Posted: July 19, 2019 in Donald Trump, MELANIA TRUMP, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, SEXISM, Stormy Daniels, SYRIA, THERAPY, WOMEN ISSUES
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THIS should be fake news BUT it’s not ……….. but it should be! You can’t make this shit up because “life” on earth is just one outrageous absurdity after another.

And what exactly IS art anyway?

The American artist, Brad Downey unveiled a life sized, carved in wood, sculpture of Melania Trump in Melania’s home town, Sevnica, Slovenia.

It looks so much like her that if you bumped into it on the subway you’d be sure it was Melania. Except you may be highly suspicious that she was riding the subway.

Now art is one of those funny things. There is “realistic” and there is “representative” and of course it is all, “interpretive”.

Now it has been said that “her” face in this sculpture was done in “a naive local style”
and Tubularsock is not at all that sure, to tell you the truth.

Tubularsock has never seen Melania without her makeup. So that may be why there seems to be a bit of a discrepancy between Melania shown below,

And the Sculptor’s depiction that follows.


Perhaps you see the likeness, yes?

In truth, Tubularsock has always seen Melania as a little too “woody” even with her makeup and all the plastic in different parts of her body from head to toe. Well, the right toe really. It is just a bit larger that her left toe. If that really matters.

Well, the sculpture seems MORE REAL than the actual Melania.

But the locals in Melania’s hometown of Sevnica seem to have a mixed review of their hometown girl.

She was born Melanija Knaus, changed her name to Melania Knauss when she started modeling. And understanding the fact that she has an alias fits very well with the criminal elements that she “hangs” with today.

She moved to New York in 1996, meeting TweetBoy in 1998. And in 2006 having Barron, their first child while TweetBoy was busy fucking Stormy Daniels, the porn star, as well as Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playmate of the year.

True love for sure.

The hometown folks opinion of Melania range from adoration, to criticism that she has not done enough to promote her small Alpine state. Well, you can’t please everyone!

Hell, Slovenian’s should be thankful that TweetBoy hasn’t bomb the fuck out of them because Syria begins with an “S” too!


  1. Jay says:

    I mean, it’s pretty good, and Melania is definitely wooden. It fits. However, I can’t help but feel it might have been even more realistic if it was mostly made out of plastic, like she is.

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  2. sojourner says:

    I seem to remember, Tube, a photo of you and Melania together, when you were supposedly going to be part of the Trump admin, or run yourself, in 2016, Am I wrong here?

    Perhaps, Tube, this sculpture was done after she had that photo taken with you, and thus the rather odd and terrifying expression?

    What happened with you being a part of the swamp, anyway, Tube? I had forgotten all about your ties to The Donald and klan.

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, you have a mind like a steel trap!

      Tubularsock just happens to still be the Secretary of the Deplorables and is still working behind the scenes for the American people.

      And it is true that Tubularsock is into wood! Take THAT and run with it!

      Liked by 1 person

  3. swo8 says:

    You have a real hate on for her Tube, I feel sorry for the poor/rich woman.

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Leslie, you are all heart. Tubularsock has no “hate” for anyone really.

      Well ok, besides Dick Cheney!

      Liked by 2 people

      • swo8 says:

        Funny, I have the cd of “Vice” on my kitchen counter. Just trying to understand where this guy is coming from.

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        FROM HELL, Leslie. That is where he came from.

        Tubularsock liked the movie but they missed stuff that should have been delved into but a movie can’t cover everything but a good old fashion firing squad would have been PERFECT!

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      • sojourner says:

        Good choice for hate, Tube!

        I would add Pence, Bolton, Pompeo, Obama, Bill, Hillary, GW Bush, all of congress, the military/pentagon, George Soros, Wall Street, the mainstream media, Zionist Israel and most of the political left, middle and right, and all of Hollywood, to my list.

        You see, Tube, I know how to be inclusive!

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    I got it! That wooden sculpture is the way Melania used to look. But like many prominent people she got a nip here, a tuck there. And Voila! The new Melania! Trump should find out who her surgeon was. He then might look more like a president and less like a crime boss with dyspepsia.

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    True..All too true for Donny babe. Just think a Slav (Melania) married a slob (Donald) and they lived happily ever after. In separate rooms!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. sojourner says:

    Oh hell, I forgot The Donald! I hate his ass, too!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Opher says:

    I always thought that trophy wives should be put on pedestals. Now she is!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. selizabryangmailcom says:

    The Hollywood Wax Museum must be drooling with excitement to get their hands on that wooden miracle of art. They have many media exceptions, you know–it’s not all just wax in there. There’s a Rumsfeld statue made out of sh** holding hands with Cheney’s sculpted-vomit likeness. (We just saw Vice over the weekend).
    Visitors are especially drawn to the Barr figure formed from hundreds of bat genitals (don’t worry; they were already dead, many from old age, many from sadness at the state of the world) and never fail to get a chuckle from viewing the representation of America (glued together pilgrim hats, Klan crosses, old Mario Brothers Nintendo covers and thousands of martini glasses) on hands and knees while a likeness of Trump constructed from Schutzstaffel uniforms, cheeseburgers, Sarah Huckabee’s cervical cap, kimchi, and Lindsay Graham’s dignity schtups it from behind.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Hmmmm. Your description does help Tubularsock visualize the entire scene. Nice, especially the bats!

      Tubularsock saw Vice and thought it was a good start but an additional 6-6-6 hours would have been a more complete picture of this demon from hell!

      But don’t worry selizabryan, Tubularsock wore garlic around his neck.

      Thanks for the comment.

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