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MISSISSIPPI ISIS — JOIN TODAY

Now Tubularsock will admit from the outset that many times Tubularsock will incorporate HUGE generalities to make his points. For example, all Americans are stupid!

Now Tubularsock knows at least six Americans that are not stupid so right there Tubularsock should know better. Or all blacks have rhythm. And Tubularsock knows that is not true from experience. Tubularsock watched Obummer himself destroy that stereotype in his Amazing Grace song-fest. YES HE CAN’T!

Or General Custard wore Arrow-Shirts. Ok, maybe only because he dated Sioux.

All that being admitted Tubularsock just has to postulate: Are the youth of today just fucking stupid with their use of social media and the computer?

Now Tubularsock is not talking about the stupidity of posting photos of their private parts out on the web. Who really cares.

No, Tubularsock really wonders at their lack of awareness of what their computer is connected to once they press, send!

And Tubularsock’s case in point:  HONOR STUDENT TO JOIN ISIS ARRESTED BY FBI.

Jaelyn Deishaun Young (19) graduated from her Mississippi high school with honors.

WITH HONORS!

Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla (22) graduated from Mississippi State University with a degree in psychology.

IN PSYCHOLOGY!

Jaelyn:dakhlalla

Now, Tubularsock could state that at least two people in Mississippi are stupid but that is not really true. Being from Mississippi, in Tubularsock’s opinion, puts you under suspicion of being …….. well really stupid. Ok, ok ….. at least a high probability.

These two were arrested by the FBI for “. . . attempting and conspiring to provide material support to a terrorist group”.

And they BOTH CONFESSED to the charges!

So exactly what did they do?

Well by golly, they WENT ON LINE TO SEE HOW THEY COULD JOIN ISIS.

That is what they did.

And guess what ……….

The FBI has nothing better to do than to monitor the internet for Mississippians who want to join ISIS. Sure enough.

Now lets get this straight …… if a Mississippian went off and joined the Marines, the American ISIS, that would have been praised.

No these kids wanted to join the ISIS …. the ISIS that is not the Marines.

So the FBI arrested the couple at the regional airport for TRYING TO TRAVEL TO SYRIA TO JOIN ISIS!

The FBI interacted with Jaelyn online back in May. This is called entrapment in the old days!

She posted on her TWITTER ACCOUNT that the only thing that was keeping her from traveling to Syria was her need to earn money. ON HER TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!

Jaelyn and Muhammad got themselves married so they could travel together in a Muslim country without a chaperone.

In June the first FBI agent passed Jaelyn off to a second FBI agent posing as an Islamic State facilitator. This is called entrapment stage two.

That FBI “facilitator” helped her with the plan to cross from Turkey to Syria.

Jaelyn confided that, “We don’t know Turkey at all very well (I haven’t even traveled outside US before.)”

Hadn’t Jaelyn heard the old Army advertisement, “Join The Army And See The World”?

Both Jaelyn and Muhammad expressed disappointment and impatience with the slowness of getting their passports EVEN AFTER they paid $340 to expedite passport processing.

And funny thing here is that when the Saudi-actual-terrorists obtained their expedited visas from the Bush Administration so they could ENTER the U.S. to fly planes into building on 9/11 there was no delay at all. But hey, they were coming IN and the FBI didn’t notice.

Now Tubularsock can understand why they wanted to expedite themselves out of Mississippi. That does show intelligence. What Tubularsock doesn’t understand is WHERE’S THE CRIME?

First, they hadn’t joined ISIS.

Second, they hadn’t sent ISIS any money.

So to date this is merely a “thought” crime because all they have done is buy plane tickets to Turkey and express their plan to join ISIS. But, if convicted it will cost them a $250,000.00 fine and twenty years in prison.

And if you really look at this would ISIS or prison be any worse than living the rest of your life in a town called STARKVILLE, MISSISSIPPI ? Think about it.

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  1. Is it cheaper to join the Marine branch or the FBI branch of ISIS and do I need a security clearance?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Interesting that you ask this question DrB.
      You do realize that both the Marines and the FBI branches use counter-intelligence as opposed to intelligent-intelligence so security clearance is not necessary if you are under 5′ 6″ in height. You should be secure in your clearance.

      In regard to cost Tubularsock feels it best to refer you to the Budget Office Analysis Sector of the Clandestine Operations Office of the over-secretary of the under-secretary. Tubularsock is sure that they will be able to coordinate a cost-factor-analysis and provide that information for you as long as your height clearance is such that your clearance is clearly clear.

      If for any reason the Budget Office Analysis Sector of the Clandestine Operations Office of the over-secretary of the under-secretary can not answer your cost question the answer is YES.

      Thank you so much for your comment.

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  2. donzo442 says:

    Prolonged drought in the Amerikan West is drying up the gene pool?

