PENIS WAVING: AMERICA’S PASTIME!

Tubularsock has been scraping around in the gutter of American sexual predators not because many men in power and many men with no power can be found there but more importantly ……. WHAT IS NEW?

This entire avalanche of the sexual predator exposé is pretty sick and sad. But it has answered three questions for Tubularsock about America.

First and foremost is a question that Tubularsock has asked himself many times.

Why is it that with 365 days a year and 24 hours in each of those days and a staff of three aides or more can’t a Senator or Representative READ THE BILLS he/she signs into law?

Case in point: The new TAX OVERHAUL bill is over 500 “government pages” long. “Government Pages” is a code phrase Tubularsock uses and it means 2/3rds of those pages are fluff-bull-shit and 1/3rd of those pages are refined bull shit.

To read those pages BEFORE you sign the bill, you’d think, would be the job of a Senator or Representative, RIGHT?

Well no. It appears that one’s reading time is reduced by 85% if the Senator’s or Representative’s entire concentration is focused on master-bating on their secretary’s desk in front of her or grabbing her tit!

See how quickly priorities change under these Congressional circumstances?

SO NOW TUBULARSOCK UNDERSTANDS WHY OUR LAWMAKERS ARE NOT DOING THEIR JOB WE ELECTED THEM TO DO!

And the ones that aren’t doing the “doing” are gossiping about it and with everyone knowing, where is this outrage and surprise coming from anyway?

And then add to it THE PUBLIC already knows as well. So why this outrage? We have ALWAYS known.

 

The second question answered for Tubularsock is why in general do European films have so much more depth than American films. And the reason is that European films depict actual human relations while American films tend to express the fantasy of the constant hard-on and then the constant “explosions” as the sign of “manhood” and hero worship.

The Hollywood directors, actors, and producers start to believe their own hype from these shallow movies and believe THEY ARE THE MANHOOD HERO. Fantasy gone mad.

And then the third question answered.

This is no surprise at all really but just substantiates Tubularsock’s suspicion.
The TV anchor. What an empty job to sit through day after day after day, spewing master bated endless bull shit written by others that you repeat with “honesty” and “warmth” calling yourself a journalist!

Talking about a reason to look for something to do “for real”!

Even if you start out with some integrity it isn’t long before when the little red light goes off you’ll repeat whatever they put on the teleprompter. Even if you know it is lies.

When you sell your soul why not “grab some pussy on the side”!

After all, the President of the United States swears by it even if the First Pussy won’t hold his hand!

FOR FURTHER READING MAY TUBULARSOCK SUGGEST:

1.Tubularsock’s Guide To Sexual Harassment “a hands on guide to hands off, the do’s and don’t s”.

2. Tubularsock’s New York Bestseller, Getting Close To The Children, “the priest’s guide to fondling the flock.”

3. And don’t miss, Fucking Around The Mall co-written by Tubularsock and Want Moore.

And then it is advised that you take The Tubularsock Workshop on Old Enough To Bleed, Old Enough To Slaughter an Alabama Evangelical Christian teaching of NOT sparing “the rod” with 14 year old girls, amen.

 

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  1. Batt Guano says:

    Tube!!!! it’s right there, right in front of our eyes and we didn’t see it. A surefire way to get legislators to read bills. Have the bills printed on the anatomical parts of the legislator’s female aides. And there could be subsets–bills printed on the sides of liquor bottles; on $100 dollar bills; On a huge rolled joint. On the side of a newly gifted sedan. Well. you get the idea. Congress might not get more moral, but our legislation might improve.

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  2. sojourner says:

    “Tubularsock has been scraping around in the gutter of American sexual predators not because many men in power and many men with no power can be found there but more importantly ……. WHAT IS NEW?”

    Bingo! What’s all this fuss about? Much fucking ado about nothing! And why is it happening now, when we all know this shit has been going on forever? More distraction, that’s what all this shit is about. While we all get raped economically, with more corporate/bankster welfare (tax cuts), and the entire planet teeters on the brink of nuclear hell, a bunch of crybaby rich bitches are whining about getting felt up. Oh fucking boo hoo!

    If you don’t care for ten, twenty, thirty or forty plus years, that you were felt up by a perv who made you, by the way, filthy rich and famous, then it mustn’t have been that big of a deal. I mean, were all of these VICTIMS pure and chased virgins? And if you were too scared, because of your Hollywood gig, to bitch, then shut the fuck up now, COWARD! No guts! No Glory!

