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ASSASSINATION RIGAMAROLE a la carte

Posted: July 16, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep
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HOLD IT!

I SAID HOLD IT!

Put down the rifle. Take the grenade launcher from your belt. Put your rifle scope in the basket along with your ID. And set aside the homemade bomb from your backpack. And please be careful with that ladder so as not to hurt anyone.

Thank you.

Now you may proceed to your seat in front of the Campaign speaker’s platform.

Please be careful while carrying all your stuff to your seat. Safety First!

NEXT.

Sorry ma’am, I’ll have to frisk the baby for concealed weapons. And the baby carriage is not allowed beyond this point for safety concerns. It is just protocol.

We now know just how the Secret Service operates while protecting a Presidential Candidate.
Just in case this may be helpful to your cause.

Tubularsock is only here to help.

Up to this point in the Presidential Campaign Season Kennedy has been held back from Secret Service Bodyguards because President Biden would not give authorization to approve coverage.

BUT NOW HE HAS!

And it has been presented that Trump encouraged Biden to approve the protection!

Now is that a setup for assassination? Secret Service Protection hasn’t turned out to be “safe” for Trump.

Kennedy just might be better protected keeping his OWN private protection even if it costs a great deal of money. What’s being alive worth do you think?

You see, Biden is controllable by the “behind-the-scenes” Puppeteers and thereby makes a great “controllable” President.

On the other hand Trump is controllable but has that lunatic hair trigger side to him that make his actions less reliable to the Puppeteers. With Trump THERE IS RISK involved and is not a slam dunk asset.

With Kennedy you have a guy who has veered off the mainstream “acceptable” positions and is NOT dependable and less easy to control.

So what we have here is not much of a choice in truth.
THEY act like you have a choice and THEY talk up that you have a choice BUT if you really think that YOUR VOTE counts for shit, you have deceived yourself, and you are living in the twilight zone!

As push comes to shove you’ll be able to “vote” the the candidates that have been PRE-chosen for you. And that is that. You DON’T have a choice you have a selection of PRE-APPROVED candidates.

And do notice that they are ALL PRO-WAR. Cause that is where your owners make their money.

So just maybe if you see all this clearly Thomas Crooks attempted conclusion wasn’t that far off the mark!

WE SHALL SEE …………..

REP. JARED MOSKOWITZ — CUM NOW!

Posted: March 9, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, bull shit as an art form, DEMOCRATS, ethics training, Psychology
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Rep. Jared Moskowitz —- cum now!

Tubularsock just loves gossip. And the dumbness of gossip makes it funny.

No matter how Harsh it happens to be.

And often gossip is wayyyy off the mark and that is where the REAL fun starts.

Florida’s Representative in Congress, Jared Moskowitz sent out the following “tweet”:

It was meant as a joke but he awakened to the fact that it was, according to him, “inappropriate”.

Boy oh boy, Jared you aren’t much fun!

But this is where Tubularsock comes to the rescue! And on a WHITE horse, of course!

Jared, you have to be more accurate about GrandPa Joe the walking cadaver.

Your “cartoon” would be much closer to the truth with this rendition:

Jared, PedaJoe would have been intimidated by your rendition!

Tubularsock’s rendition pins the tail on the donkey!

Don’t thank Tubularsock now and please consult Tubularsock so he can keep you on track.

Tubularsock is positive that your communications director will be behind both of us.

Oh. And in your spare time maybe you could stop Israel from continuing the current GENOCIDE!

THE AI-PRESIDENT: GROUP THINK!

Posted: April 29, 2023 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY
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Well it Happened!

And no one seemed to noticed.

We have an AI-President running for President. Yep. You read that correctly, an AI-Presidential candidate.

Back in the “good old days” a candidate for President made a speech in front of LIVE supporters and announced that they were “throwing their hat into the ring” as a LIVE candidate seeking votes to win that office.

Ahhh, “the good old days” weren’t they grand. Same type of assholes were running but you got to see them physically.

Now all you have to do is put out a VIDEO of yourself and all the bold stands you have taken and integrate enough “corn-pone” to out do a Southern picnic.

And Voilà, you are running for President of the United States and you DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE THERE! OR FOR THAT MATTER SHOW UP!

Can you imagine going into a job interview and not showing up except by having a UPS driver drop off a video of your qualifications with a note, “sorry can’t make it, it’s my nap time”.

