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WTF? Just how much shit can Tubularsock take before he goes totally nuts!

“Now my buzz is gone, and I need to re-up on reality

Can’t let me see them weak I need to pause on it

Is there any possibility that everyone feels like me”

                                                Ashtrays and Heartbreaks …. Snoop Lion

I just can’t figure out the logic of both the names of the Department of Justice and the silly nomenclature of what is called Military Justice.

I’d actually need to remove the word Justice from both of them. And while Tubularsock is at it I would toss out that ridiculous symbol of justice.

You know the one:

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Just who are they kidding? Can anyone still believe that bull shit of non-partial blind justice?

Let’s take two examples that just pisses Tubularsock off to his core.

The prosecution or rather persecution of the three NON-VIOLENT PEACE ADVOCATES who last June, 2012 cut four chain link fences at the Oak Ridge nuclear weapons production facility to “symbolically disarm the weapons”.

One was an 82 year old Catholic nun, Sr. Megan Rice. The other two were 57 year old Greg Boertje-Obed and 63 year old Michael Walli both non-violent peace activists.

Greg Boertie is a Army veteran and Michael Walli a two-term Vietnam veteran.

Now tell me ……… do these three individuals scare you?

Me neither.

IF BUSH’S “JUSTICE” DEPARTMENT WOULD HAVE DONE THIS THE STREETS WOULD HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH PEOPLE IN PROTEST!

Hmmm.

But the Obummer’s Government is so scared of these three NON-VIOLENT PEACE ADVOCATES that they have had them locked in jail since May, 2012. They will be sentenced on September 23, 2013.

Their action: Singing songs, carrying bibles, and having a peace banner. They also carried a variety of other items of protest but not anything that could have harmed anyone or anything.

By the time they were arrested by Security they had been able to cut through four chain link fences and reach the front door of the Highly Enriched Uranium Materials Facility (HEUMF) .

They hung their peace banner and spray  painted peace slogans on the building.

Oh, my my ………….. now I’m scared!

They were convicted by the U.S. Government for violent crimes of terrorism.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

Fun side note: It is obvious that the U.S. Government and Obummer’s “Justice” department is trying to send a message to THOSE WHO DARE to protest. The full force of the system will come crashing down on them!

But what they don’t understand is the Tubularsock mind set. And it goes like this: If one is going to go to the federal pen for protesting, then one should do it in a big way. Like BOOM!

So, Tubularsock started thinking about how a REAL TERRORIST would respond to the 

Highly Enriched Uranium Materials Facility and it wouldn’t be with spray paint and peace signs!

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And it would be pretty easy, especially if you have nothing to lose.

So all this might scare PEACE protester but just like the drone program, it may only make home-grown-terrorists out of people that become upset over the attempted scare tactics.

BOOM-BOOM, Obummer!  {and no this is not a threat on the fucking president’s life for Christ sake!}

Now Tubularsock doesn’t have time to place down the plan to create a major impact at Oak Ridge. And just maybe there has been too many violent video games in Tubularsock’s past. But Tubularsock’s knowledge about security work and how it operates, well trust me, it wouldn’t be that difficult. Especially if one has nothing to lose.

BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS OTHER FISH TO FRY!

So my second example is the Bradley Manning government lynching program.

Much like the Oak Ridge protestors who should be given a medal for exposing the security lapses by the Babcock and Wilcox Company and Bechtel National Inc. corporations, Bradley Manning should be given a medal for exposing the war crimes that are being committed by the U.S. Government.

That should be the end of it ………. PERIOD!

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Just a quick note:

 

Tubularsock has just posted his latest You Tube video called OBAMA’S KILLING FIELDS.

Check it out at:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecHEhnGWEVs

 

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And if you have time to kill (hmmm, loaded phrase) check out my other work on Tubularsock’s Channel. There are over 50. Have fun …………Screen Shot 2012-07-21 at 11.55.56 PM

 

 

 

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Guantanamo Gone! …….. THE STORY

Now Tubularsock has come up with another brilliant idea but I’m not going to tell anyone until I can secure a government contract to carry it out.

Ok. I can hear you right now saying aloud …….. “How could you, Tubularsock, acquire a government contract?”

My-my, such little faith ……….

