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TUBULARSOCK SAYS: PIGS?
Posted: February 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Donald Trump, Psychology, TED CRUZ, VOTETags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Ted Cruz
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RUSSIA, WAR, CHANGE & JILL
Posted: February 3, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, Crimea, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Russia, TED CRUZ, Ukraine, WARTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Human Rights American Failure, Obama foreign policy, Russia, Ukraine
If stupidity grew on trees the United States would be a wonderland of forests!
Tubularsock has been informed by the New York Times that Obomber has called for an increase of heavy weapons, armored vehicles and other equipment to NATO countries in Central and Eastern Europe.
Why?
Well because it’s a move that administration officials said is aimed at deterring Russia from further aggression in the region.
Now this will be paid for by a budget request of more than $3.4 billion for military spending in Europe in 2017.
Why?
Well, you see somehow the New York Times and the Obomber Administration has gotten mixed up. Lying will do that.
Somehow the United States’ overthrow of the government in the Ukraine has gotten turned around as Moscow’s aggression and that the 85% of the Crimean People’s VOTE to join Russia is construed as Russia’s annexation of Crimea — an annexation that neither the United States nor its European allies recognize!
If lies grew on trees the United States would be a wonderland of forests!
So what does all this mean?
The candidates that are being put up for the next wave of WAR all agree. Doesn’t matter whether it’s Bernie, or Hillary, or Jeb, or Donnie, or Ted with the Bible up his ass, they ALL support WAR.
Yet the majority of the American population is tired of war.
If voting-mattered grew on trees within the United States there would be barren ground!
The ONLY candidate that would STOP WAR and close U.S. military bases and take that money savings and apply it to DOMESTIC INFRASTRUCTURE REPAIR AND FREE EDUCATION AND IMPROVE HEALTH CARE IS ……. Jill Stein of the Green Party!
Haven’t heard of her …….. no surprise is it?
You do realize that if you compare Jill’s platform with Bernie’s, well Bernie is the same old same old head up his butt Bernie!
Now Jill is a WOMAN but she isn’t a corporate-whore like Hillary.
Jill, actually has INTEGRITY!
If integrity grew on trees, the United States has been too long under water!
So bottom line if you want change in a positive direction in this country of ours you’ll have to get off your butt and see the alternatives.
You know, Tubularsock hates to break this to you but the Democan’ts and the Republican’ts will change NOTHING in your lives ……. El ZERO!
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW!
If CHANGE grew on trees …… cornucopia could happen!
YOUR MOVE . . .
Posted: December 20, 2015 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, CHRISTMAS, Donald Trump, DREAMS, economics, Garbage, MATRIX, Psychology, RACISM, Religion, Santa Claus, SPIRITUAL INSIGHTTags: CHRISTMAS, holiday jobs, Santa Claus
This is the time of year that Tubularsock hides in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.
Not from fear but from dread ……..
Tubularsock always puts on his stealth attire when he has to leave the bunker and you wouldn’t recognize Tubularsock on the street because the S.F. Bay Area that Oakland is a part has so many diverse hair styles Tubularsock isn’t all that noticeable. No, really.
But just in case Tubularsock always wears a ski hat with blinking green lights with its top cut open and people don’t even look up as Tubularsock passes on his two-wheeled bike. It’s rather a live-and-let-live community in general.
And hell with the homeless black dude that rides his bike pulling two bike trailers with a boom-box and two huge 12” woofer speakers blaring and adding that to all his belongings with everything painted GOLD to match his gold painted top hat, suit coat, pants and high top tennis shoes ……..
Well shit, Tubularsock even begins to look normal!
Tubularsock seldom goes into retail stores. Just have no interest and most of the stuff is priced so high that Tubularsock figures the “liberal-press” has buried the true story that the Chinese slave laborers in the sweat-factories have been given a huge wage increase! Fucking workers!
At least here in America when we asked the Black Africans to leave their homes and come to America we put them to work 24/7. They were good workers too. In fact, so good that the powers to be set up a system that still exist today. And keeps those Black Workers behind bars working in order to keep them from having to associate with all those welfare cheats!
Seriously! If you recall, those Native Americans would run off when our early Christian farmers used to attempt to “train” those savages to work. And none of them spoke American! Go figure.
But that was then and we are here now and things have improved.
And today in America we even love Mexicans! No seriously!
Right after Donald Trump proclaimed to build a wall to keep those raping Mexicans out he in his next breath proclaimed that he had a great relationship with Mexican waiters. They were his homey-amigos.
And just like Americans, no one even noticed any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
Now, just watching truck after truck after truck of dead pine trees being brought into this city to be decorated and lighted up for a week or two and then tossed to the curbside to be taken away by trucks and trucks and trucks just brings merriment to Tubularsock’s soul.
And just like Americans, no one even notices any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
But one can not miss the parade of stressed out smiling people marching in and out like zombies to every sales event in order to PROVIDE HAPPINESS which isn’t paid off until May, 2016 if you’re lucky. Which then keeps them all sitting in cubicles day in and day out for years and they call it their life’s work.
And just like Americans, no one even notices any incongruity. That’s because we are ALL, EXCEPTIONAL!
But what if ………………………..
This year ………………………….
LIBERATION.
Wow, now how easy was that?
If you haven’t figured this out yet ………..
And believe Tubularsock on this ……. you don’t have to do this.
You never did. It has alway been an illusion and you are the ONLY one who can wake up because it is YOUR dream.
And Tubularsock knows your conditioned response …… “but I, I just couldn’t”.
But you can …….. you create your own reality and you even already know this, so listen from within.