And then throw in ChatGPT, the software that can let users pose questions and give directions to a bot that can answer with conversation, term papers, sonnets, recipes — almost anything and in almost any style you specify. Say perhaps a Presidential speech ……… or even a bot’s view of a great foreign policy viewpoint.

But it is a new world and what has been proven over the past several Presidential Cycles the winner doesn’t really have to have any QUALIFICATIONS except promoting the Power Elite, which IS NOT YOU!

And then the controlled media repeats the bull shit phrase, “YOUR VOTE COUNTS” so each of you run along and stand in line in the rain and sleet and hail because that is what democracy is all about.

Oh the count? No we’ll take care of that ……….. TRUST US!

Let Tubularsock, not to incite you to violence, but just share that the only way to rearrange the “body politic” is to toss a grenade into the mix. Ok, Tubularsock wanted to be frugal but say 3008 grenades. Who counts when it comes to REVOLUTION!

Tubularsock guesses that you realize that besides the AI-President there are currently two human candidates challenging BOT-POLITICS and acting like real-life humans.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Marianne Williamson. They both have a different take on how the Democratic Party are running things and have announced their participation in attempting to get nominated as the Democratic Party candidate for President.

And THAT is where the Democratic Party’s belief in DEMOCRACY comes to the forefront!

The Party Leadership has declared that the Bot-Directed AI-President WILL NOT DEBATE THE OTHER CONTENDERS because HE IS THE ONLY TRUE CANDIDATE RUNNING. PERIOD!

Oh, Tubularsock remembers that old Jedi mind trick, “these are not the Droids you are looking for” as stated by Obi-Wan/Ben Kenobi after being stopped by Stormtroopers when traveling into the city of Mos Eisley.

But now the Empire’s Leadership is using it!

Guess we’re still living in STAR WARS after all.

FILMS FOR OUR TIMES: YOU ARE LIVING THEM!

Posted: May 11, 2022 in ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, Censorship, corruption, Covid-19, Economy, Foreign Policy, PROPAGANDA, RELATIONSHIPS, The Matrix, War Criminals
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STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.

DR. TUBULARSOCK EXPLORES THE TRUE COVID REMEDY.

Posted: August 14, 2021 in ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, coronavirus, Covid-19
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THIS IS SCIENCE!

When others were playing baseball in the park Tubularsock was using his childhood to get his medical degree. Seriously, there is really nothing to it.

YOU DRESS IN WHITE AND WEAR A STETHOSCOPE AROUND YOUR NECK.
AND SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT.
HENCE THE STETHOSCOPE!

Tubularsock graduated Cum Laude El Slap Stick from Yale the loudest University.

And started to practice medicine. With a major thrust toward “practice”. Got to start someplace.

And as luck would have it as well as a life long scientific study of many mixes and types of ales and a stout resilience on alcohol Tubularsock tirelessly proceeded to find the solution to covid.

And HELL! Tubularsock will drink to that!

TRUMP “TWEET-TIME” OCCURRENCE

Posted: October 30, 2019 in ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, Donald Trump, President Tweet, Psychology
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TRUMP “TWEET-TIME OCCURRENCE

This is an on going story and the Tubularsock News Team is on the ground and creating news in the making!

Stay tuned!

According to multiple people familiar with the encounter citing an unnamed person with knowledge familiar with the move who spoke to TUBE NEWS on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation into the sensitivity of the issue which has occurred right in plain site of the White House lawn.

TUBE NEWS declining to be quoted by name but rather citing unnamed law enforcement sources not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly have stated that the incident may involve deep state broad range topics of top secret national security concerns.

According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of their anonymity due to fear of repercussions stated that “ . . . all of that is water over the damn and under the bridge now”.

THIS IS A NEWS BREAKING STORY LINE SO UPDATES ARE INEVITABLE!

NEWS FLASH:

Early this morning just about “tweet-time” the man some call President was grabbed by a huge hand that had pierced the White House lawn and Trump was pulled downward to what many are calling “not heaven”!

Few can actually verify the incident with the exception of TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”

The following is the actual photograph taken by Tubularsock at 3:43 AM EST.

There can be NO DISPUTE of the evidence posted herein.

Tubularsock was THERE!

 

 

And YOU thought it was a slow news day ……. HA!