THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

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Comments
  1. Sha'Tara says:

    This one is so… so very well done, so perfect, telling it like it is in Amerikkka. I especially like the NRA part. Ho-Ho-Ho… ratatatatatttt… Ya all shoulda listened to me and given me what I really wanted for Christmas, now die!

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  2. swo8 says:

    Wishing you a the best Tubularsock.
    Leslie

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  3. Lara/Trace says:

    Mourning Christmas, instead of Merry, huh? I’m with you.

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    • tubularsock says:

      You know LT, some “mournings” you just aren’t merry to get up into.

      Well for Tubularsock Christmas has always been that type of “mourning” once Tubularsock realized Santa Claus skipped his house again ……….

      Poor Tubularsock …………. but nothing strong coffee won’t cure!

      Have a happy Ho, Ho, Ho!

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    I hate to end 2018 on a sour note, but with Trump in office there were NO good old days in 2018! There was however enough horse shit to bury all of Washington D.C. right up to the top of the Washington Monument.

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