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  3. “So to date this is merely a “thought” crime because all they have done is buy plane tickets to Turkey and express their plan to join ISIS.”
    Tubularsock, Now be reasonable — you know thought crimes are the worst crimes! Because by definition, they require thinking. Which is not well regarded these days. We’re meant to just watch so-called news and do as we’re told. And go shopping, I think we’re supposed to do a lot of shopping.
    Oh shit — did I just say “I think”? I’m doomed. This isn’t twitter or facebook, but there’s still no way a rash statement like that can go unpunished!
    I’d say thanks for your great post, but then you’d be in deep shit too. Tubular who? Never heard of him, I have no clue how I even wound up on that site … – Linda

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    • tubularsock says:

      So true Linda ….. what was Tubularsock thinking ooops.

      Tubularsock has just come back from a book burning party where they gave away a 200″ High-Def TV as a door prize!

      Tubularsock can see that you have taken the safe way to avoid capture but it is recommended that you remove the RED-T arm band when you leave your house.

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  4. Well, I joined ISIS, sixteen years ago. The InterStellarInebriatedSex Club is absolutely ferociously fun. So, can I expect to be picked up any minute by the FBI and detained even though we consider ourselves to be inebriated sexual beings traveling between galaxies? I had no idea that my ISIS and someone else’s ISIS could get me in deep poo poo. But as long as they understand that my club was formed, first, and should therefore, not be considered a threat to life on planet earth, shouldn’t we be left the hell alone to get on with the business of sex, drinking and interstellar space travel?

    What say you?

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  5. onnovocks says:

    Time for a new Club? Alphabet Agency Watch List, AAWL, since we’re all being watched, watched and watched. Ooops, I shouldn’t invite folks to actually think, …never mind. Ooops, even that requires thought, ..sorry!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Yes onnovocks, you are so correct even the suggestion of not thinking is an act of thinking and once you start that process then you are suspect in the great scheme of thought. The great news is that most thinking centers around thoughtless thinking which causes …. aah

      From Tubularsock’s understanding your new club, the AAWL has already been placed on the USGWL so you’ll have to go through the TSA extra search line for malcontents for being a member of AAWL on the USGWL by the TSA. Welcome to AmeriKKKa.

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      • onnovocks says:

        AAWLright AAWLready, maybe I’ll equip membership cards with RFID chips, that way they’ll know the very moment we AAWL walk through the door. Oh wait, …it’s called a Passport!
        Saves me the trouble 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  6. sojourner says:

    “Now Tubularsock will admit from the outset that many times Tubularsock will incorporate HUGE generalities to make his points. For example, all Americans are stupid!”

    LMAO!!

    “Or General Custard wore Arrow-Shirts. Ok, maybe only because he dated Sioux.”

    Brrrump bump! “If you knew Siouxy like I know Siouxy…”

    “No these kids wanted to join the ISIS …. the ISIS that is not the Marines.”

    ISIS is CIA, isn’t it?

    “Thought crime?” They’re planning to arrest people who haven’t even thought of or committed a crime yet, or so the alt media claims?

    So just one last question: How do you really feel about Mississippi?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you for your comment sojourner. So, you knew Siouxy like Tubularsock knew Siouxy, Oh, oh what a wonderful “gal”. You did know that when not under the “covers” she was CIA, right?

      Tubularsock is wondering, if thinking is a crime after you thought then before you thought would that be a victimless crime?

      Now for the Mississippi answer: Tubularsock has formed his opinion about Mississippi from the fact that it is a Southern state and is HOT and Muggy with large mosquitos. Pretty much hell for Tubularsock.

      Tubularsock doesn’t do South.

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      • sojourner says:

        Me neither! I lived in Nashville for a couple of years, chasing after that whore, music, and the weather damn near did me in! No big mosquitoes, but day after day of high heat and humidity, and that’s just during the winter months.

        You’re accustomed to that San Fran type weather, which I consider to be heaven. If it weren’t for them pesky earthquakes, I would have settled down in Northern cal somewhere, maybe even Sacramento. The northern coastline is spectacular!

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  7. talesfromtheconspiratum says:

    Hahaha, the title suggests that one of your states has the terrorism disease! Didn’t Tom Cruise cover this in his Minority Report film? Pre-crime screening?

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    • tubularsock says:

      You know TFTC, Tom has covered this subject. But as you are well aware you’ll have to ask the “precogs” if you want the details. Tubularsock worked the precog division for awhile but was laid off due to budget constraints. And yes, Tubularsock had figured that out before it happened! Thanks for your comment and yes Tubularsock knew you would comment before you commented …… that’s what we precogs do!

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    • sojourner says:

      That’s it! I couldn’t remember the name of the movie.

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  8. Jay says:

    You look good in robes!

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  9. UPDATE! UPDATE! In my previous response to Wolfess, I entered a different web address than the one that has appeared. I don’t know what the hell happened, but my computer seems to have been taken over, our sex website is sexcrazedaliendrunksdotcom!!!!!

    I know nothink about ‘sexycrazedaliendrunks’! I repeat, I know NOTHINK!

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  10. archecotech says:

    I hope you included me in the “few” smart Americans. But then I don’t consider myself American anymore.

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  11. tubularsock says:

    Tubularsock does get around ……. when one is missing is slows the NSA.

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