BEHOLD THE VIRGIN KAVANAUGH!

 

Oh saints be praised, HE HAS RISEN!

Or rather ………. Maybe Brett just couldn’t GET IT UP unless he was blind drunk and obnoxious.

Well how can we tell, America?

EASY!

Now let’s not get all carried away with all these accusations and look at Brett full frontal!

Do you remember when your mother told you that you should be careful of the friends you hang out with?

They could put you in a bad light or influence you in an adverse way. REMEMBER?

Well if you have attacked a woman and attempted to rape her and then allowed your integrity to be defended by a man KNOWN FOR GRABBING PUSSY, well what type of character witness is THAT to be defending you?

And then your second accuser says that YOU, Brett Kavanaugh, shoved your penis in her face.

And President PUSSY GRABER’S response: “Oh gee, let’s not make him a Supreme Court justice because of this?”

Now you see how correct your mother was, Brett.

But it really isn’t about President Shit For Brains, now is it.

It is about YOU, Brett.

 

All that business about being a virgin with a deep respect for women is a very, very, VERY weak defense. In fact, that is more of a reason for you to get blind drunk and act out and maybe why you lost control! Virgin Vengeance, perhaps.

Brett’s former roommate reports that Brett Kavanaugh spent his time at drunken parties and ran with a hard-drinking crowd. This pattern followed him from his high school days into college according to the facts that have been uncovered.

And because Brett Kavanaugh was so weak in moral character that when he Clerked for Judge Alex Kozinski he never noticed Kozinski’s pornographic tendencies and his sexual harassment tendencies which led to 15 women’s complaints that forced him into retirement. As Other clerks have called that culture, which ultimately forced Kozinski’s resignation, an open secret.

Kavanaugh clerked for Kozinski in 1991, they sat on panels together, and co-authored a book together and even helped Kozinski vet law clerks for Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy.

And somehow with this close relationship Kavanaugh missed that Kozinski was a total creep?

Maybe Brett was just too busy masturbating his virgin-Catholic-dick to notice Kozinski antics. You know how Tort Cases turns one on!

And when asked by Senator Chris Coons about Kozinski’s inappropriate behavior, including his circulations of sexually explicit emails via his “Easy Rider Gag List”, Kavanaugh’s written and oral responses were vague, and skirted the senator’s direct inquiry.

As Elie Mystal wrote in her article in Above The Law,  “Who knows what kinds of sexual harassment issues Kavanaugh will have the opportunity to decide on over the next 30 years or so, whether the man can even recognize sexual harassment WHEN HE SEES IT is relevant.”

And now today a third woman has come out with more accusations for Brett to deny.

Julie Swetnick claims that, Kavanaugh and his best friend Mark Judge, who by the way has come out previously in defense of Kavanaugh, “. . . would attempt to ‘spike’ the ‘punch’ at house parties I attended with drugs and/or grain alcohol so as to cause girls to lose their inhibitions and their ability to say ‘No.”

Julie Swetnick further claims that Kavanaugh and Judge were present at a party where she had been “gang raped” by others but not by Brett and Mark. (as far as she knows)

But hell, Brett has come out in full denial of all the accusations and has put on his choirboy virginity stance and said,

“This is ridiculous and from the Twilight Zone. I don’t know who this is and this never happened.”

Have you noticed that Brett Kavanaugh is using the exact same tactic that the Grab-Your-Pussy-In-Chief uses.

No matter HOW OUTRAGEOUS the accusations are against them the answer is ALWAYS the same:

THIS NEVER HAPPENED! THIS NEVER HAPPENED! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!

And then they keep repeating it EVEN when all the evidence shows they are lying!

These two guys DO LIVE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

But if you took the time to listen to Kavanaugh’s answers given to the Senate Judiciary Committee you would have realized just how often he evaded questions which to an intelligent person would surely inspire doubts about his truthfulness before the misconduct allegations surfaced.

But it is not about integrity or intelligence or even character that the Republican’ts care about. It is about pushing their agenda ……… nothing more.

Get him in there before the midterm election no matter what! Not good governance if you ask Tubularsock but it is the way the system works and it is the major reason why it doesn’t!

 

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Lara/Trace says:

    Tubular! What is the big rush with the GOP anyway? Are their pants on fire?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ‘And then they keep repeating it EVEN when all the evidence shows they are lying!’ – They won’t let the facts get in the way, they don’t need to as so many people are willing to stick their fingers in their ears, and who knows what else stuck where, to believe their lies.

    Well said Mr Sock.

    – Esme Cloud shaking her head at the black comedy America has become

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    • tubularsock says:

      Esme, thanks for the comment.

      The “black comedy America” is working toward an Academy Award
      and wouldn’t you know it, it is up against the comic drama, The Life and Times of Donald Dump!

      Only in America, wouldn’t you say?

      Or just maybe the Royal Family could give those American upstarts a run for their money!

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  3. swo8 says:

    I’m beginning to think there’s a conspiracy here so that women will rule.- Not a bad plan.
    Leslie

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  4. Sha'Tara says:

    So the circus is still in town then? I thought that logically they would have packed it in for the long, cold winter. Must be a late Indian Summer and still enough spectators to feed the animals – take that either way…

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    And “CRAZY TOWN” goes on. It inspires a poem:

    There once was a man named Brett…
    Who acted so pure and so pious…
    But his angelic stance …
    Masked a nature of lust and bias…
    His true self tended to come out…
    When he had a few drinks…
    Under his snout…
    And now he aspires to..
    The highest court in the land…
    Ain’t that grand?..
    And so our government…
    Remains in good hands…
    There’s a man in the White House..
    Who’s a sex abuser and a louse…
    A Supreme Court that potentially has two of the same…
    Justices Thomas and Kavanaugh…
    Of male chauvinist fame…
    And the Republican controlled Senate…
    A legislative body most foul…
    Is led by a man (Mitch McConnell)
    Who looks like an owl…
    So when our orange haired leader …
    Goes to the UN looking for respect..
    Isn’t it ironic…
    that instead he gets laughter..
    Like a stand up comic…

    Liked by 1 person

  6. dearing says:

    maybe unrealistic and naive, but perhaps being in such a “high” position as president, or supreme court justice, would require one to be “a cut above the rest”, so to speak. perhaps those who are alcoholics, drug addics, convicted felons or have a dick for a brain, should not qualify….

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    • Sha'Tara says:

      I don’t know, seems to me that “the rest” actually want leaders that are a cut below them. Maybe it makes “the rest” feel superior? Plus, look at all that media, social media and gossip fun that would disappear if the cut above weren’t playing in the mud?

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      • tubularsock says:

        Sha’Tara Tubularsock does see your point but not sure if they really want a superior feeling or rather a belief that they are “just like me” feeling.

        But hell, the gossip makes it all worth it as it goes down hill from here!

        Oh joy.

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    • tubularsock says:

      dearing, great to hear from you!

      By eliminating those mentioned you don’t leave many to vote for in this country.

      Oh sure, Tubularsock perhaps but others, not that many.

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