OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

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Comments
  1. Sha'Tara says:

    That is it: Gropen Joe IS the perfect candidate for your democraps!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Well Sha’Tara it does appear that the mainstream Democraps are as out of touch with normal people as the Republican’ts. And it is too bad because we badly need major changes in this country!

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  2. Tubularsock,
    Your grasp of politics and your memory is truly astounding. I promise you I will not vote for Gropen Joe.

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  3. Lara/Trace says:

    NOOOOOOOOO JOE NOOOOOOOOOOOO (that was my reaction when I heard he was running) and even louder now that I read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      LT, Tubularsock knows the feeling well! It is tragic that the “leadership” of the U.S. may end up being between a groper or a pussy grabber. Have we fallen to this level? This is America’s finest example of a President? We have lost our way and all that is left is a rapid decline.

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  4. swo8 says:

    You’ll be stuck with Trump if you can’t do any better than Joe Biden.
    Leslie

    Liked by 1 person

  5. I agree with Leslie. Biden will NEVER beat Trump.
    However, Biden would be the perfect man to welcome illegal aliens as they cross the border.
    I can see him now, groping everyone as they come in.

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  6. My biggest concern is that Biden might decide to dye his hair and skin orange, in which case it would be extremely difficult to distinguish him from Trump.

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  7. selizabryangmailcom says:

    I didn’t know a lot of that stuff about Biden. And even though he made the abortion comments over 40 years ago, I’m still having trouble processing this sentence: “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

    I keep trying to understand what he could possibly have been trying to say, but my mind balks and sanity teeters on the tip of a deep, black ravine………….

    But who remains who could get the Orange One out of office, for the love of god?!
    Bernie’s fine, except everyone’s afraid of the big, bad wolf socialism–even though we have a lot of socialist programs already!!!
    And what don’t I know about Bernie? Did HE back the three strikes you’re out bill? Is he secret buddies with the Koch brothers? Who is there? As far as I can see, no one. There. Is. No one.

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    • tubularsock says:

      selizaryangmailcom, thank you for your comment.

      What Tubularsock figures Gropen’ Joe was trying to say is that the other “creator” of a child (the man) should ALSO have some say in the child’s future existence. It’s not just the woman’s decision alone.

      However that discussion can’t be reduced to a media sound bite and in “modern” society we believe we all are in such a hurry to get somewhere we end up nowhere at all.

      Where does the creation of a child begin and end?

      But the crazy part is that the discussion is hindered by outside forces that are afraid to educate about “sex” and live in a mind set that LIFE is sacred but willing to kill men, women, and children in war.

      And they seem to not understand their dichotomy.

      Now for who could win against Dump.

      There is a HUGE untapped-disillusioned-angry-mob of individuals in this country that the polls don’t show because POLLS are just another of a series of tools to direct the masses.

      These people have given up on the system because whether it is Democrap or Republican’t they have realized that the regular citizen has been taken for a ride. The leaders that ARE CHOSEN BY THE POWER BROKERS to run for whatever office is up for grabs are then paraded out to be “selected” by the “vote of the people”.

      Pure Horse Shit!

      Proof of this point can be demonstrated by just looking at American foreign policy. Parties come parties go BUT THE WARS CONTINUE. Even when the majority of the people DON”T WANT THEM.

      Yet, they continue.

      It is going to be interesting in 2020 but Dump may just might win again if the Democraps really believe that ass holes like Gropen’ Joe or that empty suit Beto O’NOT are their candidates!

      And there is always the hope that China will get back into line and produce more crap to keep the American masses entertained.

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  8. You go, Tubular! Teach and preach; we all need to hear this. I honestly didn’t remember half of what I just read; I only knew I instinctively recoil every time I hear his name…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Lisa, your recoiling response just shows, at least to Dr. Tubularsock, that you are in good health and your psyche and vibration are in tune.

      Your achievement of accomplishment in this area is rare in our present non-harmonic world in which we live.

      Thank you for your comment, amen.

