SARAH’S SAD STORY HITS HARD

 

Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.

In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.

She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.

 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible from her Bible thumping father.

And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.

And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.

Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?

Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.

The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!

Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.

Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

 

ATTENTION:

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Sha'Tara says:

    Thanks Tube, we all needed that. Poor, poor Sarah Hucksterbee… I’m utterly desiccated, so much so I can hardly type this through my crocodile tears. However, all is not lost, there always was a greater picture that the world will sadly miss, and that is, poor misunderstood Sarah is going to heaven and you guessed it, her trials on Earth have earned her to title of Press Secretary to none other than God himself. As part of her new duties, it seems that long ago a new bible aptly titled “The Lying Truth” (the more appropriate title, “True Lies” not being available due to having already been copyrighted in Hollywood) had been shelved due to a lack of consistency in its claims. It is my privilege to know that Sarah is going to be given the onerous task of dusting this tome from its heavenly cobwebs and edit it for Earthian consumption. At last, something to believe in, and who could do it better?

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  2. Lara/Trace says:

    I’m starting to think many of us human people are drugged – because we all seem supercrazy!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    Goodbye…..Goodbye Sarah–you lying sack of Arkansas manure. By all means run for governor of Arkansas–that’s all the state needs-another Neanderthal in politics. You were such a poor press secretary you made the hapless Shawn Spicer look good. Like so many Trump aides you left with your rep tarnished while Trump remains at the seat of power. His time is coming….your fate has already kicked in. Maybe in your retirement you could become acquainted with an odd concept-THE TRUTH!!

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  4. sojourner says:

    Well, this shows how little attention I pay to Trump and his lackeys. I have seen this, and heard this, here and there, but I didn’t pay enough attention to her to garner this kind of vile hatred.

    I guess I am just out of touch.

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  5. sojourner says:

    I’m sorry, Tube, I guess I just didn’t catch that vibe! You know how self-absorbed and insensitive I can be, right? If not, just check with my x wife or anyone else, for that matter!

    And yes, hypocrisy is truly the great ‘Merican pass-time!

    But honestly, I don’t remember the last time I watched a press conference. And I’m being serious. I think the brain tumor has shifted again!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well sojourner, Tubularsock was frightened there for a minute that you were becoming compassionate for a second!

      Sure the tumor shift or too much Wild Turkey and either of those excuses will work for those who do not know better BUT Tubularsock KNOWS!

      As for the the tumor business, and Tubularsock in very serious here ………

      Tubularsock would work with it using Quantum Physics and Tubularsock would recommend checking out Paul Levy.

      Why not, life’s an experiment anyway. Use it!

      Good luck, and sure you can thank Tubularsock! He also accepts cash!

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  6. sojourner says:

    How’s this for an example of megalomania, as well as a nightmare?

    https://www.rt.com/usa/462015-trump-third-term-jokes/

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  7. My question is that eternal question of life.
    Which came first?
    Did the beatdown come first for purchasing the hat.
    Or did she purchase the hat to cover up the beatdown.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Wow lonelyauthor, THAT is a great question and most interesting to contemplate if one has all the time in the world.

      And hats off too YOU for the formulation of the thought patterns generated by your keen understanding of emotional and economical insights of the milliner as well as the rational of the purchases of the milliner’s products.

      Tubularsock will of course settle this “eternal question” so you can rest your weary mind to save it for your poetic creations.

      The answer is the violence occurred because she didn’t purchase the hospital gown that matched the “head-gear” and thus created a fashion mismatched which is just “NOT DONE” in public exhibitions.

      Feel better lonelyauthor? Cheers.

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  8. Sluggo says:

    I’m sure Kellyanne Conartist can fill in until they get the new Secretary of Propaganda and Fiction onboard. Now that Trump has started the process of firing all of the environmental and climate scientists who work in the Department of Agriculture, EPA, NOAA, and the National Weather Service, we are well on our way to a real live dictatorship.
    The Trump Parade of Weapons and War will be the inaugural kickoff!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oooo, Kellyanne. Such the beacon of truth, justice and the American way. She may be made 4th of July parade queen. The best of all popular celebrations.

      And you know, what is science good for anyway. Dump had to wear a coat recently so he can’t figure out global warming when he had to wear a coat! The man’s brilliant!

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  9. Sha'Tara says:

    The one good thing as I see it is that if Trump gets another term in office, or is made official dictator, that spells a much quicker death for the American military industrial earth-destroying machine.

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  10. Sluggo says:

    Sha-
    I’m guessing you are not in the US.
    My fear is that the narcissistic Orange Buffoon will go off the deep end and nuke the next former US ally that upsets his ego. He seems to love all of the adversaries and dictators, but was quick to alienate countries that we have had as friends for years. He also seems to hate the environment and seems to want to destroy it as quickly as possible.
    As far as I am concerned, if there really is an “anti christ” as the fables have it, we have now found him.
    Most of my relatives live in NZ. If this idiot gets elected again, I know where I am going to move.

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  11. Sha'Tara says:

    Misogyny isn’t just fear and hatred of women, it’s fear of the female principle. A misogynist fears nature because he knows it will always outlive him and outsmart him in the end. He hates it because he can’t defeat it (remember Saruman in Lord of the Rings). Stupid, as a narcissistic misogynist extreme A-Hole hates nature for reminding him that his power isn’t supreme. As for allies, well, he found out he needs them and to him that is an affront to his egotistic sense of superiority, mastery and exceptionalism so any ally becomes a perpetual reminder of his weakness, thus morphing into the enemy. Although I have a French citizenship having been born there, I have no intentions to move from Canada, living as I do a mere 10 miles from the US border. I’m not running… and I trust the French system as much as I trust the American. As for Canada, as my history teacher was fond of reminding us, when America sneezes Canada catches cold. The first and fourth of July should be combined into a week long patriotic idiocy holiday with the mutual borders open for all Americanadians to party, gawk and shop.

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