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Well, Tubularsock wishes it WAS rocket science but it’s not. And there isn’t even any really well executed trickery either.

What we have here is pretty much an open and shut case of not paying attention to basic common sense.

And yet the buyer’s remorse Tubularsock can here now.

Obama is the perfect example ………

The message was “hope and change” much like a Porsche makes you sexy ……. NOT SO, for those weaker in the mind!

But with just a tiny bit of reading one could have found out what Obama really stood for and believed in, by his record ……. and “hope and change” wasn’t even part of Obama’s belief system.

Rhetoric is what “hope and change” is called …… or bull shiten’ if we want the truth of the matter.

The real Obama WAS his record and after he was elected he continued to promote his record AND THEN the realization that that Porsche DIDN’T MAKE YOU SEXY came home to roost.

Yet, Tubularsock still hears within the echo chamber that Obama’s attempts at “hope and change” were dashed by those mean old Republicans. Horse shit!

Remember “looking forward not back”? Sure you do. Tubularsock didn’t see a Republican get in his way there. And really, the “looking forward not back” pretty much defines that there wasn’t really going to be any “hope and change” …. PERIOD!

Remember Obama’s belief in TRANSPARENCY? Sure you do. Tubularsock never heard a Republican attempt to prevent him from that!

Remember his belief in PEACE? Sure you do. Did any Republican force him into the drone program?

Remember the Corporate Health Care Plan? The Republican were obstructionist there but a health care plan that couldn’t negotiate drug prices and was forced on the public was not too far off the mark of Republican thinking anyway.

Remember his support of the bailouts for the rich and fuck the middle class. Sure you do. Oh, that was a traditional Republican program. None stood in the way there!

Obama was worse than an Uncle Tom Neegro, Obama was a step-en’-fetch-it-Neegro!

And his slavery mentality went right for the White Plantation Owners ……. “Yes’em!”

And that Guantanamo thingee ……… Both Democrats and Republicans wanted Guantanamo and so did Obama. All show and no go! And all that talk about Guantanamo not being part of “American Values”, as he droned the shit out of the world, seemed a bit hypocritical, don’t you think?

And the Nobel Peace Prize ….. ok, it does go to show you that that ol’ Norwegian humor is alive and well!

BUT HE WAS THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT.

Tubularsock’s sorry but THAT isn’t a credential for being a President.

Nor is being THE FIRST WOMEN PRESIDENT.

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All the truth you need to understand on how it all works by George Carlin in 4 minutes and 49 seconds.

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Tubularsock has called this press conference today to say that Ted Cruz’s adventures into extramarital affairs
or Donald Trump’s romps with a variety of younger women are  JUST SHOCKING to Tubularsock.

Even Hillary, it has been rumored, has stepped out of line when it comes to marital fidelity.

And Bernie would have, it’s assumed, except Jane would have “cleaned-his-plow” among other things if he had done so!

In fact, if you look at the history of SEX in and around the White House, even if you exclude the Secret Service’s prostitutes, you would find that it is prolific.

So in Tubularsock’s continued effort to have a transparent Presidential Campaign and a complete open door policy in Tubularsock’s future Presidency, Tubularsock has to report to the American citizens that  THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER articles about Tubularsock are “GARBAGE”!

Tubularsock knows that Donald Trump in his continued jealousy over Tubularsock’s large hands and perfect hair has been having his publisher friends at THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER publish these disgusting attacks directed at Tubularsock!

 

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THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE! THEY ARE LYING FOR TRUMP! Plain and simple!

Now, it is true that in Tubularsock’s early days he was involved with June Cleaver. But only in the afternoons.

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And Tubularsock had a three-way with Annette and a guy named Mickey.

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“Those were the days, my friend ……… we thought they’d never end.”

But this was the foolishness of youth that we all know so well!

 

AND IT IS TRUE THAT:

Tubularsock did talk positions with Hillary.

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And bear relationships with Sarah.

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And the size of Brought Worst with Merkel.

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And, oh sure ……… torture, bondage, and leather with Condi.

 

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But these were ALL PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS!

So Tubularsock stands clear, honest and open. Just as he’d be as President.

Now, TED CRUZ ……… where do we go from here? Few Presidents have been able to keep it in their pants!

We as Americans already have to worry that if Hillary gets elected we’ll have to see the White House turned into

Bill Clinton’s Brothel! And you guys in Tubularsock Land hadn’t even thought of that to worry about! Or have you?

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The Presidential Race has been worse than a sitcom and the scary part is that one of these questionable individuals will REALLY BE the next President of the United States of America!

And just how does one compare them against each other?

Integrity? Well, Bernie has a little but the rest of them absolutely NONE!

Truthfulness? Well, they are political animals after all, so ………. NONE!

Transparency? Ok, Tubularsock was just kidding.

So that leaves you and Tubularsock with only one option ………. Hand Size. Which leaves Hillary with no hands at all.

 

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