NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

Posted: December 24, 2017 in bull shit as an art form, CHRISTMAS, CIA, Diplomacy, ESPIONAGE, God, KIM JONG UN, KOREA, MATRIX, Psychology, Religion
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

“Well-placed” sources close to the Secretary of State have stated that Tubularsock, 
The Secretary of the Deplorables, has an uncanny ability to “fit-in” well with North Koreans due to his kimchi knowledge.

Tubularsock speaks Kimchi fluently as well as several other Vegan Languages.

Some have insinuated that the Secretary may be working “undercover” for the CIA after Tubularsock was overheard saying that “. . . the U.S. should cover-over the undercover and close the drawer on the issue at hand.”

 

This comment was verified by an official who spoke on condition of anonymity due to the laws in place about discussing sensitive diplomatic issues.

The comment occurred between Tubularsock and a room service maid at the TRUMP PYONGYANG HOTEL, according to a senior White House official involved in the preparations.

IN FURTHER NEWS:

Christmas is upon us and a miracle has occurred. The Big Bang Theory has been proven correct as demonstrated by the following cosmic insight by none other than TUBULARSOCK!

 

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Comments
  1. sojourner says:

    Well then. thanks for finally putting an end to all the speculation, Tube!

    Oh, and by the way, Bah Humbug!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. swo8 says:

    I sense a trip to Sweden for you Tubularsock. You’ll be recognized for your work in The Big Bang Theory. You’ll be able to call yourself Tubularsock of the Nobel.
    Merry Christmas.
    Leslie ❤

    Liked by 2 people

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