Posts Tagged ‘FBI’

KOREAN CRIP ALLOWED INTO TRUMP COUNTRY?

 

If you hadn’t noticed a crippled Korean was allowed into the State of the Union address even though he was a former NORTH KOREAN.

Tubularsock thought we had a WALL to protect us from the “evils” of North Korea!

Come to find out the entire Congress are in favor of North Korean cripples. Or at least it appeared that way with all of them standing up and applauding. Damn!

Now don’t you worry ……. it wasn’t real, it was a sympathetic ploy for war and we ALL can stand united for that! Right?

It is just part of the old “North Korea is so brutal to THEIR OWN CITIZENS” that WE (AMERICA) must “protect” Koreans by bombing them back to the stone age in order to save them from their own evil government.

In a lot of ways it is Trump’s new campaign:

“MAKE MORE KOREANS CRIPPLED AGAIN”.

(Oh sure, Tubularsock has made hats!)

But this isn’t even that creative. It’s the old Iraq weapons of mass distraction ploy. Will Americans be fooled again ….. SO SOON?

Because the words have already been used pushing exactly the same bull shit. It is just OrangeFuck mouthing them.

Flash back to DumbFuckShrub, remember how Shrub explained that the Saddam Hussein regime “. . . ha(d) already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens . . .”? (Of course after the Reagan Administration sold them the chemicals, you know for “farm” use.)

You see, this kind of imagery is the stepping stones to preparing the American citizens for another WAR to save humanity.

After all, we have to attack them there rather than have them right here in OUR HOMELAND!

 

Remember how this works?

But really, it’s too late!

“OUR”(?) President has already LET IN a North Korean Crip! They are already here!

But as President Dump put it, “North Korea’s reckless pursuit of nuclear missiles could very soon threaten our homeland . . .” He left out the classic line “in the shape of a mushroom cloud” that the Shrub Team used so effectively. Too bad.

And those North Koreans have AT LEAST one or two nukes compared to the U.S. nuclear arsenal which if placed end to end would reach to Mars and back BUT IT IS those North Koreans that are dangerous!

Hell somebody might REALLY USE THEM on civilians!

Oh, yeah ……. we already have …….. twice!

So why is Tubularsock supposed to be scared again?

Well, there IS A REASON TO BE SCARED …………………

President OrangeTweet picked Dr. Victor Cha for nomination as the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea.

Cha was vetted and has been approved by South Korea as well. Cha is a very capable and knowledgeable choice to be Ambassador and as American Ambassadors go maybe overqualified if there is such a thing.

So for OrangeTweet to pick him was a surprise to Tubularsock.

BUT as the world turns …….. a few days ago Cha was pulled from the list by the Trump Administration.

WHY? Sure you asked!

Because in private Dr. Victor Cha expressed concerns about a military strike approach to North Korea!

Well good bye, Victor!

It appears that the Trump Administration believes that a “bloody nose” strategy on North Korea is all that it will take to keep North Korea in line.

And the “bloody nose” strategy goes like this:

If in the future North Korea does a missile test or other provocative act the American response would be a carefully targeted attack on a North Korean military facility. But this is exactly why North Korea wants nuclear weapons! North Korea doesn’t want to be Syria or Iraq where the U.S. can bomb anytime it gets upset!. No, with nuclear weapons …….. the warmongering Americans have to think twice.

HAVING nuclear weapons keeps from being attacked at the whim of the U.S.! What is so difficult to understand here?

Now if one reverses this Trump-esque insanity:

If the U.S. happened to do something that North Korea took as a provocative act and North Korea responded by “carefully targeting” a U.S. ship to show their disapproval, just what do you think the U.S.response would be?

Yep!

So, how can it be assumed that an irrational Kim Jong-un, as he is portrayed, would take it all in stride and not assume that this “selected rational limited attack” wasn’t a full out attack and in response start a war that kills hundreds of thousands of North and South Korean civilians and large numbers of US troops in a matter of hours?

AND THE ENVELOPE PLEASE ……………….

BOOOOOOOOM!

 

Advertisements

PASS THE VODKA: NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

HOT BREAKING NEWS
Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables indicted by Mueller!

