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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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Comments
  1. Hariod Brawn says:

    I don’t know, tubular one, but the guy in the background can barely contain his excitement at it all.

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Hariod, you and Lara/Trace both are going to receive “extra credit points” for observation for the “unknown crotch”. It happens to be a standard Secret Service stance which may tell us more than we want to know about those who protect the Presidents.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. sojourner says:

    “Now, what are they discussing.”

    They are saying to sex-offender/predator Bill, “Hillary is such a bitch, and ugly too, no wonder you fuck around so much!”

    “And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!”

    WTF!! WRONG AGAIN!!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, very enlightening and not a bit judgmental. Now, do you have an opinion about Hillary you’d like to discuss?

      Science is never “wrong” but scientist happen to be, as you know, when they alter their results for cooperate grants.

      That doesn’t make science wrong ………

      All science is based on the scientific method which is why science is always correct. It is correct only in that it is an ever changing set of information that is reviewed, tested, and proven with new information. True Science NEVER stops, it only pauses until new information is reviewed, tested, and proven.

      It is true that much of our science is not correct but that has to do with questionable scientists NOT science.

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      • sojourner says:

        I understand what you mean, Tube.

        But I was thinking in terms of scientists, as do most folks I believe, since without scientists, science really doesn’t exist in any real sense, does it? Which came first, Tube, science or the scientist? Not the creation, the word/term science.

        The things that science seeks to explain already exist, but not science itself, since the creation is the creation, and science is how man chose to describe his seeking to understand the creation.

        The creation is never wrong, but since science is a word/term used to describe man in pursuit of knowledge about the creation (a man created word/term), then science can most certainly be wrong, since man is usually more wrong than he is right, even though he is incapable of admitting this fact most of the time.

        What I am getting at here is this: we mustn’t confuse the word/term science with the creation (what exists) itself, Right? Otherwise, science becomes just one more fucked up religion!

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      • tubularsock says:

        You do have a very good point, sojourner. And Tubularsock agrees that science is made up by man to answer things we don’t seem to understand. Science is just a continued theory.

        For example in support of your position … scientists (men/women) work out the BIG BANG THEORY to explain the beginning of “existence”. No problem there EXCEPT to follow the Scientific Method we now have to duplicate the Big Bang to see if it fits the theory. (In truth, Hillary and the neo-cons are working on that right now so get on your lab coat!)

        Now we have never “proved” the existence “God” because to do so scientists would have to come up with a “God” formula which can only be proved by duplicating “God” again which would only be good if “God” would only cooperate. But “God” has always said there can’t be two EXCEPT if he wants it to be. So “God” is not helping out the Scientific Method at all!

        Wow, Tubularsock is now way way out there so to bring it back to reality-in-the-illusion,
        Humans don’t really know the difference between shit and Shinola!

        And in truth, Tubularsock was actually being facetious when Tubularsock stated that Science Is Never Wrong but Tubularsock just couldn’t give up the fun of discussing this with you sojourner!

        Thanks for accommodating.

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  3. 1EarthUnited says:

    “…And SCIENCE is never wrong!” — Until new science comes along which proves old theories obsolete.
    They’re probably thinking… damn i wish we could what comes out of Trumps mouth!
    Alas, horny old basturds are forever!

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      1Earth, Tubularsock agrees with you about science as Tubularsock was just expressing the scientific method to sojourner. Both Tubularsock and sojourner both pay close attention to the corrupted scientific community however.

      Tubularsock has a strong hunch that THEY ARE already doing what comes out of Trumps mouth but just aren’t letting the world know because they haven’t been taped in their club’s locker-rooms. They are “horny old busturds”, at least in their minds!

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  4. Lara/Trace says:

    Why is there a guy holding his crotch in the background? Does he know about this quiz?

    Liked by 5 people

    • tubularsock says:

      LT, Tubularsock has given you and Hariod “extra credit points” on your “crotch-observation” skills. And yes, he does know about the quiz because the Secret Service knows stuff like that! They don’t really have much to do when they are standing around watching so they “handle themselves” perhaps.

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  5. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Take heart fellow citizens..if Trump wins the election the White House can become one big locker room…frat party..titty bar..brothel..lap dance…and orgy..all rolled into one. Leaders of former hostile nations will leave from a visit at the White House with a new love of America. Trump for president….Trump for World Peace..or is it piece????

