Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.


And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.


  1. Tube,
    I didn’t listen to Trump’s speech, because I was reading the WSJ about the financial crisis caused by the world’s panic over the “novel coronavirus.” The whole of Italy closing its borders, airlines cancelling flights, people imprisoned on cruise ships, factories shutting down, schools and universities closing, sporting events cancelled, oil prices and the stock market tanking, stay home, don’t go into crowds, wash your hands, store food and medications, and on and on.

    I may only be a psychiatrist, but I am still an MD and have done lots of time in the medical world. I’ve even conducted and published medical research, so I approach this as a kind of medical research subject, to wit: “Does Coronavirus Make GoverCorp Crazy?

    Whatever works, is all I can say.

    In fact, I’m of your opinion about health. In Oriental medicine, there are four levels to health: spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical. Problems begin at the spiritual level, and if unresolved, they become increasingly “dense,” and percolate down through the levels, until they finally manifest at the physical level, where symptoms become apparent. Acupuncture and other Oriental healing techniques focus on re-establishing balance or “harmony” between yin and yang by unblocking or re-directing qi, or “life force.” so that it can flow smoothly throughout the body.

    Western medicine has no equivalent to “qi.” We have become hypnotized into believing healing comes from outside, through doctors or medicines. Like you, I believe health begins with a healthy attitude. Common sense does more for health than allowing yourself to be whipped into a frenzy by a manufactured crisis. Turn off the TV to protect yourself from the coronavirus panic.

    In any case, your Wild Turkey Rare Bird, otherwise known as “ethanol” is probably as good for disinfecting your innards as bleach, and it certainly tastes better.

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    • tubularsock says:

      katharineotto, you “. . . may only be a psychiatrist . . .” but you definitely have your head screwed on straight. And being an MD with your knowledge and viewpoint you clearly have gotten your exercise swimming up stream.

      Tubularsock is in complete agreement with you and coming from, just a psycho who stays out of showers, you know it’s got to be true!

      And oh yes, GOVERCORP ……. scary.

      Thanks for your comment.

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  2. sojourner says:

    Big Bro is making his move, worldwide, Tube! This latest “pandemic” (one of many such false-flag events) is just more conditioning of the masses for the real “new normal”, which the inbred, web-toed Anglo-Zio pigs at the top have decided is the way we ALL must go now: them telling us when we can and when cannot leave our homes or go to a basketball game.

    Huxley and Orwell were prophets of the first order! Huxley was right, this planet is another planet’s hell!

    Oh, and by the way, as you probably already know, Bernie is all but dead again! He’s too sane to be of any value to this asylum from hell!

    Every day this planet-sized lunatic-asylum becomes a little more insane. And the sheep, the vast madding herd, continue to eat up this never-ending insanity like flies on shit.

    “Cancel life” is the new way of doing business in the US and Europe, and for what, you might ask? “Much ado about nothing”, that’s what. Meanwhile, after three months, China has survived the “pandemic” and is back at work getting back to life. The communists are more successful at capitalism than the Anglo-Zio pigs! Now ain’t that a fucking hoot!

    I quit blogging one month too early, Tube! So I will probably continue to vent my loathing, my hatred, of this system right here on your blog. By all means, feel free to delete me at any time, I will understand!

    Liked by 4 people

    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, let Tubularsock tell you up-top that your rants are welcome here any time! In truth it gives Tubularsock a bit of a rest.

      There is no question we are fucked but the bright side is ……. what is new about that!

      Thanks for your comment.

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  3. sojourner says:

    Oh, and I forgot, these assholes are out to crash the economy worldwide! I mean what better way to cull, the masses than by starvation and disease?

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  4. The Hinoeuma says:

    Tubey, you rock. You sound like you have been reading some of my Chris Thomas material. We do control our own bodies and “dis-ease” is a product of ignoring one’s soul.

    ALL of our politicians suck…out loud. Orange Man didn’t invent this insanity. He’s just the latest in a long line of c***suckers to sit atop the s*** pile. I ignore him and all the rest.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Vic, Tubularsock thanks you for taking the time to express your truth and conclusions right here and Tubularsock agrees 100%.

      Before checking out your blog and following, Tubularsock was not familiar with Chris Thomas’ work. And Tubularsock seems to have a lot of reading to do!

      Because Tubularsock has a history of being a poor speller, *** for missing letters is not as good as cock or (s)hit in a message only because it gives Tubularsock the ability to slip in ANY letter into the * space.

      So fuck the mother fucking cocksuckers and let them all eat shit is so much clearer to Tubularsock than, So f**k the mother f**king c***suckers and let them all eat s***!

      Just sayen’

      But Vic, that’s Tubularsock and some people are sensitive to decorum so feel free to follow your own drummer, you will anyway ……. Tubularsock can tell.

