tube-heading-hipDESPERATE TIMES?

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SURE, TUBULARSOCK WILL NAIL THEM ………. THAT’S WHAT HE DOES.

DOES TUBULARSOCK MAKE HIS POINT?

 

For further information:

Tubularsock Black Arts Ltd.

SEND CASH ….. small unmarked Franklin’s.

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Comments
  1. Wick Burner says:

    I’ll pop a stuffed envelope in the mail tomorrow.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. sojourner says:

    What cash?

    You have all the cash, Tube!

    We all be on welfare and shit!

    WTF:

    “TRUST TUBULARSOCK LIKE YOUR MIND DEPENDED ON IT!”

    When did you stop being a politician and start evangelizing?

    Set me free, Tube! Oh, Hallelujah!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      It’s that green stuff you have stacked about AFTER that huge welfare come in! So, follow the example of others and send on in this here direction, ya hear?

      Amen, sojourner. When you’re in the money business you take your cut as it happens.

      Liked by 3 people

      • sojourner says:

        Spoken like a true red-white-and-blue capitalist oinker!

        Welfare, my ass! I’m just trying to get back what this piece of shit government stole from my paycheck every week!

        Liked by 1 person

  3. swo8 says:

    Sorry Tubularsock no Franklins here only a well worn Sir Robert L. Borden and I kind of need that for the rent.
    Leslie

    Liked by 3 people

  4. sojourner says:

    “Are we in saviour mode?
    Leslie”

    Why certainly (in Curly’s voice), we exceptional Americans are the police/savior of the world! Hadn’t you heard, Leslie?

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Go get um Tube! But wouldn’t bringing down Trump and his evil impresario Steve Bannon be satisfaction enough? Is monetary remuneration necessary? But if you do take them out then we get the knuckle dragger Pence. And if he is taken down we get Speaker of the House Ryan. And if he goes we get the President Pro Temp of the Senate (who the Hell is that?). And then we go right through the cabinet. When we get to Ben Carson we can stop. He’s looney & batty but he may be harmless.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Tubularsock, I’m wavering here. Isn’t money the reason we’re in such a mess? And sending you our money will fic everything? Hmm. I’ll have to think about that one. But thanks ever so much for offering to help! – Linda

    Liked by 2 people

  7. sojourner says:

    Tube wrote,

    “With delay comes interest. The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.”

    Actually, I have very little interest in interest, Tube!

    Again, Tube, you will need to take a number and get in line, only this time, it’s a line filled with corporate and banking pigs who have already learned that the sojourner is not concerned with paying back his so-called “debt” to them! And then, I just happen to have a radical barrister who takes care of my small business for me. He’s a real go-getter, you betcha! All the major credit card criminals know all about him!

    Of course, I am not classifying you as one of these assholes, Tube! I’m just saying you’ll have to take a number and get in line behind them! Oh, and I don’t take collection calls, and I am on social security, so my money cannot be touched by the corporate and banking types. At least not yet! With the Trumpster in office, who knows? But if the Trumpster wants my bounty of a hundred bucks at the end of the month, he can have it, that is, after I wipe my buttocks with the bills!

    But if I had money, Tube, I’d loan it to you, and at a very nominal interest rate. This is what you get, Tube. You promised me a position of power and wealth, if you were elected or, at the least, were in the inner circle, and so far, you have not kept that promise. MAKE ME RICH, Tube, and then I’ll send you a nice big bonus!

    Is this enough commenting? I know you only have three thousand of these to answer, so I thought I’d cut you a break!;-)

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Dear Mr. sojourner:

      Thank you so much for communicating with The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.

      We take a very personal approach to each of our customers needs, Mr. sojourner so we have assigned YOU to our PERSONAL BOT: #7352109649245128463930277833231294.

      Please enter your PERSONAL BOT number each time you began a new paragraph in order that your needs can be addressed in a timely manner.

      For even MORE personalized service, for a small fee, you can receive your very own phone consultant named TOM.

      TOM can be activated after payment has been posted and will be there ready to serve you with your banking needs.

      Call The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution at 1-800-1776-4123893
      Ex. VIP Services and Sake Lounge.

      Thank you again and rest assured that your loan has been activated and interest has been applied and the interest cost have been added as well as the activation fees as well as the fees that apply for writing this communication to you.

      With any questions please.

      And thank you,

      The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.

      Liked by 2 people

  8. sojourner says:

    Tube the Banker wrote:

    “Please enter your PERSONAL BOT number each time you began a new paragraph in order that your needs can be addressed in a timely manner.”

    My Personal BOT Number: OI812-FU-OINKERS

    Is this the number you are referring to, Tube?

    TOM’s ASS!

    It’s been a pressure doing business with you!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Dear Mr. sojourner:
      Thank you so much for communicating with The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.
      We take a very personal approach to each of our customers needs, Mr. sojourner so please enter YOUR PERSONAL BOT entry number now …………..

      We’re sorry, you have entered an invalid PERSONAL BOT entry number.

