Tube money heading 2013



Funny how things work out sometimes. Tubularsock was just sitting minding his own business as he tends to do on Mondays. And Tubularsock got to thinking about his old friend Vlad and what he was up to, so Tubularsock called him on his Bunker-Secure-Phone.

Tube:Vlad phone

Now the BSP is a low tech NSA proof phone that connects to Vlad’s house, or palace or whatever. He’s got 20 Palaces he can spend time in as well as 58 aircraft at his disposal. Oh yeah, and then there is that £47,000 toilet but who counts. After all the guy is worth $70 Billion according to those who say they know. 

Anyway Vlad and Tube were commiserating over all the shit Obummer is laying down against Vlad’s friends with all those economic sanctions. Obummer announced the new asset freezes and visa bans against rich or politically connected members of Putin’s inner circle. Seventeen Russian companies and seven of Vlad’s associates.

Wow, what a sore looser Obummer happens to be. After all his net worth is a pauper sum of $12.2 Million. Hardly enough for a cup of coffee in today’s market place.

But, wait a minute, Obummer stated that, “The goal here is not to go after Mr. Putin, personally. The goal is to change his calculus with how the current actions he’s engaging in in Ukraine could have an adverse impact on the Russian economy.”

Oh gosh. Could these sanctions against Russia possibly have an impact on OUR economy?

Or Europe?

Well, damn straight!

That is why these sanctions don’t apply to Gazprom. Gazprom is a major Russian energy consortium and provides natural gas to Ukraine and much of Europe. The question becomes will Europeans be willing to pay twice the price for natural gas this winter in order to allow the United States to attempt to pressure Russia and be the big boy on the block?

That is why the U.S. has left Gazprom alone for now but if and when Obummer attempts to up the ante with sanctions against Gazprom that is when China and others will be happy to take as much of that natural gas that Russia can supply.

And if and when this showdown occurs Russia is already planning how to survive economic sanctions: how to sell its goods in rubles. People will buy because Russia is too big of a producer to ignore.

And China and Russia could easily form a real non-dollar bloc dealing in Yuan or rubles and this will affect the worlds economies. No longer will the dollar hold as significant of a position.

Now Tubularsock has trouble balancing his own Bunker-Check-Book so there is no pretense that Tubularsock is the last word on explaining the world’s economic issues but when Tube figured Vlad may need a short-term loan we penned an agreement.

Tube&Vlad Agree

To be sure, Tubularsock’s bunker will be warm this winter ……. it pays to think ahead!

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  1. You are a mess! I love this! And tell Vlad that I said, “hi and keep the pressure on Europe because they don’t hardly wanna be frigid come next winter!” Obama’s lanky ass ain’t enough to keep ’em warm. That’s for sure. And tell the people of Ukraine all about the homeless people we have living in tunnels in Las Vegas and in tent cities all across America. Maybe then they’ll figure out that America ain’t about benevolently coming to their assistance over some shit America started.

    Great post!


  2. Tubularsock – Another fine post, thanks!

    Sounds like you’ve thought of everything. With your freshly-washed bunker windows (the better to see what’s really going on) and a firm contract for next winter’s heat. And you probably won’t need air conditioning so far under ground. Now if you’ve also got a reliable source of non-GMO food, you should be all set. – Linda

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    • tubularsock says:

      Linda, thank you for taking the time to comment. Yes, Tubularsock can see much more clearly with clean underground-bunker-windows. And the heat issue is solved but non-GMO is more difficult. Cross pollination and all that. But to date it hasn’t been an issue for Tubularsock because the underground-bunker-fields are clear of outside influences.

      As for air-conditioning it is not a big issue but sometimes after coming off Tubularsock’s underground deck overlooking the Pacific Ocean from sunning himself he is rather warm. But not to worry.


  3. Linda, you’re a riot. With Tube’s freshly washed bunker windows, it makes it easier for him to see when the big bad wolf is coming to blow his bunker down. Ooops! My bad, his bunker is already down, what with being underground and all. Well, a drone strike could still fuck Tube’s bunker up! Don’t worry Tube, I’ll create a diversion. I’m really good at starting shit, if I do say so myself! LOL! It’ll take the heat off of you!


    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you so much Shelby! It is SO true that you are very good at starting shit! You, my friend, are a professional! And thanks for caring enough to be a diversion to keep the heat off. (maybe Tubularsock could use air conditioning after all).

      But a drone strike is impossible because the bunker walls are made of a jello-like substance which provides no resistance and thus the drone’s bunker-buster just passes through. It’s called non-violent resistance.

      As for the “Big-Bad-Wolf” ……… Tubularsock knows Mrs.Wolf and she kicks butt!

      Tubularsock has been thinking about starting a cattle rustling basketball team and just wondered if you’d like to invest some money with your refund from your NAACP membership. What do you think? (Oh, God did I really asked that question?)


      • I laughed SO damn hard, I fell out of my chair!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If you ain’t comedy central, I don’t know who is!!!!!!

        Now with that having been said, I’m about to get started with a shitload of cussing all up in here! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Bite your tongue, MAN, bite YOUR tongue!!! They is not gonna ‘dues’ nothing with my ‘dues’ since they ‘dues’ nothing anyway! LOL!!! I got other uses for my ‘dues’ refund. “Cattle rustling basketball team, indeed!” well I now, I’ve heard it all!!!

        You have got to be the wittiest man alive! Take the show on the road, PLEASE!!!!!

        …and I am so very glad to know that you’ve ‘drone proofed’ the bunker! You think of everything as always!!!


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