Washington D.C. …. like today’s date, 2018

The investigation into allegations that members of Donald Trump’s campaign staff as well as his present advisors are/were in cohorts with the Russians has been the top story. Until all the allegations of who grabbed who’s pussy and which breast was fondled by which actor, writer, minister, politician, and third grade principal became the dominate story of the messed-up-media!

And then all shit broke loose with “shitholes” and combined with pussy un-coverage and 18 hole golf courses and it appears we Americans are a little obsessed with orifices.

However here at TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” we just follow the leads that led to the leaders who have leverage their lean toward Moscow.

Editor note: Due to the controversial nature of this story and the possible view that we may have a conflict of interest covering Tubularsock, The Secretary of the Deplorables, the staff and management of Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second news” have provided our in-depth facts to a respected news source from London, The Daily Fail, the conservative news propaganda source and outraged sensational lurid and vulgar tabloid.

Washington, D.C. Today’s date, Alfred Queen reporting for the Daily Fail, London.

It has been reported that Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock, has been indicted by Robert Mueller for possible, almost, pretty close to involvement into Russian counterintelligence.

 

Immediately, President Trump came out in his typical full support of his Secretary of the Deplorables!

 

 

At a rapidly called press conference Secretary Tubularsock passed out the following press release indicating to all that he has NOT, in any way, been influenced by Russia as shown here and clearly expressed:

Тубуларсокк не знает каких-либо русских и не имел никаких взаимосвязанных с Россией вопросов, в том числе отказываясь использовать русскую одежду в своих американских салатах!***

Тубуларсокк никогда не рискнул бы своим верхним пропуском, чтобы как он, так и Джаред Кушнер, взяв наличными в небольшие немаркированные конфессии на стволе-головке для распределения на всей территории тубуларсокк с береговыми счетами.***2

(Tubularsock thanks his friend, the Russian Ambassador in Washington, D.C Anatoly Antonov for his assistance in translation even though Tubularsock emphasizes Tubularsock knows nothing about any assistance in translating or the Russian infused vodka-whore party at the embassy on February 23, 2016.)

Translations of above statements:

***Tubularsock does not know any Russians nor have had any dealings with Russia including refusing to use Russian Dressing on his American salads!

***2 Tubularsock would NEVER risk his top security clearance, that both he and Jared Kushner have, by taking cash in small unmarked denominations on the barrel-head for distribution throughout Tubularsock’s off shore accounts.

So it is clear that Mueller is putting the pressure on the Trump Administration by attempting to taint Trump’s closest advisor Secretary Tubularsock.

 

As Tubularsock says: “вы не можете быть более достойными, чем тубуларсокк!”***3

***3 “You can’t get more deplorable than Tubularsock!”

This is an on-going story and updates will be updated when updates are updated as long as no apple-carts are overturned!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HYPNOTIC 9/11 …..  TRUTH BY NOT BEING AFRAID AT LOOKING

Let Tubularsock make this simple. Tubularsock has noticed that whenever 9/11 is brought up as a subject, immediately if not sooner the, “Well, Bush didn’t do it!”, comes right out. Even if no one had said he had. It is a standard response.

Another standard response is, “well “OUR” government wouldn’t have done it to our own people!” is often made clear. Even if no one had said we had. It is a standard response.

And then there is the Popular Mechanic Magazine “debunking” article about 9/11 another standard example of “Proving the crazies are WRONG!” As if Popular Mechanic Magazine was some highly respected scientific journal rather then a magazine written on a 5th grade reading level. But it is the best place to get your information on what batteries to buy for your military issued multi-function flashlight or how to sharpen your push mower with a hand file like your grandfather used to do! The Popular Mechanic Magazine “debunking” article was itself debunked but alterNUT news seems difficult to kill even with mere facts.

And if one presents ANY evidence that has been uncovered since 9/11 occurred, that evidence is all rejected outright and then three or four outrageous theories are trotted out as “PROOF” ….. That ALL evidence is not true!

You know the ones, …….. An alien craft was involved, or it was all a hologram. Or there was a nuclear device on the planes.

Or the one Tubularsock loves best is the statement “. . . I’m not no engineer or scientist so how would I know how buildings fall down! I’m sure the government knows what they are doing! You know NIST, did a study on it and they said fires brought the buildings down. And they are our best scientists!”

And then the capper ………. “Osama bin Laden did it because he hated our freedom!”
And Tubularsock always responds, “So I guess we should all go out and shop?”

