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You know, Tubularsock has dusted off his resume and decided to send it on to Tubularsock’s Uncle Vinnie.

Uncle Vinnie is in the future capitalist adjustment business (FCAB). A very respected business model that has been around for years and has been sanitized by Wall Street. In its early years it was known as loan-sharking, a cumbersome name, indeed. 

FCAB sounds way more classy than loan sharking and it doesn’t involve fish. But perhaps slime.

Now there was once upon a time when a “conflict-of-interest” was considered something that a respectable person would avoid to the point of “stepping aside” in a court case or in a regulatory situation where this respectable person may be viewed as possibly having an advantage in the outcome of the court case or regulatory situation.

Well old fashioned ideas have been set aside today for a multitude of reasons the primary reason being, there are no longer any “respectable people” left. At least on this planet. And greed and power is the life blood which makes this country GREAT! (Haven’t you heard?)

So realizing all of this Tubularsock contacted Uncle Vinnie and asked if Tubularsock could be placed into a respected position in the “family” business. Tubularsock felt it was time to dust off his Sicilian heritage …… Ciao amici !

And that is why Tubularsock is now CEO of TUBULARSOCK CORRUPTION SERVICES, LIMITED.

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Well, your first question is ……..

Exactly, who does TCS,Ltd. represent?

This information can not be divulged to outsiders but Tubularsock will share this only with YOU. Seriously ………. look in the mirror, YOU! (make sure no one else is in the mirror)

Hillary Clinton is one of our favorite clients.

As you know HC is running for office of something or other.

Every major defense contractor in the U.S. has given The Clinton Foundation hundreds of millions of dollars while she was Secretary of State.

Hell, while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State, her department approved $165 billion worth of commercial arms sales to 20 nations whose governments had given money to The Clinton Foundation. Plus a further $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for 16 of those countries!

And the Secretary of State oversee which defense contractor get government contracts for defense projects.

EVERY defense contractor who donated money to the Clinton Foundation received billions of dollars in defense contacts.

But in truth it’s the “bag-man” that arranges those transaction and that is where TCS,Ltd. steps into this financial-food-chain.

And the “bags” don’t exist any longer because TCS,Ltd. uses computers. Sure Uncle Vinnie is nostalgic but Fanculo tutti !

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And just to add profit to profit TCS,Ltd. also handles all of Hillary’s Wall Street speeches as well.

And Hillary has spoken very little but TCS,Ltd. charges Wall Street by the word and as you know words COST!

For example, Golden-Sacks, oop!, sorry Goldman Sachs paid Hillary $225,000 for ONE speech in 2013. But really, that was only about $83 a word. Cheap if you ask Tubularsock. And on Tubularsock’s suggestion “Ladies and Gentlemen” and “Thank You And Good Evening” were free. It was kind of like a perk.

Adding in Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank and UBS all together Hillary hauled in $3.15 million in 2013 for just talking to them.

But with TCS,Ltd. at the helm the money ball keeps rolling into 2014, 2015 and 2016.

The tech sector has put up over $3.2 million dollars to hear Hillary’s golden words at about $307.00 a word.

And Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce and TD Bank both primary sponsors in the promoting of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline has paid Hillary $1.6 million for eight speeches in 2014 and 2015.

And Hillary earned at least $2.7 million from speeches at companies backing the trade promotion authority (TPA ) for “fast tracking” trade deals.

Surprisingly EVEN the maimed-stream-media was forced to ask Hillary whether she felt that taking all this money from these banks and companies was a “possible” CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

Hillary said: “No”.

And that was it, folks. FULL AND FAIR COVERAGE!

So with a clean slate and the March To The White House underway Tubularsock should soon be getting a huge CEO bonus for manning the turbulent ship that is TCS,Ltd.

And as Uncle Vinnie always says: Ricordate la vostra famiglia e rispettare la vostra madre o ti ammazzo!

Tubepensig

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Comments
  1. Lou says:

    Sickening wind bag, isn’t she?