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Michael, Tubularsock is shocked by your new position toward Trump! You have moved in our discussions from Hillary to Jill to Trump ……… you ARE NOT a stable voter!

      And now YOUR locker room mind-set has taken over! NO! Trump will not rent you the Lincoln Bedroom if he’s elected!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Michael Fuhrig says:

    He won’t rent me the Lincoln bed room…DARN!!! Maybe he’ll let me serve at his wild orgy/parties and I can get leftovers. TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Michael Fuhrig says:

    By the way Tube…in answer to what are our three ex-presidents in the photo discussing: Clinton is saying: “Did you see the knockers on that one over there?”
    And W is saying: “Yeah..but she could use a little more junk in the trunk…”
    And George H is replying: “You two kill me. In my day I got more poon tang than either of you, but I did it quietly. I was in the CIA you know..”

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  8. swo8 says:

    I bet what they were talking about would make even Trump blush.
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

  9. It strikes me the powers that be are getting really desperate to engage white blue collar males who normally stay home on election day.

    Liked by 4 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Yes, DrB. you may be correct about that but all the Hillary campaign would have to do is put out the call for a “wet tee shirt contest with free beer on election day” and see which way they’d go ….. to the voting booth or the wet tee contest.

      Just another Chicago-Style voting suggestion. Any takers, Hillary?

      Oh sure, someone would have to corral Bill to get him to vote and keep him away from wet-tees!

      Liked by 1 person

  10. Norman Pilon says:

    “[M]ales linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted,” and indeed, as you put it, it’s more than just lingering longer than you would want to admit to your mom — it’s forever . . .

    And that also and indeed explains why, as Dr. Bramhall duly noted, blue collar males normally stay home on election day: it ain’t just the collar that’s blue, but a permanent condition which tends to severely diminish the importance of any kind of election, not exempting the wildly overrated presidential race . . . I mean that’s the key, eh: if you want to understand how the working man’s mind functions, change but one letter in the phrase “election day,” and now you have something truly worthy of their attention in both its substance and consequence, hands down and comparatively speaking . . .

    As for what the tree jerk-offs in the picture above may be talking about, one thing is certain, it in no way bears any import to ordinary folk, except perhaps in so far as it will result in their being bent over either figuratively or straightforwardly.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Norm, you are so correct but Tubularsock would say that your point really applies to “white” collar male workers as well as the pin-stripped-suit-set and every male in between.

      The erection is a building principal and it goes down from there! You can see the issue in those flaccid 9/11 buildings.

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  11. sojourner says:

    Tube wrote,

    “Humans don’t really know the difference between shit and Shinola!

    And in truth, Tubularsock was actually being facetious when Tubularsock stated that Science Is Never Wrong but Tubularsock just couldn’t give up the fun of discussing this with you sojourner!”

    Well, I’m glad to know this now, Tube. You have accomplished your goal. From here forward, when you make a pronouncement of this kind, I will know to ignore it. Because you are already to spoiled, and I don’t need to aid in this spoiling of you!

    Oh, and by the way, I was just trying to get a rise out of you as well. Science is never wrong, because human beings don’t know “shit from shinola”!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      “Science can’t be wrong when it’s right but may be left if not correct!” (a quote from the famous tome: The Tubularsock Scientific Knowledge Compendium and User Guide and Driving Instructions for the Universe) ON SALE NOW!

      Thanks sojourner.

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  12. Jay says:

    I think the next timeyou guys want a reality TV star to run for president, you should just go the Kim Kardashian route. She’s equally qualified, a better debater, and less offensive. Somehow.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Now that Jay, is such a grand idea! Kim really needs the money now too after the great robbery. Her qualification may even be better with all that T&A
      that appears in ever photo. And just maybe she’ll put on some clothes and surprise all of us! Thanks for your insight.

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  13. Michael Fuhrig says:

    But is Kim Kardashian the minimum age 35 for president? Or is it that she just seems to be in permanent adolescence. That would mean the Kaneyae West is First Man. But then he thinks he’s THE MAN anyway.

    Liked by 1 person

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