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Tubularsock has to fill in the gap historically for The New York Times, the supposed newspaper of record. The Times seems to have forgotten that playing a 1950’s “45” record is a bit archaic. Really, the Cold War is way over!

Now Tubularsock is using digitized-post-Cold-War-recording methods. And thus that scratchy record noise has been eliminated and by doing so Tubularsock will be doing something that The New York Times is incapable of doing. And that is REPORTING THE TRUTH.

Hey, it is the least Tubularsock can do. After all, Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA is rather cold today. And reading the information that the The New York Times keeps misusing in its reporting coupled with its jingoistic editorial manner, well it has warmed Tubularsock up to the boiling point!

So lets get some simple things straight.

ONE: The United States …… The Obomber Administration overthrew the Ukraine. FACT!

(Sub note: Fuck Victoria Nuland, if you get the reference. If you don’t, fucking Google it! You are behind your knowledge curve for this subject!)

(Sub note 2: And while Tubularsock is at it Fuck Robert Kagan, Victoria’s husband too.

That jerk-off is a co-founder of the Project for the New American Century which should be all you need to know but if it isn’t Google it! You are seriously behind the 8-ball!)

(Sub note 3: And fuck Dick Cheney and place his testicles in a 220 volt socket and pull the switch! That is to help Dick’s dick understand torture because his brain can’t. Don’t Google this because Google is behind on this idea …. Tubularsock just thought of it! And to bring this back to this current subject Nuland was Vice Cheney’s deputy foreign policy adviser.)

TWO: The passenger plane MH-17 was shot-down by the Ukrainian Air Force. FACT!

MH-17

The U.S. blamed Russia but that was pure propaganda! Why? Because the U.S. has not produced one shred of evidence to back up their accusation. NOT ONE SHRED OF EVIDENCE! Only accusation!

The Ukrainian Air Force is the side that the U.S. is supporting.

THREE: The United States has troops on the ground in the Ukraine. FACT!

The Russians are accused of having troops on the ground in the Ukraine but there has been no proof of that to date. BUT if they don’t then they are stupid because the United States is showing signs of aggression.

(Sub note: What would you think if the Russians sent troops to Mexico? How do you think the United States would respond? GET IT?)

FOUR: The Crimea VOTED (an overwhelming majority) to leave Ukraine and rejoin Russia. FACT!

Crimea was not taken over by Russia! The people wanted to join the Russian Federation.

The United States and Ukraine don’t agree with the results BUT close to 90% of the people living in Crimea wanted to join Russia!

FIVE: The United States wants to put missiles pointing at Russia in the Ukraine. FACT!

Missile launch

Remember when Russia wanted put missiles in Cuba pointing at the United States?

The reaction and response of the United States then is exactly the same reaction and response for Russia today. This IS rocket science hence the responses!

SIX: The Ukraine Government that the U.S. installed is controlled by Neo-Nazis. FACT!

Just what in the fuck is wrong with our country?

SEVEN: The Congress of the United States wants to arm the Ukraine.

Ukraine is broke so who will end up paying for those arms ……. YOU!

And who will end up with this payment money from you? Well for sure NOT YOU but

Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics and on and on …

Congress sale Tube

Now currently the polls show that the American public isn’t in favor of sending arms to the Ukraine. But that isn’t important because the American public are not the people that put up the campaign money for Congress. And who does that? Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics and on and on … that’s who.

Now Tubularsock could go on with this factual list but Tubularsock’s bored.

And by this time if you haven’t figured it all out yet then you are simply stupid.

The United States IS THE CAUSE of this entire sham and “WE THE PEOPLE” should be demanding that these assholes like Nuland and Kagan have their heads cut off in the public square. Where is ISIS when you need them.

But even that wouldn’t stop this crap but it would give Tubularsock something to applaud for a short time.

No, what we have here is the the game of the oligarchy and YOU are expected to pay for it and send your sons and daughters to die in it like always but when all is said and done ………. absolutely no benefits for you Mr. and Mrs. America. You fucking dumb shits. AND THE BEAT GOES ON . . .

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Comments
  1. donzo442 says:

    I think we should call this ‘Game of Porcelain Thrones’. You know, the “official” bullshit that flows ever so slowly from inside the Belchway.

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  2. I quit reading the New York Times 25 years ago, and my blood pressure is totally normal now without medication.

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  3. Lisa says:

    Da dum da dum !!!! Excellent.

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  4. sojourner says:

    “And to bring this back to this current subject Nuland was Vice Cheney’s deputy foreign policy adviser.”

    Thanks, I read about Nuland a few weeks back but had forgotten the crux. I knew you’d spill the beans if I kept reading . And this sentence tells me all I need to know about Vicky!

    (Sub note: What would you think if the Russians sent troops to Mexico? How do you think the United States would respond? GET IT?)

    Mexico? Didn’t you mean New Mexico? When Boris is Gudenov for me composed Pictures at an Exhibition, the Ukraine and its Great Gate of Kiev was still Russia! But I get your point! Just had to show off and shit!

    “Remember when Russia wanted put missiles in Cuba pointing at the United States?”

    Yes, I do, ‘bomb shelter’ ‘Two Weeks in October” 1962! But you must remember, this had more to do with the U.S. Corp’s Mafia’s interests in Cuba than missiles being there;-) After all, the Monroe Doctrine came from god to the U.S. Corp!

    “SIX: The Ukraine Government that the U.S. installed is controlled by Neo-Nazis. FACT!’

    But the U.S. Corporation assisted the Zionist banking cartel, in Europe, in setting up the first Nazi regime and its head stooge, Hitler. Shouldn’t the U.S. Corp, then, still be getting its moneys worth out of the Nazis? I mean, really!

    “No, what we have here is the game of the oligarchy and YOU are expected to pay for it and send your sons and daughters to die in it like always but when all is said and done ………. absolutely no benefits for you Mr. and Mrs. America. You fucking dumb shits. AND THE BEAT GOES ON . . .”

    “like always” That’s it! This U.S. Corporation bullshit in the Ukraine is “LIKE ALWAYS!” It’s the same old shit, different day (SOSDD), U.S. Corp imperialism that has been going on for a century and a half at least!

    I have been waiting for, longing for one of these, my Capitan! And you have not disappointed!

    I have saved this material for future reference, since it may come in handy in speeches!

    Tubular in 2016! And the slogan should be: “You fucking dumb shits”

    Love it!

    Good job!

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  5. Thanks Tube! You inspired my latest poem! I’ll just keep coming here for inspiration. At least you inspiring me is the ONE thing that I can count on!

    You knocked it out of the ballpark with this one, added a slice of apple pie, a fourth of July fireworks display and a goddamn GMO hotdog! Way ta go!

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