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  9. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Sorry that my sarcasm didn’t hit the mark re: Biden’s abortion comment. I know what he meant; I was just trying to say that what he was saying makes no rational sense. The decision of what to do with one’s body and the unborn should be primarily the owner of the body’s concern first then (hopefully, but life’s messy) rational, caring discussions with the other body that helped make the unborn. It sounded like Biden was speaking through a megaphone straight from 1864 instead of 1974.
    Thank you for all your sapient points. It really IS hypocrisy at its worst, isn’t it? Fighting for the babies to be born so they can then get shipped overseas somewhere to die when they’re 18 !!!!
    As for candidates, we are being corralled and carnival-barked, aren’t we? Just to IMAGINE “four more years” with……it……………….
    …………………………………………….??###@@@!!!…………………..????????

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    • tubularsock says:

      Your sarcasm did hit the mark, in truth, but it also gave Tubularsock the opportunity to flush out Gropen’ Joe’s intended meaning or assumed intended meaning.

      And yes to the megaphone but Tubularsock would place the year closer to the 1690’s and the Salem Witch Trials. Oh sure, that may be splitting hairs but Cotton Mather looks a lot like Gropne’ Joe …….. same hair different perm!

      Tubularsock does agree that “life’s messy” and one’s body is one’s own, PERIOD!

      Oh my …….. “corralled and carnival-barked” is exactly what is happening, AGAIN!

      It is difficult to think of all of the intelligent people in this country and yet the political system is reverted to the lowest common denominators!

      Same as it ever was …………

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  10. selizabryangmailcom says:

    I feel sick, and Pepto Bismol isn’t gonna do the trick this time.
    Thank you.
    😦

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Under stressful times Tubularsock’s medicine of choice is 2 shot’s, neat of Wild Turkey “Single Barrel”.

      But ONLY use under the care of your doctor. Say, perhaps Dr. Tubularsock? 😇

      Liked by 3 people

  11. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Yes, Dr. Tube! I shall follow your instructions IMMEDIATELY.
    After all, it IS an emergency. On so many levels!

    Liked by 3 people

  12. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    If Gropen Joe by some chance does win the presidency–he could appoint Arnold Schwartzenegger –the Gropinator-to his cabinet. Female visitors to the White House would have to wear a suit of armor.. Put in Bernie to the cabinet also and we could have a “good old boys” club. As usual the enlightened comments of the “Tubularsock Crowd” inspires a poem:
    –Say it ain’t so, Joe…
    –That you’ve decided to run…
    –Your candidacy really isn’t…
    –All that much fun…
    –You’re sucking the oxygen…
    –Out of the 2020 race…
    –And depriving the Democrats…
    –Of running an exciting new face…
    –In 2020 Trump will be a florid, beefy seventy-four…
    –And you’ll be a slightly addled seventy-eight..
    –Neither age is very great…
    –For an office that demands great vitality…
    –As well as Constitutional fidelity…
    –Both you and Donald should be good old farts…
    –And take your competition from politics to the golf course…
    –While getting around in your electric golf carts….
    –And we don’t even want to get into your unusual styles of hair…
    –One is full of plugs, and the other a weave…
    –It’s just a crowning example of…
    –Your penchants to deceive…
    –So you both should take your outdated policies and notions…
    –Your hemorrhoid pills and viagra like potions…
    –And retire to your homes…
    –And sit on your asset pile…
    –And let the AOC’s and Buttigiegs
    –Come into style….

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  13. Batt Guano says:

    Thanks Sha’Tara. You & Tube are my biggest fans. In fact I think you’re my ONLY fans.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Batt Guano says:

    Thanks Sha’Tara. You &

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  15. Sluggo says:

    Whatever it takes to get the Fascist Orange Buffoon out of the picture, I am for.
    I don’t care what party they come from, as long as their priorities are to reunite the people and not use the office of President for their own financial and personal gain.
    Wasn’t it Mike Pence who stated that Clinton should be removed from office for adultery?
    An illiterate populace ruled by the wealthy elite only worked well in the dark ages.

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