And Tubularsock is sure you remember that “our” President Bush warned us not to “tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories” and Tubularsock took him at his word and NEVER believed a word Bush said about this subject to this very day.

Which brings us to this video by the Architects & Engineers For 9/11 Truth.

What Tubularsock likes about this video is this guy woke up. And he explains just how that happened. And why it took so long.

If you can sit through this video and still have any question that SOMETHING just doesn’t add up about the Government’s Conspiracy Theory then you’ll have to be so frightened of the truth and may be better off to remain asleep for your own good.

Knowing truth is taking responsibility and Tubularsock knows some people just can’t handle it because it is just too scary to face up to ……… so stay asleep. But PLEASE don’t talk about it anymore to anyone.

Spreading ignorance is just embarrassing to be around. Just sleep ….. “perchance to dream” ….. that American Dream you have heard so much about!

And one additional thing ……… DON”T GET LOST IN THE WHO DID IT AND HOW WAS IT DONE CAN OF WORMS! That is something that may come later for you to consider.

Just waking up to the knowledge that Our Government is hiding the truth isn’t a very big  jump to take. IS IT?  You already KNOW THAT the lie is the standard form of communication between the citizen and their government so why would 9/11 be any different? If they weren’t hiding the facts why is everything STILL top secret and not released to the citizens to see what really happened? Are they afraid that bin Laden will come back from the dead and use the information to attack us again?

OR are they afraid that what we’ve been told IS NOT the truth and might just wake the people up AND DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY!

Seriously, if YOU carried out your job as they have YOU WOULD BE FIRED! You would no longer be employed! Why aren’t we the citizen demanding the same of our government employees? Why are they any different from US?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE MOB, THE TRUMP, THE SCORE!

Do you have all day? Well you might want to spend some of it reading the 6500 word exclusive “Why FBI Can’t Tell All on Trump, Russia” in WhoWhatWhy. Here is the link: http://whowhatwhy.org/2017/03/27/fbi-cant-tell-trump-russia/

Oh, and it is way, way better than a soap opera. Which just goes to show you that truth is stranger than fiction!

REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?

The oxymoron, “House Intelligence Committee” is supposed to be investigating Trump’s accusation that Obummer wiretapped Trump as well as searching for Russians in all the wrong places.

The Chairman of this Committee is Devin Nunes a Republican from California. He leads the Committee and that is why he is called Chairman!

Nunes is tasked along with his Committee to INVESTIGATE Trump NOT KISS HIS ASS. Which apparently Devin doesn’t know the difference and does very well.

Anyway, Tubularsock got to thinking that Devin Nunes is not a Russian Mole in Trump’s House but a Trump Mole in the House Intelligence Committee.

And so when Nunes made his clandestine trip to “The White House grounds . . .” he did so not to out maneuver the House investigation but to “. . . safeguard the proper chain of custody and classification of these documents, so the Chairman could view them in a legal way.” Oh SURE, Tubularsock believes that? Well according to a White House spokesman. OH WELL, you’ve got to believe THAT!

And then Devin shared his findings with reporters and the White House without notifying Democrats or other Republicans on his panel of what he had seen! No really, no impropriety there.

Ahhh, Devin goes to the White House to see “executive branch documents that have not been provided to Congress” and THEN SHARED HIS FINDINGS WITH REPORTERS >>>>>>>>>> AND THE WHITE HOUSE???

The White House gave him the documents to read!

Something seems to be wrong here.

Later Devin told Bloomberg “. . . that his source was an intelligence official and not a White House staffer.

Funny that. The House Intelligence Committee has its own secure room in the Capitol where Nunes and his aides review secret documents on a daily basis. Why then did he have to sneak off to “The White House grounds . . .”?

Oh well, you just can’t be too safe …………….

But after all of this Double Agent Mole work President Tweet tweeted, “Trump Russia story is a hoax,” and then he wondered why investigators weren’t looking at his former campaign rival instead.

Now many have asked, “Just how did you, Tubularsock, spot this Double Agent Mole “RED” handed?”

Come now, simple deduction Dr. Watson ……… Devin Nunes LOOKS LIKE A MOLE!

 

Tube heading news bottomCIA GRABS PUSSY?

You know, after listening to Rex W. Tillerson, Trumps pick for his Secretary of State and Jeff Sessions, Trumps pick for his Attorney General, all Tubularsock has to say at this moment in time is they are as bad as Tubularsock had imagined!

