TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**
Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.
Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.
PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !
This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?
It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”
{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}
Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?
It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.
Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!
That is what Viagra is all about folks!
Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .
But really is that true?
To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).
Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

Now, what are they discussing.
- FOREIGN POLICY
2. TITS AND ASS
YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.
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And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

