IMPEACHMENT: PISSING INTO THE WIND.
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It can never be overstated that an understatement is as good as being overwhelmed with most political rhetoric by a fanfare of professional gaslighting.

It kind of brings it all down to just how dumb are the American public or how smart?

So to make this simple let Tubularsock use a yellowish-orange example.

This entire Impeachment comes down to this:

Dump stood on top of his desk in the Oval Office, whipped out his tiny little dick and pissed all over the Presidential Desk Top having the blotter stained yellow/orange as blotters tend to do under such circumstances.

A large amount of piss streamed down the front edge of the Presidential Desk and hit the hardwood floor of the Oval Office but a stained carpet was prevented by the fast work of Rudy Giuliani lapping up the piss as he has done so many times before.

The remainder of the staff all looked the other way as quickly as possible so as not to have to be held accountable for any knowledge of Dump’s Presidential Pissing.

Now this kind of activity was so regular that the Cabinet and the Generals, and the work-a-day staff just became used to it to the point that they all agreed, “that’s Dump” and isn’t it the way ALL presidents acted over the years?

But as thing happen in Washington, leaks of “leaks” often see the light of day and are exposed to the press and then sometimes investigations take shape to get to the bottom of issues that are NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

And regularly pissing on the Presidential Desk in the Oval Office happened to be just one of those exceptions.

John Bolton took detailed notes while he was working in the White House and Dump told John that he pissed on the desk.

Mike Pompeo watched Dump piss on the desk and is willing to take it up the ass because as a devout Catholic is used to the priests.

Army Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman saw Dump piss on the desk and felt it was NOT proper!

Charles Kupperman also saw Dump piss on the desk and was “concerned about the piss and the administration’s handling of their piss poor policy”. He was also John Bolton’s top aide.
And now we have the Democrats saying it is NOT PROPER to piss on the Presidential Desk and the Republicans looking in EVERY DIRECTION except the direction of the Presidential Desk.

Tubularsock feels that it may be necessary to contact Vlad and get that video of the prostitutes pissing on the bed, at Dump’s direction, that the Obamas slept in years before.

NO REALLY! IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S GOT TO BE TRUE!

In truth, what we see here is really what this country has been all along, a sham.

The Rule of Law has ALWAYS been a ruse ……… you know it in your soul!

Example after example after example has exposed this!

American’s have fallen for the scam and now they have to perpetuate it rather than admit that they and their children and their children’s children have been scammed!

And the topper, in Tubularsock’s opinion, was Alan Dershowitz, a member of President Orange Tweets’ legal team, argued on the Senate floor that a politician trying to win reelection is acting in the national interest, in THAT politician’s mind.

And therefore that politician running for reelection as president could break any law or abuse any power and say that it was for the public interest because the public interest would be served by his or her election.

ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy!

If that idea is accepted then we have a big apology we need to give Adolf Hitler and Tubularsock wants to hear Alan Dershowitz make it.

Adolf Hitler believed that his election was in the national interest and Adolf Hitler also believed that mass murdering the Jews, Gypsies, and Gays were in the best interest of the German State.

Under Dershowitz postulation that would be acceptable and not illegal because it was in the national interest because Adolf believed it to be because he had been elected!

Need Tubularsock need to repeat, ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy?

Bottom line, if Tubularsock was sitting in on this proceeding and Tubularsock had sworn to be fair and follow the facts where they lead then sure enough Tubularsock would want ALL the facts!

The audacity of Bitch McConnell attempting to COVER UP any damning evidence that might shed light on what transpired and how Dump was involved is just appalling.

But isn’t that what a good bitch does? And no question, Mitch’s Dump’s Bitch. And THAT should be a bumper sticker!

 

Comments
  1. swo8 says:

    Bizarre – truly bizarre what is going on there.
    Leslie

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  2. Lara/Trace says:

    Something blew up the US – there will be blood.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. selizabryangmailcom says:

    The American people aren’t dumb. ITS base is dumb. They want to keep/make America White Again and IT’s doing that, so all their dreams are coming true without going to Disneyland or winning the lotto.

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    • tubularsock says:

      selizabryan, that covers it rather well. The old race card.

      And oh yes Disneyland and the lotto ……. the American Dream.

