? Ok, Tubularsock was just kidding.

So that leaves you and Tubularsock with only one option ………. Hand Size. Which leaves Hillary with no hands at all.

 

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LOOKIN’ AT THE END.

Now Tubularsock was sittin’ on his big fat ……. ahhh, Gothic office chair in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA when he turned his attention to SCIENCE.

Yes, it is true that at the time Tubularsock was nestled in his lab coat and yes it is white, standing for purity of thought. Because Tubularsock was thinking SCIENCE!

Now, is Political Science truly SCIENCE or is it “pseudoscience”?

Are political polls REAL Science?

And if they are real science why don’t REAL SCIENTISTS with white lab coats do the polls?

Well Political Science is part of the Social Sciences and is considered a “soft” science, meaning it revolves more around subjective interpretations than hard data. Yet, within the study of Political Sciences there are people that call themselves experts in statistical methodology. And it also allows the “soft-scientists” to wear plaid rather than white, a little known fact!

Political science is both a social science and a humanities field. Social sciences analyze and evaluate human behavior, with an emphasis on empirical research. Humanities, in contrast, study human culture and are primarily critical or speculative in nature. Students of political science learn theoretical tools to help make sense of political behavior and analytical skills to help investigate and understand political choices and their consequences.

Political science is methodologically diverse. For example, psephology, game theory, political psychology, and model building are all part of the methods used and because the Political Scientist’s work is based on, concerned with, or verifiable by observation or experience rather than theory or pure logic: they provided considerable empirical evidence to support their arguments.

Which leads Tubularsock to THE ONLY Political Science method that Tubularsock can truly rely upon ……….. RUMPOLOGY!

Butt, what is it,  you ask ……….

It just happens to be the most accurate, prosaic and precise method known.

Rumpology was practiced by the Babylonians, the Indians (from India), the Ancient Greeks and Romans. Well, there is actually no evidence of this except from the proclamations of Jackie Stallone, the American astrologer. But Tubularsock really trusts Rumpology for evaluating political leaders.

AS PROOF Jackie has predicted the outcome of Presidential elections and Oscars by reading the “bottoms” of her two pet Doberman Pinschers. Now tell Tubularsock just how perfect is THAT?

Tubularsock does know what you are thinking right about now but for those that have eyes to see you’ll follow ………

Even if you don’t have eyes to see Rumpology works. At least says Ulf Beck, the blind German clairvoyant. “Ulf claims he can read people’s futures by feeling their naked buttocks!” (Wikipedia) Sure he can …….

Tubularsock realizes at this point that you may think that Ulf is putting this stuff out on the HOT DATES dating service on the web but no …….. he’s clairvoyant!

So enough already!

Rumpology is the practice of “reading” one’s “posterior characteristics”. This can be done by the “hands-on method”, by email using digital photographs or by plaster buttock prints.

And from this information the Rumpologist can: reveal a person’s past and future, diagnose one’s personality, and detect one’s charismatic potential.

In fact Jackie states that, “The crack of your behind corresponds to the division of the two hemispheres of the brain”. So hells-bells, what more does Tubularsock have to say?

Well, Tubularsock figures if we could get the “Butt Prints” from the candidates running for President of the United States and run the “numbers” we could just pick the best candidate and that would be that.

BUTT WAIT!

Tubularsock realizes that it is a radical idea butt hey, THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK IS ALL ABOUT!

Oh, by the way ……. Jackie is Sylvester Stallone’s mother. And DrB, she never dated Henry Kissinger!

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WHO’S THE BLACKEST OF THEM ALL?

So as we Americans proceed with the rigged circus of elections the age old question has reared its ugly head, once again.

If you recall it was only around 2007 that the BIG question was: “IS BARACK OBAMA BLACK ENOUGH”?

And how could anyone forget Joe Biden’s convincing comment in calling Obama the “first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,”

Ahh YES! “bright and clean”! There’s just not many of those kind of knegros in the land of the free!

But of course we all know that Barack came from a “white-stock” U.S. mother and a father that is a “black-stock” Kenyan. So, Barack was watered down from PURE white which makes him biracial! And biracial are ALWAYS BLACK. BUT NOT WHITE!

And we all know that the U.S. of America is in its post-racial-period so we, as a country, are past all that concern over race. After all we elected one of those “bright and clean” ones to be our President!

Now that it is 2016 we have a new issue IS BERNIE OR HILLARY BLACK ENOUGH?

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You see the establishment media has been on Hillary’s team from the beginning. The first clue, Dr. Watson, was elemental. They just didn’t cover Bernie. Even when his crowd sizes were larger than Hillary’s and Trump’s. Not a peep! It was like he never was there.

But when it became clear that there was some kind of bias in favor of Hillary the establishment press started to cover Bernie except they used their photos and headlines to focus on Hillary in a positive light and Bernie not so much.

So that is why presently we have a big push from the establishment to convince all of us that the Clintons HAVE ALWAYS LOVED BLACK PEOPLE and were there during the civil rights struggle standing shoulder to shoulder with their BLACK BROTHERS AND SISTERS fighting the good fight for freedom and justice for all.

