Well that’s clear …………………………
The Democrats have debated ………………….
When a country sinks this low, overthrowing it may be the ONLY solution.
Don’t vote ……….. REVOLT!
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WTF AMERICA?
Posted: October 13, 2015 in 2016 Presidential ElectionTags: 2016 Presidential Election
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CARLY’S DEAD STEP-DAUGHTER
Posted: September 23, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Alcoholism, Carly Fiornia, Drug Abuse, Prescription drug abuse, Psychology, September 11Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, alcoholism, Carly Fiornia, prescription drug abuse
CARLY’S DEAD STEP-DAUGHTER
If you watched the 2nd Republican Debate (debate being a misnomer) you found all the same boring, empty minded drivel as per usual. No surprises there.
But what really stood out to Tubularsock wasn’t Donnie Trump and the Art Of The Bull Shit or the Sad-Sack monotony of Jeb Bush’s my brother “kept us safe” in contrast to the twin towers and building #7 coming down in a controlled demolition as George the Stupid spent his time reading about a goat.
No, what took the cake for Tubularsock was Carly Fiornia’s MY DEAD STEP-DAUGHTER!
Now Tubularsock would be compassionate but Carly is totally and completely FULL OF SHIT and she had the nerve to display her total lack of concern and caring for Lori, her dead step-daughter, by lying to the American public about Lori’s death.
Lori died in 2009 and yes it is sad and yes compassion is due but to use her death as an example as a call for opposition to marijuana is plain disingenuous on Carly’s part.
Here is the truth:
The death of Lori HAD NOTHING to do with marijuana! PERIOD!
Lori died from an addiction to “. . . abusing prescription drugs, alcoholism and bulimia.”
Now if Carly had come out and said that the pharmaceutical companies and the alcohol producers were to blame for her daughter Lori’s death at least she would have identified the correct substance abuse Lori suffered from.
But no Carly LIED! She said earlier this year that she was against recreational and medical marijuana legalization because it “. . . lands very personally . . .” to her step-daughter’s death.
But forty-four people die from prescription drug abuse A DAY in the United States but marijuana has NEVER resulted in an overdose fatality!
THAT IS NEVER! But you didn’t see Carly call for more oversight on handing out prescription drugs now did you.
Carly also said that we are “. . . misleading young people when we tell them that marijuana is just like having a beer. It’s not.” And THAT is true. It is worse. Almost 90,000 people a year die abusing alcohol! But you didn’t see Carly calling out for more restrictions on alcohol now did you.
No Carly Fiornia, used her supposed loving daughter’s death to gain false political points for an issue that has nothing to do with her step-daughter’s death.
TALK ABOUT WALKING ON LORI’S GRAVE! Which may be some insight why Lori was so lost.
And then all that “gateway drug” bull shit and all that “. . . the marijuana they smoke today isn’t like the marijuana Jeb smoked forty years ago . . .”!
No, the marijuana one smokes today in places where it is legal has been tested and separated into different types of “highs”. So as in the past one could never be sure what they were buying off the streets under legal pot smoking that risk has been removed.
So in truth, smoking legal pot is safer than 40 years ago!
BUT PRESCRIPTION DRUGS WITH DOCTORS AS PUSHERS ARE FAR MORE RISKIER TODAY THAN 40 YEARS AGO. And that is due to the fact that the FDA is in bed with big-pharma and profit wins over safety.
And as for that factious “gateway” drug argument, did you know that EVERY person who drinks water dies sometime during their lifetime?
A POLITICAL TRUTH?
Posted: September 9, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
NEWS FIT TO HAPPEN!
Posted: September 3, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, China, NSATags: 2016 Presidential Election, CIA, NSA
Formation at the parade in Beijing: soldiers must fulfill sometimes especially choreographic tasks in times of cyber wars. The question that has arisen by the NSA about this photograph is:
“ARE THE CHINESE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?
CIA analysts have been tasked to break this Chinese Puzzle Code or CPC as it is known at Headquarters.
Because of the complex nature of the CPC the NSA and the CIA has ask for public input which can be accomplished in the comments by clicking the little red number in the upper right top of this article.
THIS INFORMATION IS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY AND WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THREE SECONDS.
TUBULARSOCK’S HISTORY IN THE MAKING!
Posted: August 14, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, DelusionalTags: 2016 Presidential Election, MIKE HUCKABEE
TRUMP-OH-MAGIC
Posted: August 8, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Republican Debate, REPUBLICANSTags: 2016 Presidential Election
TRUMP-O-MAGIC
Now Tubularsock recently has been leaving his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA at 3AM in the morning and riding his bicycle about the city. Tubularsock calls this stealth-exercise.