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      • selizabryangmailcom says:

        Unfortunately, it is the race card this time. Mitch is in a race for the most control he and those like-minded can get before what is perceived as the descendants of the “founders of America” are outnumbered by the tsunami of melanin that’s overtaking–or taking back–the country. Why this is such a threat is a mystery to me, but then again if I was smarter and hated and was suspicious of everyone who wasn’t like me, I’d be rich like them and not giving any of this a second thought.

        However much you enjoy bunching Obama in with IT and Bush II, at least Obama didn’t start a fake war and he didn’t spread hate. Not happy about the drone murders and the nastiness in Syria, but he inherited that sh**, didn’t he? Not that he couldn’t have put his foot down and ended it, but still….I’m not sure one can say his name in the same breath as the under-educated, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, sociopathic reality TV star who might just possibly start WWIII.

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      • tubularsock says:

        selizabryan, “tsunami of melanin” ……. love it!

        You are correct that, Make America White Again is a core value of Dump’s appeal as disgusting as it is but it is working to maintain his base as well as the anti-intellectual stance.

        As for Mitch, he can’t be racist ……. he’s married to a Chinese woman! Settled that!

        Tubularsock will admit that Obummer is a much better person to look at in appearance than the Orange Turd and the Obummer speech syntax is far superior to bumbling Dump.

        Now let us not forget that along with his slick presentation, Obummer:

        Assassinated 4 US citizens with drone strikes.

        Waged war on Libya without congressional approval.

        Started a covert, drone war in Yemen.

        Escalated the proxy war in  Somalia.

        Escalated the CIA drone war in Pakistan.

        Sharply escalated the war in Afghanistan.

        Initiated, and personally oversaw a ‘Secret Kill List’.

        Backed neo-Nazis in Ukraine.

        Need Tubularsock go on.

        And this was all while he was given the Nobel Peace Prize which did help to clear up any doubt how much of a sham that bullshit award happens to be!

        And just to add frosting to this recipe of destruction: Despite campaign pledges, planned a $1 trillion program to add more nuclear weapons to the US arsenal in the next 30 years.

        So, as much as Tubularsock finds the Dump disgusting, Obomber is not a favorite of Tubularsock as much as Tubularsock would like it to be otherwise.

        Thanks for you comment.

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  4. Tube,
    How could you malign chickens like that? Chickens are too intelligent to participate in this dog-and-pony show.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now hold your horses KO. Tubularsock was not fowl enough to “malign chickens”!

      That was taken from the New York Post cover story on chicken shit McConnell. The best Tubularsock could do was feed the chickens.

      Just so you understand the pecking order here.

      Your concern for fowl is admirable but Bitch McConnell is foul enough to warrant this style of attack even if it edges on foulness upon fowl, in Tubularsock’s opinion.

      An egg in the hand is scrambled in the Bush and Tubularsock is not going back to that asshole!

      Thank you for your comment and barnyard politics aside we haven’t even discussed the drift of pigs in detail yet! Swine run abundant in Washington, D.C.!

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      • Washington is a regular jungle full of hawks, snakes, rats, and even dinosaurs. Then there are the worms that chickens like to eat.

        Love your puns. I noticed when I first started keeping chickens how punny they can be, and they are cute little cluckers. The roosters are especially cocky.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock believes that we currently have a punny cocky clucker as President currently which has become a greater problem for the entire barnyard. Puck-Puck-Puck him!

        Cheers.

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        I hear that they’re making a sequel to an old popular movie slated to be called “Swine Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Thought I should throw that in while the stew is still hot.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Wow, Sha’Tara, “Swine Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

        Tubularsock loves this. What a great title and so right on the money.

        Tubularsock has already bought advanced tickets!

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  5. Sha'Tara says:

    In all fairness to a very nice, fuzzy and cute ass looking fruit, I think the word “peach” should be removed from the word “impeachment.” Then in all fairness to the concept, you should start with George Washingtoon and fire every US president’s ass all the way to the current stooge.

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    • tubularsock says:

      OMG, we are really going to attempt to discuss “fruit” here. Tubularsock has not even mentioned Lindsey Graham!

      Oh, peach.

      Well, if you remove “peach” from impeachment you’d have Imment and if one really got imment with the past Presidents you’d find that you are correct about firing the lot.

      But that is water under the Delaware now.

