13 Russians under my bed
there’s got to be three that really are red
Those Commie Pinkos are at it again
Trying to topple all of we Americans
Oh no you don’t hack our elections
We can do that by having no selections
One asshole is as bad as the next
But we are all free to make a select
Do you really think you can destroy us like that
We have enough guns to wipe ourselves out fast
The politicians offer up goodwill and prayer
As they carry their NRA money to their lairs
And fuck all the children, cripple, and poor
As Trump spends his time with a couple of whores
But it is all well and good as it should be
Because we got 13 Russians don’t you see?
And you may just wonder what’s that is to me
Those 13 Russians provide great levity
Tubularsock 