Tubularsock

JERRY FALWELL JR. — AMEN, THANK YOU JESUS!

 

Now because Tubularsock believes that Tubularsock IS GOD it has always been difficult to understand organized christianity. You know, the churches christianity.

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the Gnostics were the group which came closest to what Jesus was talking about but like all REAL truthers the organized christian churches attempted to persecute and eliminate them in order to attempt to control the masses rather than search for the truth.

However, Tubularsock doesn’t want to get off track here because where we are headed will substantiate what most mothers advised all along one’s life journey.

And that is ………… “be careful of who your friends are and who you hang out with”. And the reason is you just might “pick up” and become associated with a soiled reputation.

Another odd thing that is mixed into this tale is the UNBELIEVABLE STUPIDITY of teens and even younger children that will take pictures of their “private parts” and post them on Instagram and the like for all to see.

“Dick Pic” galore!

Now we all remember Anthony Weiner and all that hullabaloo with the BULGE and sending it to a 15 year old girl over the internet. Remember?

In truth Tubularsock has tried to forget. However Weiner was a politician so, well ……..
they have a lot of time on and even perhaps in their hands. Whatever!

And a name like Weiner? ……. Sigmund Freud would have a field day!

But when a grown adult man hasn’t the brain power to understand NOT to send out damaging photos on a public forum then THAT is, well just DUMB!

And then when this Dumb-Man is a major religious “leader” on top of that AND the President of a major Religious University then that is when it turns FUNNY!

Now if you don’t know about one of the leading evangelical Christian Universities, Liberty University, then you have missed one of the BIGGEST JOKES going down.

Now beside a tainted viewpoint about reality, Liberty students have to follow a very strict
“moral” code of conduct which they can be expelled or disciplined by the school if broken.

Saints be praised, ENTER STAGE VERY RIGHT the University President Jerry Falwell Jr.!

PRICELESS!

 

 

Now sure, being on a party yacht with friends ……… what’s the problem?

And hanging out with a “friend” drinking “black water” …….. what’s the problem?

And well, attending a themed party centered around the TV show “Trailer Park Boys” which Liberty U. students would be disciplined for even watching the TV show due to its
off-color humor centered around sex, drugs, alcohol and foul language, ahhh ………. what’s the problem?

Well, somehow Jerry missed the memo.

BUT IT IS NOT JERRY’S FAULT from Tubularsock’s point of view.

It is the fault of hanging around the “wrong crowd”. (THANKS MOM!)

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