Now even at the risk of making Obummer look good, here’s the plan.

Side note: Some parts of this plan have been redacted in order to protect the identity of the agents who are risking their lives for our nation.

In order to close Guantanamo we establish a top secret project called EEE-RACE.

It will be run by the CIA but will be subcontracted to a little known private corporation known only as Xsock,Ltd. (clever, yes?)

And here is how it will work.

First: Xsock,Ltd. will order 254 black plastic bags and a 107 rolls of standard duct-tape.

In order to hide any attention to these purchases agents will purchase these materials over a period of six months at different hardware stores in different locations throughout the nation.

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Third: The current detainees will be bound and gagged and a black plastic bag will be placed over their heads (in a very respectful way) and duct-taped in place.

Side note: These activities are so familiar that the detainees won’t notice anything out of the ordinary.

Four: The detainees will be placed into air cargo planes with loud Grateful Dead tunes being played in order not to alert the detainees that things are changing for them.

Five: Each and every detainees will be dropped off exactly at the location where they were kidnapped with a new passport and an envelope with $50,000.00 in cash.

Side note: This process will be known in the secret files of the CIA as REVERSE-RENDITION  or R-R for you acronym types.

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and ship it to China to join all the Trade Tower debris that Rudy Giuliani so quickly removed.

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THE AFTERMATH 

The United States Government will deny the Guantanamo Bay “Detention” Camp ever existed. Just another concoction of conspiracy theorists.

The United States Congress will convene a Select-Committee to investigate the situation. They will fly to the Bahamas for a six week FACT-FINDING-TOUR only to discover that Guantanamo is in Cuba.

Side note: You know how all islands look alike.

Obummer will hold a press conference in the Rose Garden and tell the main stream media that when he promised to close Guantanamo he had meant the military base NOT the “Detention” Camp that never existed.

The main stream media for their part will copy down verbatim what Obummer

said and then ask the obligatory question about Michelle’s Jay Crew dress.

Ahhh, all’s quiet on the Western Front.

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LET HISTORY BE THE JUDGE!

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Well Tubularsock has been thinking about this entire Assata Shakur regurgitation from the FBI. And all I can come up with is that the FBI has been having a very good showing in the Just-How-Inept-Are-We category.

No, seriously.

The FBI has a great track record in organizing the not-so-bright and then convincing them to do something stupid in order to be caught as terrorists. But sadly, for the FBI, everyone has learned how to connect the dots and discover that it is the FBI itself that set up the entire plot as an entrapment scheme to make themselves look good. You know, like they are doing a good job or something.

However, when it comes to a real terrorist plot or a real terrorist attack the FBI seems to be so busy running their own fake-terrorist-schemes that they miss the real deal.

Enter Assata Shakur! Over thirty years ago Assata Shakur escaped from prison and made her way to Cuba. She is 65 years old now and the FBI has just proclaimed her the first woman on its list of most wanted terrorists. Do you think this is some type of feminist advancement program for the FBI? The reward for her capture and return has been doubled to $2 million.

Give Tubularsock a break. I’m not scared. When you read about the kangaroo trial she was put through and the racist jury that convicted her maybe the terrorist title should be placed on New Jersey’s Judge John E. Bachman and the 12 racist folks from Morris County.

 

This is the best distraction the FBI can come up with? How pathetic. 

 

While Assata was on the run after her escape she lived as a fugitive for several years. The FBI circulated wanted posters throughout the New Jersey and New York areas but her supporters put up “Assata Shakur is Welcome Here” posters in response.

Tubularsock suggests bringing forth a new poster campaign for 2013 ……..

 

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You’d think the FBI would actually put their efforts concentrating on present day dangers rather than going back 30 years and puffing up their feathers. Yes, it is really embarrassing. 

As Alice Walker so compassionately put it, “. . . the US government can now offer two million dollars for the capture of a very small, not young, black woman who was brutally abused, even shot, over three decades ago, as if we don’t need that money to buy people food, clothes, medicine, and decent places to live.” (http://alicewalkersgarden.com/2013/05/sister-assata-this-is-what-american-history-looks-like/)

 

It truly is astounding, yet in this America that is led by a step-and-fetch-it-Negro who is a slave boy to the white corporate power structure, Tubularsock, for one, is not surprised!

 

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