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Hariod Brawn says:

    Tony Blair is our Hilary Clinton.

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Hariod, please don’t even get Tubularsock started on Tony! Look, Tubularsock has his hands full on this side of the Atlantic let alone getting involved with that git!

      You deal with it!

      But yes, they are cut from the same cloth and it’s polyester!

      Liked by 2 people

  3. swo8 says:

    So you’re for hire are you?
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube:
    Do we hear Bernie Sanders here? He’s waiting in the wings as a good understudy for Hilary. I just hope he gets along with your Uncle Vinny.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      FUCK FUCK FUCK Bernie Sanders!

      All Bernie is is a Shill!

      Michael, Trust Tubularsock on this, Bernie is talken’ domestic policy shift with a continuation of war on the world! He even supports fucking Israel which should be bombed by the U.S. for the fucking fun of it!

      Don’t you get it, yet?

      If all the money is spent on WAR exactly where will the money come from to shift domestic policy?

      Bernie is just another butt fucked liberal acting like he’s the voice of change.

      He is even worse that step-en-fetch-it-Obama except he’s white!

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  5. We are toast! Scratch that! We are burnt toast! We are fucked!

    I have contacted my Uncle Sal and he is going to set me up in a nice little cushiony job running a hotel in Costa Rica. All I have to do is don a grey wig and put on some sensible shoes and hobble down the street a few times a day pushing a shopping cart loaded with drugs and guns. There will be a bit of industrial espionage going on among the guests but that will be hush hush. I am also to act as lookout when the money laundering is going on. All in all, I think it worth it to get out of this country and experience a bit of excitement as I just cannot go through another Clinton presidency.

    Excellent work Tubularsock. Give your Uncle Vinnie, my love! Kiss! Kiss!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby, come on. Let Uncle Vinnie set you up too. Look, we Sicilians have to stick together ……. we’re family sis!

      You know how Uncle Sal is! You can’t trust him as far as you can throw him and with his girth that is less than three feet!

      Trust Tubularsock, Uncle Vinnie will dial you into the sweet spot without the jet lag of a trip to Costa Rica!

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  6. donzo442 says:

    Non vorrei scopare Hillary con un cazzo in affitto.
    I’m just saying…

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube:
    If Hilary is out..and Bernie is out…What about your uncle Vinnie then? Or was he born in Sicily? He could form an all Alien ticket with Ted Cruz as his running mate.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Mike for supporting Uncle Vinnie but you have forgotten that Tubularsock is running for President in 2016!

      Keep your eye on the prize!

      And when Tubularsock is elected Tubularsock will build a “special” wall to keep Ted Cruz OUT!

      Liked by 2 people

  8. sojourner says:

    Merica, ain’t it great!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Right on Tube! (that’s so 1960’sish isn’t it?) I forgot you were running. And the wall for Ted Cruz is brilliant. And there’s a few more candidates we should wall out too-like just about ALL of them.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Michael, you must stop using all those ’60’s drugs so you can remember that Tubularsock is a front-runner!
      EVEN Tubularsock has to admit that his ideas are BRILLIANT and they are!

      Thanks for your comments, Mike.

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  10. Johnny Ojanpera says:

    Do you think Uncle Vinnie could get me more than $.05 per word? I would feel rich!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Johnny, Tubularsock will talk with Uncle Vinnie and see what we can do. Five cents a word does seem a bit low for the type of work you do.
      One of your possible problems Johnny is your poems are powerful and true. Hillary doesn’t seem to have that problem.

      But if anyone can move product it’s Uncle Vinnie so Tubularsock will have him talk with the Teamsters.

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    • tubularsock says:

      DrB. You are talking about Uncle Vinnie here! What Uncle Vinnie says …… goes. If you don’t believe Tubularsock then ask Jimmy Hoffa.
      Hillary is not going to go to jail ……. jail is for the riffraff not the elite. You know how it works. In fact, it has always been decided
      she is already President.

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