I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry, this is SO on point! You’ve outdone yourself again! If the US can’t put a spin on things, no goddamn body can!
Excellent and summed up in so few words. Why can’t I emulate you? Are you offering a course? How much? And when can I expect delivery?
Thanks Shelby. Tubularsock has just sent off the course to you. It comes in a ticking box so the mail person doesn’t try to read it before delivery. You know, secrecy first.
Shelby, thank you so much! Tubularsock is going to love the limo and the Presidential helicopter!
Oh ……. ahhh …… and helping the American people with like jobs and stuff.
Boy DrB. you come up with some depressing shit …….. however Tubularsock does agree with Lindquist. The fun part is that we always say just how sad we all are for blowing up the hospital but hey ……
Somebody has to do it!
Humanitarian- Hey world, watch as we drop off tons of aid for countries that we just finished dropping tons of bombs or imposing crippling sanctions on.Gee, aren’t we nice?
I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry, this is SO on point! You’ve outdone yourself again! If the US can’t put a spin on things, no goddamn body can!
Excellent and summed up in so few words. Why can’t I emulate you? Are you offering a course? How much? And when can I expect delivery?
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Thanks Shelby. Tubularsock has just sent off the course to you. It comes in a ticking box so the mail person doesn’t try to read it before delivery. You know, secrecy first.
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LMAO! You da man!
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Reblogged this on shelbycourtland and commented:
Tubularsock knocks it out of the ballpark and with so few words, he manages to say it all!
Send several small unmarked bills to:
Tubularsock’s presidential campaign headquarters
c/o Top floor corner office
Underground bunker
overlooking Washington, DC
from Oakland, CA
Tubularsock for President! Get onboard goddamn it!
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Shelby, thank you so much! Tubularsock is going to love the limo and the Presidential helicopter!
Oh ……. ahhh …… and helping the American people with like jobs and stuff.
Thanks for the reblog you’re the tops!
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“helping the American people with like jobs”
LOL! You betcha!
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Short and spot om BRILLIANT! Just what I would expect! What a piece of hypocritical shit this government and system/order is!
Give ’em hell, el presidente elect!
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Thanks sojourner. BRILLIANT comes easy when our political leaders are such fucks!
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Needless to say, but brilliant nonetheless! Or is that nuntheless, as in the name of a parochial school?
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Reblogged this on An Outsider's Sojourn II and commented:
The following succinct post sums it up rather nicely, methinks!
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sojourner ……… thanks for the reblog. Tubularsock appreciates it.
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Thanks for the spot on post!
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I agree with Swen Lindquist in the History of Bombing: the bombing of civilians is deliberate to intimidate colonized populations.
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Boy DrB. you come up with some depressing shit …….. however Tubularsock does agree with Lindquist. The fun part is that we always say just how sad we all are for blowing up the hospital but hey ……
Somebody has to do it!
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Coded words 101:
Humanitarian- Hey world, watch as we drop off tons of aid for countries that we just finished dropping tons of bombs or imposing crippling sanctions on.Gee, aren’t we nice?
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Yeah, Jeff it’s like shooting the 8 year old on your front porch for selling you Girl Scout cookies!
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