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REP. JARED MOSKOWITZ — CUM NOW!

Posted: March 9, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, bull shit as an art form, DEMOCRATS, ethics training, Psychology
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Rep. Jared Moskowitz —- cum now!

Tubularsock just loves gossip. And the dumbness of gossip makes it funny.

No matter how Harsh it happens to be.

And often gossip is wayyyy off the mark and that is where the REAL fun starts.

Florida’s Representative in Congress, Jared Moskowitz sent out the following “tweet”:

It was meant as a joke but he awakened to the fact that it was, according to him, “inappropriate”.

Boy oh boy, Jared you aren’t much fun!

But this is where Tubularsock comes to the rescue! And on a WHITE horse, of course!

Jared, you have to be more accurate about GrandPa Joe the walking cadaver.

Your “cartoon” would be much closer to the truth with this rendition:

Jared, PedaJoe would have been intimidated by your rendition!

Tubularsock’s rendition pins the tail on the donkey!

Don’t thank Tubularsock now and please consult Tubularsock so he can keep you on track.

Tubularsock is positive that your communications director will be behind both of us.

Oh. And in your spare time maybe you could stop Israel from continuing the current GENOCIDE!

AI x AI = AI SQUARED

Posted: March 7, 2024 in American Exceptionalism, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, Delusional, Education, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, Reality
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Way back in the last century, Tubularsock taught high school history for many years until he discovered that in order to eat well, a person needed a job that paid enough so one could do just that.

As a teacher often you are paid a very low salary yet carry a huge responsibility, if one takes their career to heart. Now things have improved somewhat, but back in the good old days Tubularsock figured out that his hourly wage hovered at just about EIGHTY CENTS an hour.

Now this isn’t based on the time spent in the classroom, but on the time reading and commenting on the students’ work and creating lectures and activities to enhance a study that is not at the top of a teenager’s mind.

But today we as a culture have reached the pinnacle of teaching/student success.

And Tubularsock is speaking of AI !

Yes, AI!

Don’t think so? Well here is where we as a culture are headed, and the first beginnings are happening NOW!

Students have discovered that they can turn over ANY subject to their computer and plug in a subject and allow ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to write their paper for them.

However the student has nothing on the teacher!

Teachers can now take the papers they receive and hand them over to an AI program to READ AND CORRECT THEM!

So what we now have is AI collective knowledge being evaluated, corrected and graded by AI!

Finally! Just what is the purpose of the teacher and the student any longer?

JUST HOW PERFECT CAN IT GET?

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE is just HUMAN KNOWLEDGE at high speed.

Which means that when a human makes a mistake because human thought is always in slower motion than there is a possibility of correcting it before whatever disaster happens. Or at least sometimes.

When that same mistake is followed by AI, by the time AI recognizes it is an error AI has acted on it and bye-bye baby!

What’s next?

Think Junior Prom!

You sit home alone and plug in your AI and “date” your perfect date selection and dance the night away. AHHHH, what memories …… JUST PERFECT!

And the chance of pregnancy is foiled!

Here is looking for a bright and ideal future!

STEALTH, SEE IT CLEARLY!

Posted: September 18, 2023 in American Exceptionalism, ASSAULT WEAPONS, bull shit as an art form, MILITARY SPENDING, Psychology
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“HAVING ACCESS”?

Posted: April 5, 2023 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, Censorship, classified documents, IRAQ, ISIS, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Rule of Law, SYRIA, Ukraine
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Have you ever thought what “having access” means to the run of the mill “journalist”?

Access to what?

NOT THE TRUTH for sure

As Tubularsock watches another “press briefing” the main stream press corp asks the same old asinine questions and Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre drones on with enough bull shit to slow the entire sewer system ………. just WHY would anyone attend this activity?

A REAL journalist would put the time into live research rather than DEAD rhetoric. Which is why, if you haven’t noticed, there aren’t ANY REAL journalists in the front two rows of any Press Briefing because that is where the “like-think-corporate-stenographers” turn their asses to be penetrated.

If there are any REAL journalists in the room they are designated to the back of the room and never called on for fear of a REAL QUESTION about anything that has not been “pre-prescribed”.

You see, ANYTHING in a Press Briefing is exactly that …… BRIEF and usually a lie or misdirection in the guise of so called “informing the public”.

And really in truth the job of the Press Secretary is to lie and to obfuscate people than enlighten them. THAT IS THE JOB!

So Karine as well as Kayleigh and Jen and Sarah before ALL were excellent at lying for a salary of $180,000.00 a year! Not bad when it comes naturally.

So when Tubularsock calls them liars in truth it is a compliment.