      Currently we as a country haven’t enough gusto to remove the current psychopath because it appears that the abused Republican’ts seem to be accustom to their abusive daddy. Go figure.

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  6. Batt Guano says:

    Teddy Roosevelt, who wanted war with Spain over the rebellion in Cuba in 1898. was disappointed with President William McKinley when he wouldn’t initially ask Congress for a declaration of war. Yes, presidents actually asked Congress for authorization for going to war in those days.
    Privately, Roosevelt told colleagues McKinley had “the back bone of a chocolate eclair.” Well that’s the kind of back bone Republicans have today. And right at the end of that back bone is where they bend over to take yet after one from President Trump.If Trump gets re-elected there’s going to be a lot of Republicans walking with a limp.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Batt, let Tubularsock tell you that a raw Republican’t’s asshole is the least of Tubularsock’s worries.

      What a morally corrupt and pitiful country this country has become. And look no further than your next door neighbors and the people you work with ……. eunuchs at a gang bang!

      Cheers!

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  7. sojourner says:

    Tube, here is just one example of why this Zionist owned capitalist piglet should be impeached, as should have every other president since JFK, not that he was perfect:

    https://www.davidicke.com/article/563204/trump-regime-scheme-century-supporting-apartheid-not-peace-might-right

    Not because Bill’s incoherent and criminal bitch lost!

    The entire thing is a circus, a freak/side show, meant to keep those morons who still love this piece of shit political system distracted from what the hell is really going on.

    To me, I see NO difference between the democrats and republicans, This entire government needs to be impeached, or DONE AWAY WITH, and with extreme prejudice.

    Tube, it’s time to throw in the towel. Your American dream is a fucked up nightmare!

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, interesting article of David Icke. Tubularsock is still working out his “Lizzy” theory which Tubularsock has found a great deal of merit based on Tubularsock’s observations.

      You are just upset that Trump has brought peace to the Middle East with his BEST and PERFECT U.S./Israel deal.

      Who else could bring PEACE so BIGLY?

      And it is such a deal for Palestine …….. give up and crawl into a hole and die! Oh sure there will be “economic” advantages. Isn’t that what EVERYONE wants? Give up your soul for cash? Sure it is!

      And now that we agree once again, sojourner, let Tubularsock explain the American Dream that you believe Tubularsock owns because of your use of the word “Your” in your statement.

      If you would take the blinders from your eyes sojourner, you too would see that almost every true American lives behind a PERFECT WHITE picket fence on a PERFECT suburban cul de sac, with a PERFECT marriage with three children.

      What could possibly go awry with that formula, sojourner?

      It is getting more like Walt Disney’s Disneyland everyday with the growth of a fascist state of love thy neighbor and remove the “aliens”, which brings us full circle back to Icke’s Lizzies. (nicely done Tubularsock)

      Cheers.

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  8. Just to clarify: did the prostitutes piss on the bed or on Trump’s face. I could see them pissing on his face because that’s a common sexual fetish. But on the bed? I only know of one instance of Milton Erickson prescribing that a married couple hold hands and piss on the bed as a cure for (his) bedwetting. It’s an example of paradoxical intention that has fallen out of fashion recently.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Ohhhh. The things that you know DrB.

      Tubularsock marvels at your perverse knowledge and your need to know just how well the prostitutes could aim their equipment to complete their assigned task.

      So on your behalf, DrB. Tubularsock rewound the VCR tape again and with a series of measuring devices and a telescopic lens and selected beakers and test tubes in order to precisely measure the amount and direction of the urine proceeded with scientific precision to find the answer for your urine studies that have pissed off so many of your colleagues.

      And it was clearly the bed not Trump’s face.

      And the amazing FACT, Trump no longer wets his bed! Thank you Milton Erickson!

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  9. selizabryangmailcom says:

    T-Sock: Thanks. Yeah, I meant Lybia (not Syria). DUH. (duh to me, not you).
    Hey, definitely not trying to get you or anyone else to fall in love with Obama (as if that could happen!) I’m just saying his laundry list is very bad, internationally at least, but his goal was not to tear this country apart no matter what the cost or because he saw himself as superior to melanated individuals.

    I do get it that he was a politician in the end and not inspired and no different from the others–EXCEPT for IT. I don’t think anyone, including Bush II, maybe even Reagan, can be included in the same breath as IT. Well, maybe the one who came after Lincoln got killed. (too lazy to look him up) He definitely turned the country back to before the Civil War started and, like IT, tried to undo everything Lincoln had accomplished.