      We take a very personal approach to each of our customers needs, Mr. sojourner so please enter YOUR PERSONAL BOT entry number now …………..

      We’re sorry, you have entered an invalid PERSONAL BOT entry number.

      You are having issues with your PERSONAL BOT entry number. Please wait while you are transferred to TOM, your very own phone consultant.

      Beep, Beep, Beep
      Were sorry, but TOM, your very own phone consultant is no longer available to you at this time. Please dial legal services for further information. Please include your incident number (123321) to continue.

      Thank you, Mr. sojourner. TOM, your very own phone consultant has issued a sexual harassment complaint (incident number 123321) against you for referencing his “ASS”.

      As you know, The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution take our corporate citizenship seriously and sexual harassment at the workplace is AGAINST THE LAW.

      As a connivence to you many laws can be broken with a couple of brown bags filled with unmarked Franklin’s bundled in small 100 thousand bundles. Thank you for your corporate understanding, Mr sojourner.

      And thank you,
      The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution

      An aside: Tubularsock guesses you can see it’s a slow day in the bunker!

      Liked by 2 people

      • sojourner says:

        Evidently!

        I was getting ready to surrender, after this last response!

        See, this is what you get, Tube, for writing these middle of the road, never taking a position posts!

        I mean, stick your neck out there a little bit! And then you’ll be overrun with comments again!

        Take it from me, someone who knows how to drive readers away!

        Liked by 2 people

      • Sojourner, Count your blessings! At least Uncle Vinnie isn’t after you … yet. And Tubularsock’s various and nefarious enterprises may have moved beyond the uncle-Vinnie approach, with all his newfound corporate reach and cabinet-level influence. So all you have to worry about now is a targeted drone, or debtors’ prison. What a relief, right?

        Liked by 2 people

      • tubularsock says:

        Linda, you are so correct. The Uncle Vinnie approach has been replaced with a more “dronecentic” response. With distance, Tubularsock found that the Uncle Vinnie approach was a lingering for the past rather than the NOW! Times have changed.

        With Tubularsock’s “newfound corporate reach and cabinet-level influence” Tubularsock has discovered THE ART OF THE DEAL.

        And Tubularsock doesn’t know how you, Linda, discovered the new signing statement Donnie is about to sign bringing back the “debtor prison” in order to create jobs by locking up the unemployed but it is on its way.

        Thanks for bringing back old times. But Tubularsock is moving rapidly forward!

        Liked by 2 people

      • No worries — I’m not hacking the inner sanctum! Just using the old rule of thumb: blessed is she who expects the worst, for she shall seldom be disappointed.
        And miserably enough, a nice warm debtors’ prison cell isn’t looking too bad these days.

        Liked by 2 people

  9. sojourner says:

    Linda, if this is all I have to worry about, then I am just fine! I keep pleading with the powers that be to nuke me, but they are just leaving me to rot instead!

    Yes, the Tube is on the inside looking out now, evidently. That’s the effect a Trump woman can have on most men. And we all remember that photo-op from a Tube post last year, right?

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      In order to counter reports that Tubularsock was somehow “involved” with “a Trump woman” a statement has been just released from the Secretary of the Deplorables office!

      “I have NEVER had Trump with that woman!”

      Liked by 2 people

      • sojourner says:

        Tube’s response:

        “I have NEVER had Trump with that woman!”

        Methinks he doth protest too much!

        Too funny, Tube! I am still laughing!

        Your response here, TRUMPS anything I could come up with!

        Liked by 2 people

  10. sojourner says:

    Actually, I posted on debtor prisons happening in individual states, either last year or in 2015. This BIG BRO idea has been around, again, for a while now.

    The TRUMPSTER is “making America great again”, by going back a couple of centuries into the dark and distant past. What a guy, right?

    I tried to tell the neolibs they had nothing to worry about! Donnie will simply be Hillary, only a little prettier and less insane! He will fuck us all to hell and back, and continue to rape and pillage the world, as his predecessors did, until China and Russia push them there buttons and put us out of our fucking misery!

    All together now!

    “Oh beautiful, for spacious [chemtrailed] skies, for amber [GMO/glyphosate] waves of grain…..”

    Liked by 2 people

  11. wolfess says:

    I use coffin nails in my voodoo dolls … 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      It’s always good to get up to date advice from a specialist in the field, wolfess. Tubularsock will be more careful next time.

      Like

      • wolfess says:

        Oh no Tube, I wasn’t casting dispersions on your choice of things to stick in your voodoo doll, I was merely offering another choice!!! Speaking personally, I find a certain satisfaction in ramming my ‘orange marmalade retard’ voodoo doll with a few well-placed coffin nails; indeed, I have even experienced tiny orgasms while ‘poking’ them in certain places! Bwhahahahha!

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        No problem wolfess. Tubularsock likes to learn things. Because of your hint about “tiny orgasms” Tubularsock decided to order the Super Sized Coffin Nails. A little more pow-to-the-punch!

        Like

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