But riding through empty streets in the crisp-air and very little traffic is a good way to do some thinking. So Tubularsock has been thinking.
You know how we Americans are accused of being a celebrity culture? And you also already know that we ARE a celebrity culture. The question really is, is there ANY CULTURE in celebrity?
Well if you had any doubt to this “charge” of celebrity culture the First Republican “Debate” has made it clear.
Twenty-four million people tuned into that “debate”. Twenty-four million! For a political “debate” in the U.S. of A.!
And according to CNNMoney that figure “tripled the largest audience for any previous debate” in the history of the United States!
That was One-million MORE than the viewership of the last game of the 2014 World Series and even Letterman’s last show viewership was only 13.7 million and Letterman IS a celebrity!
And you know why everyone tuned in …….. Donald Trump.
And out of all the potential Republican candidates who is the ONLY ONE who stated HE HAD “WON” the debate? Donald Trump!
And who was the only potential candidate who had nearly every statement he made quoted the following day in the maimed-stream-press ……. Donald Trump.
And who hasn’t a ghost of a chance of being picked to be the Republican Presidential Candidate ………… Donald Trump.
Yet, 24 million people tuned in to see just what The Donald was going to do.
Tubularsock had more fun trying to find a way to watch The Donald than watching this boring collection of pre-paid corporate slave-boys act like they had an independent thought.
BORING.
Now if you didn’t have cable TV then you couldn’t really watch this debate. Now this is a debate for the possible leader of the United States. A possible President for all the people not just those with access to cable TV. But unless you had cable access a citizen wasn’t able to watch it ……. in theory.
Tubularsock has no TV so had to hunt down a way to watch it other than the way FOX had created so as to have a revenue stream for advertising.
In those situations the solution is always …… YouTube.
On YouTube there is always someone and usually dozens of people who are streaming everything either by screen-capture or filming it off a TV and showing it on their YouTube Channel.
It is always the go-to-to-go-around.
The quality isn’t always that good but just how much of that Republican-Shit can one take anyway?
The bottom line is: Even The Donald isn’t interesting enough to carry this amount of boredom!
One thing for sure …… the next “debate” won’t have the numbers again. The public wants a show from our celebrities and when they don’t produce the interest declines.
Just how often can you really watch THE KOCH BROTHERS’ THE PRICE IS RIGHT?
SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?
Posted: August 5, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Republican DebateTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Republican Debate
SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?
Now today Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C from Oakland, CA and thinking about the principle of septic tanks. You see a septic tank has to be vented in order to allow the gasses that shit produces to be released. A 2” vent usually does the trick.
Now in large cities the sewer treatment plants often burns off that gas but a single septic tank just releases that gas into the atmosphere.
And of course Tubularsock believes that there is a correlation between shit, gas and the Republican debate that is being hosted by a huge producer of gas …. Fox Ooze.
And the only reason an intelligent being would even watch this is ……..
Ok. An intelligent being wouldn’t but let Tubularsock say that you are just absorbed in the absurd and haven’t really got a life so go ahead, dial it in.
No really. It is going to be well viewed by a huge number for only ONE REASON ……
You already know …… DONALD TRUMP.
Now you know how boring these silly “debates” are whether it’s a Democrat or Republican “debate” it is empty. It’s all show and no go ………
But because Donny may just go off ……. well that is why it will be watched and it will be well watched. Just for the possibility of A REALITY TV SHOW spin.
It does put a great deal of pressure on Trump because he’s the show.
Now Tubularsock noticed that Sarah Palin has stated that Trump is the candidate for “Joe-Six-Pack” and who could argue with that?
Sarah wrote, “The elites are shocked by Trump’s dominance, but everyday Americans aren’t. Everywhere I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed-up Joe Six-Pack Americans, the folks I meet commiserate about wussified slates of politicians, but then unsolicited, they whisper their appreciation for Trump because he has the guts to say it like it is.”
Well yes, why not. And with Trump’s strong foreign policy platform anchored by a higher, longer, thicker border wall between Mexico and the U.S., out dealing Putin in deal making and surrounding ISSI …….. why worry?
No, Tubularsock is excited. Tubularsock would only add a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the West Coast to keep those “Chinks” out and a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Atlantic Coast to keep the “Huns” at bay and YES on a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Canadian border to keep us from being attacked by Canadian Mountie Terrorists. Then we are sure to be safe.
