JERRY FALWELL JR. — AMEN, THANK YOU JESUS!

 

Now because Tubularsock believes that Tubularsock IS GOD it has always been difficult to understand organized christianity. You know, the churches christianity.

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the Gnostics were the group which came closest to what Jesus was talking about but like all REAL truthers the organized christian churches attempted to persecute and eliminate them in order to attempt to control the masses rather than search for the truth.

However, Tubularsock doesn’t want to get off track here because where we are headed will substantiate what most mothers advised all along one’s life journey.

And that is ………… “be careful of who your friends are and who you hang out with”. And the reason is you just might “pick up” and become associated with a soiled reputation.

Another odd thing that is mixed into this tale is the UNBELIEVABLE STUPIDITY of teens and even younger children that will take pictures of their “private parts” and post them on Instagram and the like for all to see.

“Dick Pic” galore!

Now we all remember Anthony Weiner and all that hullabaloo with the BULGE and sending it to a 15 year old girl over the internet. Remember?

In truth Tubularsock has tried to forget. However Weiner was a politician so, well ……..
they have a lot of time on and even perhaps in their hands. Whatever!

And a name like Weiner? ……. Sigmund Freud would have a field day!

But when a grown adult man hasn’t the brain power to understand NOT to send out damaging photos on a public forum then THAT is, well just DUMB!

And then when this Dumb-Man is a major religious “leader” on top of that AND the President of a major Religious University then that is when it turns FUNNY!

Now if you don’t know about one of the leading evangelical Christian Universities, Liberty University, then you have missed one of the BIGGEST JOKES going down.

Now beside a tainted viewpoint about reality, Liberty students have to follow a very strict
“moral” code of conduct which they can be expelled or disciplined by the school if broken.

Saints be praised, ENTER STAGE VERY RIGHT the University President Jerry Falwell Jr.!

PRICELESS!

 

 

Now sure, being on a party yacht with friends ……… what’s the problem?

And hanging out with a “friend” drinking “black water” …….. what’s the problem?

And well, attending a themed party centered around the TV show “Trailer Park Boys” which Liberty U. students would be disciplined for even watching the TV show due to its
off-color humor centered around sex, drugs, alcohol and foul language, ahhh ………. what’s the problem?

Well, somehow Jerry missed the memo.

BUT IT IS NOT JERRY’S FAULT from Tubularsock’s point of view.

It is the fault of hanging around the “wrong crowd”. (THANKS MOM!)

Yep, you guessed it:

 

 

Comments
    • Sha'Tara says:

      Mine too! It’s like reaching for an apple in the box under the bed and plunging it into a slimy mess because every apple in the box is rotten. I’m reminded of this biblical quote (NIV bible) “The world and its desires pass away, but whoever does the will of God lives forever.” If there’s any truth to that at least we know where these slimes are going… unless of course what they are doing is the will of God. Is it, Tube?

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      • tubularsock says:

        Sha’Tara, you have come to the right place and you have ask your question to the correct individual. Tubularsock thanks you for your brilliance!

        First, let Tubularsock answer your plebeian question. NEVER store apples under your bed! Under your bed is ALWAYS where the Russians hide which helps you to understand why you don’t want to store Vodka under there either!

        Now that that question has been handled at its core, let Tubularsock proceed to your question with its religious overtones.

        There is no “will of God” because that concept is devised by “thinking” and “thinking” is made up as it is created. What needs to be understood is that “GOD IS” there is no place or time or being. Place, Time, Being are all “mind”.

        Entire existence is in constant movement ALL THE TIME (without time as we think it) and the attempt to “pinpoint” constant movement is a fools errand because as you place a stick in a stream the flow handles it from there.

        It is best summed up by Lao Tzu when he said, “It is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of a dwelling depends”.

        Which points out that what is and what is not make up the whole.

        Yet running around half clad with a young “chick” with a bottle of Vodka on a yacht of deviates could be a type of flow that Tubularsock may had been willing to flow with but only as a philosophical study. Any thing for knowledge, don’t you know!

        Thanks Sha’Tara. Tubularsock hopes that helps.

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    • tubularsock says:

      LT, take two aspirin and call Tubularsock in the morning. Often it feels better if you send a religious paragon, such as Tubularsock, cash.

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  1. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    Show me one of these holier than thou evangelical types and I’ll show you a first class fornicator (in private at least) every time. When these religious yahoos talk about loving everybody they ain’t talking about humanitarian love. They’re really thinking about getting down & dirty.So of course this inspires a poem.To all the sinners of the world:

    Oh Lord won’t you save my soul…
    From the evils of this world…
    Walking the straight and narrow path..
    Is my one and only goal…
    But there’s so many temptations…
    Along the way…
    So many opportunities
    To frolic…sin… and play…
    Spare me the attractions..
    Of power and money…
    Or of the flesh of an attractive honey…
    Or ego and vanity and downright pride…
    And Swiss bank accounts I’ve learned how to hide…
    Lead me to the path of glory….
    To honesty and truth…
    Guide my actions every day…
    And let me forge an inspiring story along the way..

    Hallelujah! And may all the members of Liberty University be required to take this oath..starting with the President Falwell himself.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Batt, Tubularsock is so glad that a little religious titillation brought out poetic arousal for you. Sometimes sexually suggestive images or words will bring out in Tubularsock a need to fondle verbs and pronouns with intense stimulation to the complete culmination of a perfect sentence.

      But grammar aside verbal fornication can be a form of unsafe sex. That is why Tubularsock is currently wearing a mask. One can not be too safe.

      Thanks once again for the poem.

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  2. DB says:

    “Now because Tubularsock believes that Tubularsock IS GOD it has always been difficult to understand organized christianity. You know, the churches christianity.”

    So this is explains why we’re all so fucked up!;-)

    Yep, gotta love these yacht going bible thumpers!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now DB, let us not cast stones unless you light the joint first.

      God, aka Tubularsock, takes no responsibility for those who don’t heed the
      “TUBE- COMMANDMENTS” ……….. “Thou shall not.”

      As for “. . . yacht going bible thumpers” you aren’t suggesting Noah and that boat load of animals had something going on, Are You?

      “May The Tube Be With You”, amen.

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  3. swo8 says:

    That’s his daughter by his side, I’m assuming. She could pull up her shorts or at least button them up.
    Leslie

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    • tubularsock says:

      Leslie, interesting. Tubularsock doesn’t know but if that was the case then it may even be worse (in some circles) than if it was some stranger with his and her pants down.

      Don’t you think.

      Yet, maybe they were just getting ready to read the Bible together in the nude and baptize themselves with “Black Water”.

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  4. Black water? As opposed to gray water you mean? Black water is currently illegal in New Plymouth, but we’re trying to get the by-law changed. I’m not sure you would want to drink it, though. Possibly if it was your own.

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    • tubularsock says:

      DrB, Tubularsock has a feeling that “black water” and “gray water”, you don’t want to drink EVEN if it is one’s own.

      Just something about the concept.

      Odd that in New Plymouth they had to go as far as making it ILLEGAL to drink it. Seem not exactly a swift group of people living in New Plymouth.

      Tubularsock believes ……. BLACK WATER MATTERS. Do you think it will catch on?

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    Many religious types say “we should stand naked before the Lord…” Ol’ Jerry baby was just taking the first steps…If I can paraphrase Abe Lincoln for a moment…”The Lord must truly have loved sinners..because he made so many of them..”

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  6. Opher says:

    Didn’t the bible say something about not being a hypocrite?? Didn’t Jerry read that bit Tub?? Or is he misunderstood?

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