    Here’s a question then: what US presidents DO you like, if any? Jimmy Carter? Ford? Ford just didn’t have time to “do” anything. Isn’t the issue that the people who want to become president are ego-driven, because you have to be in order to want or think you’d be good at a job like that, and once the ego has that power, all power corrupts…..and manifests in different ways according to the personality that wields it?

    Do you think the presidential process is broken/antiquated/smacks of “kings and queens”/ should be replaced with another process….and if so, what? As long as we have presidents, we’ll have ego-driven people (generally the elite) making the decisions and setting us down the paths which usually in the end only benefit their “kind”–generally the elite. And men (and women) are human and flawed and pressured to do things they may not want to do and not strong….. so…..who do you like? And if it’s no one, what should we do instead?

    Thanks
    Stacey

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    • tubularsock says:

      Stacey, forget any “DUH”s …… it is difficult for anyone to remember all the countries the U.S. is continually at war with …. Tubularsock sympathize with you.

      As for what Tubularsock is looking for in political leaders are those who have principled visions for a positive direction for our country. And stands for SOMETHING!

      What we have continually had to put up with are self centered charlatans who talk from two sides of their mouth and work not for the people but for their and their moneyed interests advantage.

      In truth, as a country, from the “Founding-Fathers” on, the wealthy have controlled the direction of the nation. And our history is not exactly exemplar.

      And yes, they are human after all (ok except Dick Cheney and “IT”) but someone that has just basic “common-sense” and has a moral knowledge of what is Right and what is Wrong. And Tubularsock is talking right and wrong on a basic level before rationalization takes over and convolutes it.

      And sure, Tubularsock realizes that there will never be a “perfect” leader BUT that is the direction we should be looking toward not following every retard with an orange face that comes along and promises making America fake again!

      If Tubularsock had to pick anyone that at least presented a spark of energy toward real change in a positive direction it would be JFK but as time wore on even he faltered in foreign policy massively by pushing ahead with Eisenhower’s direction of sending more troops into Vietnam.

      Even at the time those who really knew SE Asian history (Tubularsock among them but not at an official level) warned against the move but JFK pushed ahead and the mess continued only because every President’s ego from that point on kept the U.S. murdering hundreds of thousands of PEOPLE.

      So even with JFK he had his limits. But he would be the closest that Tubularsock can get to somebody that had potential.

      Jimmy Carter didn’t have a chance. He was a humanist and moral but those skills up against a gang of thieves are limited if one doesn’t have the “killer” instincts as well. A difficult set of working skills to balance. Jimmy lacked the latter.

      As for what form of government, there’s the rub!

      Tubularsock doesn’t see much hope in our county’s direction. Money has solidified control and war makes money for the powerful so that will continue UNTIL parents wake up and save their own children from being killed by NOT BEING fooled that it is proud to serve ……. FUCK THAT, you imbeciles!

      But change could happened but it will be an uphill battle.

      NOT BUYING shit and Boycotting products on a large scale would work very well in changing things.

      Jumping to Public Banks in huge numbers would change the current system radically.

      And getting money out of politics by refusing to vote for any candidate that accepts money from any group or corporation.

      But for any real change to actually happen we would need a TOTAL rearrangement of public consciousness.

      And that my friend is the pipe dream of all pipe dreams when faced with “American Exceptionalism”! (something Obummer believes in!)

      Tubularsock thanks you for the questions, Stacey.

      And it was Andrew Johnson that took over after Lincoln walked into a bullet. (Tubularsock just had to look it up. Some things just have to be done for Tubularsock to have a restful night sleep.)

      And whatever you do ……. Don’t take any wooden escudos!

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  10. selizabryangmailcom says:

    Thanks, T-sock, for the detailed response. Totally agree. TOTALLY AGREE. But you summed it up in the last third: “But for any real change to actually happen we would need a TOTAL rearrangement of public consciousness.” Public banks, not buying shit, boycotting important events….that is a different world, one we don’t occupy. Hopefully it won’t take a calamity to shake things up. But sometimes that works too.
    And Johnson. Yes! Thanks.
    And wooden escudos–no way, Jose!

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