And with Tubularsock’s additional higher, longer thicker border walls Tubularsock is talken’ so high that we would even keep Icarus out! And that dude flies really high if legend is correct. We as true Americans don’t want any Greek immigrants coming here and ruining American blood lines, now do we!
So Sarah and Don and Tubularsock are on the same page BUT PERHAPS a different book.
Oh my, Tubularsock has digressed.
Well, in reality within the illusion in which we occupy, the show will go on but the deal is already completed.
Donald could go any which way at the debate but Jeb will come off like a fucking boy scout and he has already won the nomination anyway and he’ll run against Hillary who will win the 2016 election.
The deal has already been agreed to and all the rest is the show.
It is best to remember the words of the late George Carlin when it comes to politics:
“. . . it’s a big club and you ain’t in it . . . You see, the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American dream. Cause ya have to be asleep to believe it.”
TRAILER-PARK, LIKE TOTALLY!
Posted: July 29, 2015 in 2016 Presidential ElectionTags: 2016 Presidential Election
TRAILER-PARK, LIKE TOTALLY!
As Tubularsock sits on his underground deck outside his top floor corner office of his typical underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA … he ponders.
There is a stereotype in American Culture of the “trailer-park mentality and lifestyle”. It usually equates with “lowlife”. People that are similar to “carney people” without the talent.
Aimless people. People who have no roots in the community but live on the outskirts of town and are poorly educated and alcoholic and prone to drugs.
Well like all stereotypes some of these things are true about the “trailer-park mentality and lifestyle” but far more are false.
But Tubularsock is going to focus on the parts of the stereotype that are true. The part that the movies usually focuses on …… the lowlife.
And you know who comes to mind?
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump. No really, close your eyes, lean back and just think for a minute ……. can you picture “trailer-park mentality and lifestyle” here?
It really isn’t that big of a stretch.
Both of them have money but they just have that Trailer-Park vibe. Both are crass and have absolutely NO CLASS. Money can buy them an image as long as they don’t open their mouths ……. then, even their fairy godmother can’t put the obvious back into the bottle!
They both also crystalize the Ugly American personification. Loud, rude, shallow, pushy, entitled and pompous.
It is just the way they purport themselves. And they both have ended up at the pinnacle of the American Success Story ……. running for President of the United States. But far from the 1939 Mr. Smith Goes To Washington movie fantasy. Mr. Smith had intelligence, common sense, and principals. Sarah and Don lack ALL of those attributes. And so does our Nation even in 1939!
But who else do we have rushing to convince all of us that they could run the country?
Oh sure, Tubularsock but that could only happen if overnight the American public became enlightened and small chance of that happening.
And then there is the issue of Tubularsock’s Foreign Policy platform:
If Tubularsock became President Tubularsock would give North America back to the indigenous peoples and force all non-brownish citizens to move to Israel.
The neo-cons love Israel so much lets go fucking live there. A neo-con wet-dream and Tubularsock is right on board with that. And then we could all hang around the wailing wall and bitch.
Oh sure, this is all in the planning stage and some of the details will have to be worked out. But as soon as Tubularsock gets his closet together shit will change!
Yes, closet ……. a cabinet is way too small for Tubularsock’s ideas.
But then there is the Super Pac Folks sad sack Jeb and boring Hillary they lack class as well, in fact they are both pathetic examples of Americana.
Now there is also Bernie and Tubularsock thinks that out of all of them Bernie does have intelligence, common sense, and principals and in the American political arena that is not the qualifications Wall Street is looking for, in fact Bernie hasn’t got a chance.
No ……. it’s Hillary. In the closed door decision makers lairs it has been decided.
Tubularsock knows you think your vote counts …… it does, for Hillary. Jeb has already been told. The “votes” are in all that is left is the circus.
Don’t you remember? The rabble needs the circus.
PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT #5
Posted: July 26, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton, Jeb BushTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Campaign Contributions
This is a paid political announcement and does not reflect the editorial position or implied endorsement of any political candidate even if TUBULARSOCK is by far the best and most qualified candidate running for President of the United States of America in 2016.
The following is a paid political message:
Now Tubularsock knows that Hillary has the Clinton Foundation as her “contributions” dodge and Jeb has his Daddy’s’ Carlyle Group but Tubularsock is as pure as the driven snow. But in truth, Tubularsock does enjoy Wonton Soup.
TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY
Posted: July 25, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Delusional, InfallbiilityTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, foreign policy, war
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