Really, it’s easy to know this because when any hearings are held and the main stream press direct all attention toward AN ALLEGED CLAIM that Donnie was involved in “perverted sexual acts” during stays in Moscow and St. Petersburg in 2013, only means one thing …………….

lookAnd Tillerson and Session must BOTH be EXTREMELY NASTY men if to counter their conformation hearings the powers that be have to come up with the following to focus attention away from them.

Now the question is whether it is Trump trying to divert our attention or Trump’s opponents trying to undermine Trumps ascendancy. Either way we as citizens are fucked!

BuzzFeed News published a longer document than the two-page summary of the unsubstantiated allegations that were presented to Trump and Obama by the CIA, FBI, and the National Security Agency.

It said that “. . . during a 2013 trip to the Russian capital, Trump made Russian prostitutes defile a Ritz-Carlton bed where President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had stayed on a previous occasion. It said the incident was captured on surveillance cameras.”

The accusations in the BuzzFeed News documents are unconfirmed.

It is true that Trump did travel to Russia in 2013 when he hosted the Miss Universe Pageant there and the Obama’s traveled to Moscow in July 2009. And they all stayed at the Ritz Carlton. But THAT is about all that is true out of this crap!

xxxspecial-report-1special-report-2

 

tube-pillow

Anyone out there that may want to practice a little critical thinking?

Ok. Lets.

In 2013 Donald went to Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant and not only stayed at the Ritz Carlton Moscow but took it upon himself to stay “in the same room” as the Obama’s had stayed in4-yearsand was able to locate the exact BED the Obama’s had slept in 4 years before and hired a number of RUSSIAN prostitutes “. . . to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him” ruining the bed!

The Ritz Carlton Moscow was WELL KNOWN to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.” (FSB refers to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.)

Remember common sense?

Is it logical for a well traveled guy in the limelight to even consider this?

Now Tubularsock doesn’t like Donnie much but this story is beyond dubious

Now to prove Tubularsock’s point …… are you thinking AT ALL about Tillerson and Sessions.

Tubularsock didn’t think so …………………

Tube Sig.red

 

tube-heading-hipPASS THE VODKA, MATE!

 

Tubularsock had to leave the Bunker to gather food. Usually Tubularsock remains incommunicado until well after the first of each year. One reason is that if Tubularsock stays away from people during late December and early January Tubularsock doesn’t have to listen to “Oh, happy holidays or Merry Christmas” and that fucking “Happy New Year” shit!

Some years Tubularsock has gotten through “obsessive-happy-days” without contact. But not this year.

Now Tubularsock’s response to the standard happy-cheer-statements is a clear diversionary tactic such as “Same to you fella, and So’s your mother!” That usually stops them from further conversation. As well as having them move quickly away.

Anyway, as Tubularsock pulled out of the garage of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) in his pickup Tubularsock turned on the radio and as fate would have it a CBS programed interview was in progress. Now how did CBS even find its way onto Tubularsock’s radio dial. That was a surprise to Tubularsock …….. well that’s radio for ya’!

Anyway within this interview the commentator weaved in the standard programmed reference to the Russian’s being blamed into hacking into our elections …. as if it were fact.

tube-hack-again

Remember repeat the lie often enough ……….

The fact, that to date there has been NO PROOF provided is par for the course.

And the master-bating-media seems to just beat off to a different drummer.

Now really, so far, THERE IS NO PROOF!

But Obummer today is kicking 35 Russian intelligence operatives out of the US, the NY Times reports. The agencies are believed to have been involved in hacking the Democratic National Committee and others.

belived

But look …… it is all bull shit. What Obummer really is doing is putting the onus on Donald Trump to lift the sanctions when he takes office, officially signaling that US intelligence agencies can’t be trusted. (Like, exactly who does trust them anyway?)

You see, it is just a game. A simple school yard game between the boys. The unfortunate part, as usual, some poor innocents will be harmed at some point and we’ll all rally around the flag with THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! Whatever the IT happens to be this week.

And as we see the almost black boy and the clearly orange boy slug it out before the end-of-recess bell rings as we ponder why Putin appears to be the only intelligent MAN in the game. Maybe it’s the vodka.

 

Tube Sig.red