Even Congressman John Lewis who was a major leader within the civil rights movement in the 1960’s  joined in to cast doubt on Bernie Sanders’ involvement in the Civil Rights movement.

He stated that, “I never saw him. I never met him. I was chair of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee for three years, from 1963 to 1966. I was involved with the sit-ins, the Freedom Rides, the March on Washington, the march from Selma to Montgomery and directed (the) voter education project for six years. But I met Hillary Clinton. I met President (Bill) Clinton.”

But funny thing, Congressman Lewis in his statement doesn’t say WHEN he met Hillary and Bill. The way that statement was stated IMPLIES the Clinton’s were involved in the Civil Rights Movement in the ’60. They weren’t! Bernie was involved!

Congressman Lewis just lied or just misdirected his statement to make it appear the Civil Rights Movement and the Clinton’s were tied together?

In Congressman Lewis’ own words in a section contributed by him in 2001 in the book by Janis Kearney, Conversations: William Jefferson Clinton, From Hope to Harlem he states, “The first time I heard of Bill Clinton was in the early 70s . . . think I paid more attention to him at the 1988 Democratic Convention . . . But it was one of his aides, Rodney Slater, who actually introduced us in 1991”.

You do the math …… 1963 ……. 1991. If Tubularsock is not mistaken, the Freedom Rides were over!

As for Hillary she went with her church group to hear Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962.

Hillary was 13 years old. And was not on the forefront of the Civil Rights Movement.

But the way the now establishment Lewis stated it one could be made to believe that Hillary and Bill were in the middle of it all. THEY WERE NOT!

It is obvious to Tubularsock that Congressman Lewis knows which side of his chit’lin is buttered on!

And then there was Time Magazine.

There is photographic evidence that Bernie Sanders WAS involved in the Civil Rights Movement. He was involved in the sit-in at the University of Chicago administration building protesting discrimination against blacks in university owned housing.

“I took the photograph of Bernie Sanders speaking to his fellow CORE members at that sit-in” stated Danny Lyon the student photographer at the University of Chicago, making pictures for the yearbook, the Alumni Magazine and the student paper, The Maroon.

Lyon (now a celebrated photographer) verified that the photos that he took included Sanders and that Time Magazine and the Clinton machine that have attempted to discredit the photos as not being Sanders have done so to misinform the electorate. Oh no, say it isn’t so!!!

The CORE sit-in that Bernie helped lead was the first civil rights sit-in to take place in the North.”

Now will the Black voters in South Carolina which are significant and the Black voters in general be fooled into thinking that Hillary and her Banker-Class will do more for them than Bernie and his economic reform program?

Guess it depends just how awake the Black community happens to be.

WE SHALL OVERCOME is only worth something if all the people wake up to the game being implemented. The sad truth is that to date it’s the LIE that wins.

Hillary is a LIE just like Obummer is a LIE …….

So far in America, THE LIES HAVE IT!

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Tube ready headingIf stupidity grew on trees the United States would be a wonderland of forests!

Tubularsock has been informed by the New York Times that Obomber has called for an increase of heavy weapons, armored vehicles and other equipment to NATO countries in Central and Eastern Europe.

Why?

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Well because it’s a move that administration officials said is aimed at deterring Russia from further aggression in the region.

Now this will be paid for by a budget request of more than $3.4 billion for military spending in Europe in 2017.

Why?

Well, you see somehow the New York Times and the Obomber Administration has gotten mixed up. Lying will do that.

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Somehow the United States’ overthrow of the government in the Ukraine has gotten turned around as Moscow’s aggression and that the 85% of the Crimean People’s VOTE to join Russia is construed as Russia’s annexation of Crimea — an annexation that neither the United States nor its European allies recognize!

If lies grew on trees the United States would be a wonderland of forests!

So what does all this mean?

The candidates that are being put up for the next wave of WAR all agree. Doesn’t matter whether it’s Bernie, or Hillary, or Jeb, or Donnie, or Ted with the Bible up his ass, they ALL support WAR.

Yet the majority of the American population is tired of war.

If voting-mattered grew on trees within the United States there would be barren ground!

The ONLY candidate that would STOP WAR and close U.S. military bases and take that money savings and apply it to DOMESTIC INFRASTRUCTURE REPAIR AND FREE EDUCATION AND IMPROVE HEALTH CARE IS ……. Jill Stein of the Green Party!

Haven’t heard of her …….. no surprise is it?

http://www.jill2016.com/

You do realize that if you compare Jill’s platform with Bernie’s, well Bernie is the same old same old head up his butt Bernie!

Now Jill is a WOMAN but she isn’t a corporate-whore like Hillary.

Jill, actually has INTEGRITY!

If integrity grew on trees, the United States has been too long under water!

So bottom line if you want change in a positive direction in this country of ours you’ll have to get off your butt and see the alternatives.

You know, Tubularsock hates to break this to you but the Democan’ts and the Republican’ts will change NOTHING in your lives ……. El ZERO!

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW!

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If CHANGE grew on trees …… cornucopia could happen!

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