a functioning america?: dumb, dumber, dumbest . . .


When Tubularsock saw this, immediately doubt was the reaction.

Now, it is not that Tubularsock has any doubt what-so-ever that Donnie can’t tie his own shoes but Tubularsock had to do some research about this Newsweek article. First Tubularsock hates Newsweek and doesn’t trust much of what they say but also because of the stupidity of ALL of the Trumps’ and inability to tie their own shoes was a little too much.

Hell, Melania and Ivanka wear slip-on for Christ sake!

But alas, life is stranger than fiction.

It has been disclosed by the New York City Board of Elections that due to the lack of a 3rd grade level of intelligence the Trumps couldn’t vote for the Mayor of New York because………….

Donnie while filling in his absentee ballot put down the WRONG DATE FOR HIS OWN BIRTHDAY! You know, how June and July look alike, right?

Melania wrote in under “county”, USA rather than New York and then proceeded to NOT SIGN the inner envelope as instructed to do for mail-in absentee ballots.

She is one of those immigrants that climbed the wall so at least it is somewhat understandable.

Ivanka filled out her ballot properly but didn’t mail it in on time.

And Jared, not being a “real-Trump” didn’t vote at all.

Now don’t let it bother you that:

Sure the beat goes on.


You have seen that Doug Jones won the Alabama Senate seat from the pedophile Moore who got less of the votes.

Moore who got less wants a recount.

But Alabama’s Secretary of State John Merrill has stated that Moore with less could have a recount if he paid for it.

But here is Tubularsock’s question:

Just how will the recount be counted?

Tubularsock assumes that the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that way because they thought the vote would be close and it would be Doug Jones wanting the recount.

Maybe that old good-ol’-boy system is going to take a hit!


Before the election Mitch McConnell suggested that PedoMoore should step down from running and head back to the mall and chase 14 year old virgins full time (or something like that) but then the Pussy-Grabbing-President-Dump put his full support behind Moore and then Mitch switched! (this all sounds a little gay to Tubularsock ….. just sayin’)


But wouldn’t you know. Now that Alabamans have chosen their Senator to represent them, Mitch McConnell now is attempting to NOT ALLOW Doug Jones into the Senate to REPRESENT THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA until after the tax robbery bill is voted on.

It’s called democracy.

  1. Batt Guano says:

    I know that this web site or Blog (what the Hell is this called anyway?) aims to please. So here is my humble suggestion. Since Roy Moore is evidently unemployed now maybe the White House can give him a job reminding the first family to fill out forms in a correct and timely fashion. Of course that’s assuming Moore knows how to read & write. This whole thing inspires a poem:
    –Roy and Donald…
    –Have apparently fondled…
    –A number of women so far..
    –It speaks to their power…
    –And their ability to lower the bar..
    –But their day of reckoning may be coming..
    –The energy of protest is humming…
    –Moore is gone…
    –a victim of his transgressions…
    –And Trump may soon also…
    –because of investigative sessions..
    –America has a crazy history…
    –And we’ve had more than our share of lunatics…
    –But none more vile and crazy…
    –Than these two pricks.
    –So let’s learn a lesson…
    –From the age of Trump…
    –And move for reform and give..
    –Democracy and justice a huge jump…

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  2. swo8 says:

    It just one big headache after another.

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  3. Sha'Tara says:

    What can I add to all this? Maybe, what the hell, a good all around warmest of wishes for this happy $ea$on: Merry Christmasturbation Everyone… (I hope I spelled that right, English is my 2nd language, and if any take offense, I just want everybody to grab a little bit of happiness any way they can.)

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  4. According to Chatham House, the British spook thinktank, the tax cut is going to hurt Trump’s core supporters the most and may be the thing that finally wakes them up.

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: It’s a tax cut all right. A stab right at the heart of the middle and lower classes. They will bleed, and the rich will lap up their blood as they do everything else.

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  6. sojourner says:

    Prophesy. perhaps?

    “On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” H. L. Mencken

    The thing is, was Mencken speaking of the moron who won, or the moron who lost?

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, once again an excellent point. It just show you what the loss of Tubularsock as President has done to this country!

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      • sojourner says:

        This what I have been thinking… I think?

        Tube, you should have promised us a pheasant in every pot and a case of WT every month! I would have voted for that!

        But if you had won, then you would be the poor slob having to deal with the generals who are now running this genocidal piece of shit!

        Boys and girls, can you say, “Military Junta”?

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      • tubularsock says:

        Now sojourner, Tubularsock love pheasants! Used to hunt them with my father before I refused to kill them because it was just stupid! A parting of the ways between Tubularsock’s father and himself. Tubularsock was about 10 at the time which was a long, long time ago.

        So no pheasants but just maybe “peasants”! Orange Tweet and Tubularsock could get behind that! It is the Peasants that get in the way of a strong economy.

        If Tubularsock had won the generals would all have been sent to the front lines. That would end war right there!


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  7. Jay says:

    It’s okay to dream. In fact, if enough people petitioned Santa for the same thing…

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Dreams are dreams and why not dream but the reality is if everyone petitioned Santa for the same thing then it would drive the market price up so hight that no one could afford it!

      That’s capitalism for you, Jay.

      But keep it merry anyway. Love the Asshole’s work. Keep it up.


  8. I think people overseas look at America now in utter amazement at the corruption, idiocy, greed and ignorance illuminated by the Orange Cockwomble in person. It’s a good job I know so many good people who are tearing their hair out at what is going on, and realise that all Americans are not like the Fat Idiot and those idiots who still think he’s god’s gift to the universe. I’ve got to the stage where I can’t bear to listen to this monstrous hulk or look at him, too depressing. Even more depressing is the sycophancy of the Republican Party as they push through money for the rich and poverty for everyone else. Still I live in hope: perhaps the greed and corruption of the Gross-Out Party will lead to its demise! I wish you a 2018 free of T. Rump!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well CC, you are spot on in your analysis. This mess is an odd state of affairs for sure. It has the feeling of being in a poorly done reality TV show with no escape!

      And as Tubularsock looks upon the horizon from this sinking ship with only seemly a change of channels to just another form of insanity Tubularsock is working on building an Ark!

      Thanks for your comment.


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