    “California tumbles into the sea…” Oh, if only! If we could get rid of the east and west coast, there might be some sanity to be found on planet earth. North Korea, do your thing!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now hold it sojourner! California has Disneyland dude! Aren’t you going a bit overboard here? Please, consult your psychiatrist about wanting to get Minnie Mouse in bed! That was Pluto’s job!

      Tubularsock knows rejection is rough!

      Or as Pluto says, “rough, rough, rough!

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      • sojourner says:

        I can’t believe I wrote “chased” instead of “chaste”. But if you think about it, CHASED still works!

        Disneyland… hmmm. You mean where female mouseketeers are molested by Walt’s relatives, and children are programmed/mind-fucked?

        Minnie Mouse? Don’t do rodents, at least not the four legged variety! But Snow White needs some soiling! BTW, I was always hoping “the beast” would nail “the beauty” before he was transformed into every little princess’ wet dream.

        I don’t do psychiatry, Tube. The entire profession is fucked, on and peddling drugs, and in need of analysis and an enema. But thanks for the suggestion.

        So no response to the rest of my comment? I didn’t mean I wanted you to tumble into the sea, Tube, just the sad state of California. I should have narrowed it down a bit. But I did mean the east coast,, up to Boston!

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    • Sha'Tara says:

      That’s “chaste” but hey, you make your point. Maybe not the entire east/west coast, eh? A bit close to home, i.e., Vancouver B.C. Canada… “Canada?” you say…”Pity!” …and that was that. It’s not that I don’t trust little rocket man’s aim… it’s that I don’t. Tell him to aim a bit to the south…

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      • tubularsock says:

        And may Tubularsock ask, exactly what do you have against Mexico?

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        Against Mexico? Well, nothing actually, which makes a great point (by inflection) on your part: there just ain’t no damn place left that’s safe to bomb. What a staggering realization! So, why don’t we just forget the bombing part and let climate change do its thing? It’ll come down to the same, won’t it? So, instead of “On The Beach” we’ll have to settle for “Water World.” Do you think Disney is planning on building a floating Disney Water World? Just wondrin’ dahlin! I could never afford Disney world, but if it was floating and it wandered up this way, I could take my kayak to it and get on board disguised as the little mermaid? Oops, gotta get me a few shells to cover those parts that some people love to look at so they’re not allowed to…

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      • sojourner says:

        Thanks for the correction. And I was only referring to California, actually, when I wrote west coast. Certainly not B.C.!;-)

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        Of course. And I was using your comment to piggy-back a joke on it. We’re having fun here, along with the underlying heavy duty satire on serious stuff.

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      • sojourner says:

        Fun on Tube’s blog? No way! Oh the humanity!;-)

        Actually, I have given Tube the Steely Dan reference before. So I got it!

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        Great! I never know where I’ll end up on Tube’s blog… so I make sure I leave my wings, halo and harp in another room before I enter here. Wow… the freedom you experience!!! Deep breath… deep breath… and PLUNGE!

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      • sojourner says:

        Yep! Tube is a trip!

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      • sojourner says:

        Yeah, what Tube asked? Why Mexico! I mean, you couldn’t have meant us, could you?;-)

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        As explained, no, no, NO! Not Mexico – no meyhico! – I meant for the nukes to be a bit smart and not just blanket the entire west coast. In any case ya all are out of luck if ya all want to see LA go up in smoke… according to my very trusty insight, (or in this case would that be outsight?) that particular city makes it to enter the… ready for this? 31st Century as one of man’s dozen chosen self-sustaining ark worlds… go figger that one!

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      • sojourner says:

        Actually, that makes sense, in this retrograde inverted asylum!

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      • tubularsock says:

        “blanket the entire west coast” but miss Vancouver B.C. Canada? Tubularsock thought Vancouver was within the ENTIRE west coast. By the time rocket-man misses Vancouver and Oakland where Tubularsock sits in his underground bunker and LA which has already burned down …..

        well that leaves Mexico!

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  3. Sha'Tara says:

    Loved it. Your comment on the TV anchor prompted me to wonder who was the official first talking head anchor and basically, as I thought, his honour, Sir Walter Crankcase qualifies. And the question, “Did he know the moon landing story was a total fabrication?” I won’t even ask… or did I just? Never mind, I’m satisfied it wasn’t, I found a couple of moon rocks in my flower bed. How do I know they’re moon rocks? They glow in the dark, that’s how. And how did they end up in my bed? Apollo dropped them, that’s how. He saw me sleeping in the nude and totally lost it. Of course I’m not bragging, why the very idea!

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  4. All this penis waving, as you refer to it, is symptomatic of vast sexual inadequacy among American men. It’s so blatantly transparent. You would think they would be embarrassed trumpeting it to the whole world like this.

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