HUMOR IN THE NEWS

Posted: May 30, 2022 in American Exceptionalism, FBI, George Bush, Horse Shit and Bush, ISIS, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
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Well just by accident Tubularsock discovered that George W. Bush had an attempted assassination plot by a supposed ISIS “terrorist” thwarted by the FBI.

Now Tubularsock is not a big fan of assassinations in general mostly because those who get assassinated are never the assholes that need to be assassinated.

So be that as it may this attempt was really just another one of those Keystone Cops FBI to the rescue bullshit stories for a slow news day.

Really. A save a dog from drowning would be a far more meaningful story and one many would care about but George W. taking a hit for Jesus even if he’ll end up with Lucifer is really only cheap clap trap. Who’d care?

And are you kidding! The FBI aren’t smart enough to be able to spell their own name let alone figure out an assassin plot from so called ISIS!

But, with no surprise, the FBI didn’t do much of anything in terms of deep state detective work here.

No, it is another one of those ISIS suspect calls up an FBI informant and ask for help. And it is the FBI informant that drives the ISIS guy around to check out Bush’s housing and library complex.

The ISIS guy also needed some police uniforms and ID’s for the supposed ISIS assassins who he was going to smuggle in and out through Mexico.

Hell Tubularsock could have assisted in false ID’s and does advertise in TERRORIST R US.
Just for a point of reference if you ever become interested.

Now really, just how dumb are these ISIS left over terrorists anyway?

Who in their right mind would go ON LINE to attempt to plot an assassination using a WhatsApp account? This guy was as dumb as Bush!

Anyway now we are all impressed that the FBI are on duty protecting old whatchamacallit.

And we pay them for this?

Comments
  1. Lu Stevenson says:

    You gotta admit that if you just stick to being an OBSERVER, this planet is an AMAZING trip!
    Disneyland PALES next to it!
    (Just don’t climb into the projection!)
    Love this piece!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      So true Lu, but it appears to Tubularsock that unlike Disneyland the price of admission is steep AND if you leave early you don’t get your money back!

      However if you don’t climb into the projection one MAY have a chance.

      But you don’t want to be Micky Mouse about it.

      Thanks for your comment.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. WhatsApp is so insecure. I’d advise against using WhatsApp under any circumstances.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. selizabryangmailcom says:

    That’s a long-smoldering ember of rage. But not surprising. I’m sure there are many others.
    I agree with you, tho: WhatsApp??!!! Might as well advertise on LinkedIn or Zip Recruiter!!! Wtaf?!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock figures having your family murdered and your villages, towns, and cities blown off the the map as the “victors” go off to Thanksgiving Dinner would stick in one’s craw.

      Some folks just hold grudges.

      Linkedin might be good. Tubularsock will try it. Who would guess what Tubularsock was up to with say, ASSASSINS WANTED — good pay, short quick jobs.

      Thanks for you comment.

      Liked by 1 person

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