      Liked by 2 people

      • The Hinoeuma says:

        Heh. I always step lightly on someone else’s blog comments. I curse like a fucking sailor on my own blog. In fact, I curse like a sailor in general. My ass has been swimming in the Dept. of the Navy since I was 15.

        Since you don’t mind, I sure as fuck don’t.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well fucking saints be praised, Vic!

        Tubularsock does commend you for your sensitivity on others blogs and it shows an awakened spirit.

        Wish Tubularsock could say the same for himself but alas, once in the gutter always in the gutter!

        Looking forward to our intellectual-guttural-base exchanges in the future no matter what boat we float.


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  5. swo8 says:

    You got to love it Tube, it’s as if we are all going on strike and with good reason. The markets are in free fall, what a great way to bring the economic system down. I wonder if they’ll do a reset now?

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  6. Sha'Tara says:

    Dear Saint Tube,
    I don’t live in the most exceptional nation in the world (perhaps by now it’s in the universe) so I don’t have a “Franklin”. Could I send you an IOU in the approximate equal amount, give or take depending which dance the Canadian dollar is performing at the moment, which you can then bless and when I get it back, the debt is cancelled, according to the liturgical claim. Thanking you in advance, and oh yes, if it isn’t too much trouble could you pass a hint to my mortgage holder that in actual fact I no longer owe them anything? Since a saint can’t lie they’ll have to accept your word on that…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh my, Sha’Tara. Tubularsock has to stop everything and get on his robe and sandals and get the donkey settled so as to conform to the Saints’-Rule-Book.


      Saint Tubularsock is now present.

      How silly of Tubularsock, of course you “don’t have a Franklin”!

      So a Sir Robert Borden will “due”!

      An IOU is not an acceptable form of currency when dishing out blessings. It is simply uncouth, Tubularsock is sorry to say.

      Tubularsock’s old mother always said, “if it ain’t cash on the barrel head it ain’t real”!

      That was before the Federal Reserve Bank which has made ALL money not real!

      Liturgically speaking there are rules that are of a “higher” order than mere mortal business dealings and this is within Tubularsock expertise as a Saint. Amen.

      So send a Borden and rest assured Saint Tubularsock will bless and will return it in the afternoon mail ……. Trust Saint Tubularsock, that is what faith is all about. Amen

      As for getting involved with your mortgage broker there are just some powers that fall into the “hell-realm” and takes a Saint a bit more time to tame the beast.

      Saint Tubularsock will send a memo to himself to deal with this issue for a mere four Borden’s and compound interest. Amen.

      Thank you so much, Sha’Tara for your strong belief in Saint Tubularsock. Amen


    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks sojourner. Yep, no question about it!

      As you know, of all people, when one lives in a shit hole, in time one no longer smells the shit.

      Biden, Dump, Obummer, the Clintons, the Bushes ……….. this is the best the U.S. can do? This is called “leadership”? Looks more like another strain of the coronavirus to Tubularsock!

      A major known fact is that SHIT smells and no matter which of these major turds are running things it stinks, PERIOD!

      And you know, it ain’t going to change even if we get through this current crisis.

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  7. sojourner says:

    Sorry, Tube, but I just had to share this with you.

    I don’t agree with this guy on everything, but his cynicism keeps me reading what he has to say:

    “The public? Says the National Science Foundation, 26% of the public think the sun goes around the earth, 74% can’t name the three branches of government. The Education Department says that 14% can’t read, which means that a hell of a lot more don’t.

    Isaac Asimov nails it: ““There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”…”


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  8. sojourner says:

    “(The US) Congress: 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works like a vending machine. You put coins in the slot, select your law, and the desired legislation slides out.”

    Perfect! Spot on! Thanks, Sha’Tara!

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  9. sojourner says:


    I guess the democraps, as you refer to them, prefer another four years of Trump? The neocons, I’m sure, are laughing their asses off.

    Is it just me, Tube, or is everything completely insane at the moment?

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Opher says:

    Oh ye of little faith!! Thy President speaks to tell everyone:
    It is the Chinese fault!
    It is the Europeans fault!

    He never said that it was all fake news!
    He never said that you can’t trust experts and scientists!
    He never chucked out all the scientists and environmentalists when he got elected and took away all the funding.
    He didn’t fuck up the healthcare!
    It’s all fake news!

    Liked by 2 people

  11. heila says:

    Tubularsock, I really enjoy reading your posts and your reader’s comments. Smart people!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Heila, Tubularsock thanks you for your visits and comments and likes.

      You are correct about “smart people” and rather fun as well.

      Tubularsock is happy that we have crossed internet paths once again and the rest is future …………

      Liked by 1 person

  12. heila says:

    And your language… ha ha ha. Great!

    Liked by 1 person

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