Posts Tagged ‘July 4th’

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Is there life after death? YES! At least in the realm of maimed-stream-media!
Now you all know that Tubularsock is always attacking the maimed-stream-media for their lack of journalism and their lack of integrity and their incestual relationship with the government especially the White House Press Corps.

And Tubularsock also continuously attacks the STUPID AMERICAN PUBLIC for, well, being STUPID!

Well Tubularsock is going to report to you A RAY OF HOPE! Ok, maybe a sliver of hope but at least a chance that hope does exist for more than a nano-second.

PBS showed the Fourth Of July Fireworks Show that was held in Washington, D.C.

And Washington,D.C. was foggy and overcast. Now that tells you a lot! And it goes way beyond the weather!

You have heard of “The Fog Of War” but this was “The Fog Of Fireworks Display”. Really, an entirely new field of study that Tubularsock has enter into.

PBS’s LIVE-COVERAGE was hindered by the fog. You know the fireworks were shot into the sky and blew up in the fog. And many cities that put on fireworks displays when they find that the weather is going to hinder the performance will postpone the display until an evening that it can be seen.

But we are talking about Washington, D.C. not just ANY city. And if there is any place on earth that is captured by the “The Fog Of Fireworks Display” it is Washington, D.C.!

So PBS’s LIVE COVERAGE was not that impressive because the fireworks would go off in the fog and so somebody figured out that it was kind-of stupid to show fogged fireworks.

So without informing the viewers PBS’s LIVE COVERAGE was intermingled with Washington, D.C. fireworks from other years in order to have something to show on screen. And that in itself is normal because PBS and all the other maimed-stream-media are specialists at news manipulation SOOOO business as usual!

EXCEPT the viewers noticed! Ok, take a deep breath and get up off the floor. Tubularsock knows that the impossible happened …… THE VIEWERS NOTICED!

This may even be proof that there is a God! Tubularsock isn’t going that far but a miracle did occur!

The viewers noticed that:

The fireworks were in the fog and the Capitol Building had scaffolding around the dome

AND THEN there was a clear night sky and the Capitol Building had no scaffolding around the dome AND THEN the fireworks were in the fog and the Capitol Building had scaffolding around the dome.

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Now THAT is some tip-top viewing!

Almost as good as the BBC 9/11 video footage when the reporter announced the collapsing of World Trade Tower Center building #7 while the building referred to was still standing behind her.

That time viewers missed it until later when it was brought to their attention but by then The Fog Of 9/11 had set in.

All in all for a brief moment in the annals of time THE VIEWERS NOTICED and that may just be a new public trend.

Was this enough to awaken them to the fact that Clinton and Trump are REALLY ONLY PUPPETS.

Or is just an anomaly?

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Tube flag burningFOURTH OF JULY, 2016

 

Oh yeah, The 4th Of July. This country is 240 years old today and as a nation we are doing quite nicely destroying everything our founding fathers philosophically created.

Today we have hit the pinnacle of stupidity by creating a situation where the height of national leadership is between dufus one and dufus two. And because we have discovered a “woman” who is as fuck-up as a “man” we think we have made some sort of progress.

What we have accomplished is the choice to “vote” (a meaningless term, in truth) for TWO EVILS!

Finally we have broken that mold of having to “vote” (a meaningless term, in truth) for the “LESSER” of two evils to the ultimate prize of putting our support toward EVIL!

You have got to admit that that is American Exceptionalism at its finest!

So get out the old red, white, and blue and hang that fucking flag out on your doorstep so at least Tubularsock will know the people to avoid in his neighborhood when he does come out of his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA! (see: The Bunker Tour)

But really, we as a country have made progress. We now know that a “Black-man” is just as fucked up as a “White-man”. And really you can’t trust buying a used car from either.

And speaking about buying, the American pastime (not baseball), we Americans spend over ONE BILLION DOLLARS a year on …… wait for it ……. FIREWORKS! Yep, fireworks. That is according to the APA. Yes, we even have an APA. Oh, in case you were not up on American reality the APA is The American Pyrotechnics Association!

Really, a lobbyist group to advocate for MORE FIREWORK SALES!
And most of these fireworks are imported from China! You know, that country we can’t “trust” so Obummer pivoted toward Asia with our military to ahhh …… hmmm, maybe to protect the APA’s interest.

And this is a business Tubularsock wants to get into. Think about it. Some American smuck will work a twelve hour work day at a job he hates and then goes out and buys a loud, smoky firework that when lit lasts about 6 seconds for $14.95. And he’ll buy eight of them! It would be proper to call him a dumb shit but Tubularsock will refrain from even giving this dumb shit dumb shit recognition!

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And to top this bull shit off, Americans love to express patriotism on Independence Day by displaying the stars and stripes. And according to the U.S. Census Bureau the U.S. imports FOUR MILLION DOLLARS worth of American flags from overseas, including $3.6 million from China!

But that is not all folks! According to the National Retail Federation it is expected that the spending on food over the “holiday weekend” will be in the neighborhood of $6.7 billion. That is a lot of fucking hot dogs to choke on! Or maybe Chinese Take-Out to keep with our trend.

And you thought it was all about patriotism didn’t you!

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