“I’M SORRY, YOUR TIME IS UP ….. THIS IS A RECORDING. YOUR PARKING TICKET MAY BE VALIDATED UPON YOUR EXIT…….. HAVE A NICE DAY” beep. 
TRUMP-OH-MAGIC
Posted: August 8, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Republican Debate, REPUBLICANSTags: 2016 Presidential Election
TRUMP-O-MAGIC
Now Tubularsock recently has been leaving his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA at 3AM in the morning and riding his bicycle about the city. Tubularsock calls this stealth-exercise.
But riding through empty streets in the crisp-air and very little traffic is a good way to do some thinking. So Tubularsock has been thinking.
You know how we Americans are accused of being a celebrity culture? And you also already know that we ARE a celebrity culture. The question really is, is there ANY CULTURE in celebrity?
Well if you had any doubt to this “charge” of celebrity culture the First Republican “Debate” has made it clear.
Twenty-four million people tuned into that “debate”. Twenty-four million! For a political “debate” in the U.S. of A.!
And according to CNNMoney that figure “tripled the largest audience for any previous debate” in the history of the United States!
That was One-million MORE than the viewership of the last game of the 2014 World Series and even Letterman’s last show viewership was only 13.7 million and Letterman IS a celebrity!
And you know why everyone tuned in …….. Donald Trump.
And out of all the potential Republican candidates who is the ONLY ONE who stated HE HAD “WON” the debate? Donald Trump!
And who was the only potential candidate who had nearly every statement he made quoted the following day in the maimed-stream-press ……. Donald Trump.
And who hasn’t a ghost of a chance of being picked to be the Republican Presidential Candidate ………… Donald Trump.
Yet, 24 million people tuned in to see just what The Donald was going to do.
Tubularsock had more fun trying to find a way to watch The Donald than watching this boring collection of pre-paid corporate slave-boys act like they had an independent thought.
BORING.
Now if you didn’t have cable TV then you couldn’t really watch this debate. Now this is a debate for the possible leader of the United States. A possible President for all the people not just those with access to cable TV. But unless you had cable access a citizen wasn’t able to watch it ……. in theory.
Tubularsock has no TV so had to hunt down a way to watch it other than the way FOX had created so as to have a revenue stream for advertising.
In those situations the solution is always …… YouTube.
On YouTube there is always someone and usually dozens of people who are streaming everything either by screen-capture or filming it off a TV and showing it on their YouTube Channel.
It is always the go-to-to-go-around.
The quality isn’t always that good but just how much of that Republican-Shit can one take anyway?
The bottom line is: Even The Donald isn’t interesting enough to carry this amount of boredom!
One thing for sure …… the next “debate” won’t have the numbers again. The public wants a show from our celebrities and when they don’t produce the interest declines.
Just how often can you really watch THE KOCH BROTHERS’ THE PRICE IS RIGHT?
SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?
Posted: August 5, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Republican DebateTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Republican Debate
SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?
Now today Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C from Oakland, CA and thinking about the principle of septic tanks. You see a septic tank has to be vented in order to allow the gasses that shit produces to be released. A 2” vent usually does the trick.
Now in large cities the sewer treatment plants often burns off that gas but a single septic tank just releases that gas into the atmosphere.
And of course Tubularsock believes that there is a correlation between shit, gas and the Republican debate that is being hosted by a huge producer of gas …. Fox Ooze.
And the only reason an intelligent being would even watch this is ……..
Ok. An intelligent being wouldn’t but let Tubularsock say that you are just absorbed in the absurd and haven’t really got a life so go ahead, dial it in.
No really. It is going to be well viewed by a huge number for only ONE REASON ……
You already know …… DONALD TRUMP.
Now you know how boring these silly “debates” are whether it’s a Democrat or Republican “debate” it is empty. It’s all show and no go ………
But because Donny may just go off ……. well that is why it will be watched and it will be well watched. Just for the possibility of A REALITY TV SHOW spin.
It does put a great deal of pressure on Trump because he’s the show.
Now Tubularsock noticed that Sarah Palin has stated that Trump is the candidate for “Joe-Six-Pack” and who could argue with that?
Sarah wrote, “The elites are shocked by Trump’s dominance, but everyday Americans aren’t. Everywhere I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed-up Joe Six-Pack Americans, the folks I meet commiserate about wussified slates of politicians, but then unsolicited, they whisper their appreciation for Trump because he has the guts to say it like it is.”
Well yes, why not. And with Trump’s strong foreign policy platform anchored by a higher, longer, thicker border wall between Mexico and the U.S., out dealing Putin in deal making and surrounding ISSI …….. why worry?
No, Tubularsock is excited. Tubularsock would only add a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the West Coast to keep those “Chinks” out and a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Atlantic Coast to keep the “Huns” at bay and YES on a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Canadian border to keep us from being attacked by Canadian Mountie Terrorists. Then we are sure to be safe.
And with Tubularsock’s additional higher, longer thicker border walls Tubularsock is talken’ so high that we would even keep Icarus out! And that dude flies really high if legend is correct. We as true Americans don’t want any Greek immigrants coming here and ruining American blood lines, now do we!
So Sarah and Don and Tubularsock are on the same page BUT PERHAPS a different book.
Oh my, Tubularsock has digressed.
Well, in reality within the illusion in which we occupy, the show will go on but the deal is already completed.
Donald could go any which way at the debate but Jeb will come off like a fucking boy scout and he has already won the nomination anyway and he’ll run against Hillary who will win the 2016 election.
The deal has already been agreed to and all the rest is the show.
It is best to remember the words of the late George Carlin when it comes to politics:
“. . . it’s a big club and you ain’t in it . . . You see, the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American dream. Cause ya have to be asleep to believe it.”
Tubularsock 