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Have you noticed how Vice President Joe Biden has disappeared from view?

If he wants to try to run for President in 2016 he has to do two things:


1. Distance himself from Step-an’-Fetch-It-Obummer ………


 2. Shut the fuck up so he doesn’t embarrass everyone with being himself.





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  1. If he’s serious about the nomination, he’s going to have to disinherit his son, Hunter. As point out in Who’s Your Daddy, Biden was all over Ukraine military policy just after Hunter was hired by a Ukrainian oil company. Even Fox News suggests the family is ethically challenged:

    I found this pretty surprising. I had no idea the producers at Fox were even acquainted with the concept of ethics.


    • tubularsock says:

      Is anyone really “serious” about running for President of Amerika? No one “runs” from a Tubularsock-Point-Of-View they float to the top of the political septic tank. At that point if one understands the workings of a septic tank the scum hangs on the top and the “heavier material” (aka shit) sinks to the bottom and becomes sludge.

      The process takes about an hour and a half for the shit to settle out from the liquid and sink to the bottom and these solids are known as primary solids. Hence the Primary System in the electoral process.

      See how easy it all is ……………

      As far as ethics ……… Tubularsock feels that we all can agree that Ethics do not exist in the political context. And Tubularsock was taken back at your surprising discovery that “… the producers at Fox were even acquainted with the concept of ethics.” Most startling indeed!

      See how easy it all is …………….

      Thanks for your comment Dr.B it is always great to receive your sane and level perspective on world events. Sane and level are not in Tubularsock’s world view.
      I count on you for that!


  2. Jeff Nguyen says:

    I have to go with Stuart’s dot connecting. Biden is keeping his head down lest anyone else bring up his son’s and, undoubtedly, his own connections to Ukraine. My additional guess is that Biden is already mentally checked out of office, if not yet physically. He’s looking forward to his golden years of book tours, serving on corporate boards and public speaking. Surely, he’s earned it for being such a good and faithful public servant…to the corporate capitalists. I like your number #2, also.


    • tubularsock says:

      Now come on Jeff, what do you find wrong with a father starting a war to get his son a job? That’s what fathers do! The real question for Tubularsock is, has he ever been checked in? Oh well.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment and remember when The Secretary of the Inferior is on his book tour think kindly of him.


  3. wolfess says:

    Well gosh golly gee, the things a peon learns when she reads the comments — I did not know Joe’s son got a job in Ukraine. Any possibility that will help the US get a say in where that oil goes, and how much it costs?

    I don’t think Joe will be running for president again — msnbc (uh, that would be the White House station) has already decreed that next time it’s Killary’s turn to get the blow jobs in the Oval Office. 🙂


    • tubularsock says:

      To catch up with Hunter’s new job check out Tube’s post “Who’s Your Daddy”. That will bring you up to speed on employment opportunities of the well connected. You may be correct that Biden won’t be running for President again for real but “Killary” will need to debate someone otherwise it may look like the fix-is-in. As for blow jobs for Killery ……. this Tubularsock would like to see! Hope she doesn’t stain her dress!


      • wolfess says:

        “Hope she doesn’t stain her dress!”
        Isn’t she known for her ‘traveling pantsuit’???? 🙂 Thought you’d get a kick out of that! 🙂


      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock stands corrected! You are correct, wolfess. Tubularsock will have to review Killery’s wardrobe in more detail. It is so difficult keeping up with fashion in time like these.


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