THAT IS THE JOB TO BE DONE!

And they have the exact qualifications to do the job. A total lack of principles and integrity. And a wonderful springboard to a nice paying job as a news show commentator after they finish being Press Secretary. Network news is based, as well, on a total lack of principles and integrity.

And every time Karine takes the set up questions she immediately goes to “her answer book” and spouts the approved position that has been “pre-entered” to avoid any mistaken “truth”.

It all is a perfect ouroboros projection of the endless cycle that takes place in the Washington ethos.

It is obvious that disinformation and misinformation has been the bedrock of American journalism and yes there has always been true journalists who have stood up against the slings and arrows of “untruth” but always at a cost to their professional journalistic careers.

But now we have a state-corporate censorship regime with the intention of not only misinforming the public square but actually to mobilize and harness every sector of society under a singular technocratic rule. This is happening RIGHT NOW and most citizens haven’t even noticed! The trick is to make it look “convenient”! Seems to always work with the masses.

It is an insidious process of artificial intelligence and algorithmic “pre-censorship” that are invisibly encoded into the infrastructure of the internet and direct your inquiries in the direction away from what you want to know.

Have you noticed that certain videos on YouTube will disappear when you move your cursor toward them and this disappearance requires a determined effort to locate them again?

This is happening with all information that is being “relocated” to lessen exposure. THIS IS NOT random this is intentional!

Really, check it out for yourself. It has been happening to Tubularsock for some time. But perseverance is a virtue!

Have you also noticed that “disinformation” is always whatever THEY say it is. This isn’t just a Chinese or Russian totalitarian process it is the BACKBONE of American Democracy!

That is why Iraq, Vietnam, Syria, Ukraine, ad nauseam are just the intention and the results of projected force control of U.S. foreign policy in order to protect OUR financial interests.

If you EVER think that OUR foreign policy has a goal of protecting/defending “OTHERS” immediately wash your mind out with soap! Your mind NEEDS a much needed cleanse!

UKRAINE PIPE DREAMING

Posted: March 9, 2023 in bull shit as an art form, CIA, CIA TERRORISTS, Conspiracy theory, ESPIONAGE, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, Terrorism, Ukraine
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So Ukraine blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline without the U.S. or Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the President of Ukraine, knowing ANYTHING about it.

It appears that not even the blown out diminished Ukraine Navy knew anything about this despicable deed.

So much for all the high level observation equipment using surveillance drones and satellites to watch over the area. Maybe we should try balloons.

NOPE! No awareness of ANY wrong doing being done to that pipeline.

Now we come to find out from ahhhh, “reliable sources”, ahhhh, you know “new intelligence” from ahhhh, “new intelligence” seen by US officials suggests that a pro-Ukraine group attacked the Nord Stream 2 pipelines.

Well, that settles it for Tubularsock.

So THAT clears the U.S. from doing it as investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has claimed with facts and figures. While The White House National Security Council, CIA and State Department all asserted that his post was “utterly false and complete fiction”.

And gosh ……. who wouldn’t believe our own spy deceivers?

Hersh even claims that President Joe directed the attack! That may be pushing reality a bit in Tubularsock’s mind. Maybe President Joe was able to point out the Baltic Sea on a map thinking it was a lunch menu and his staff went from there.

Be that as it may, this “new intelligence” also absolves Russia from blowing up THEIR OWN pipeline which provided huge revenue to their country. BUT CAN YOU TRUST THEM?

But the U.S. Government promoted THAT LIE even when much of the public couldn’t figure out the logic themselves.

Which leaves us to the Ukrainian Government being absolved because ahhhh, Ukrainians can’t swim? Ukrainian’s boats don’t float? Zelensky needs another ten million dollars from the U.S. to ahhhh.

NEW INTELLIGENCE SHOWS, “The explosives were most likely planted with the assistance of experienced divers who did not appear to be linked to any military or intelligence service, the report said, raising the possibility that the saboteurs received specialized state-sponsored training in the past.”

Well of course. How silly of all of us not to think that “perhaps” random Ukrainian/anti-Putin Russian activists with sabotage operation experience and training and flashing forged passports would rent a yacht from a Poland based company owned by Ukrainian citizens and set off from the German port of Rostock.

A captain, two divers, two diving assistants and a doctor made up the group of five men and one woman, according to Germany’s ARD broadcaster and Zeit newspaper.

In the course of the further investigation, all leads to clarify the facts of the case will be pursued by Denmark, Germany, and Sweden who all have active investigation on going.

And because Denmark, Germany, and Sweden are so “honest” the Russians WHO OWN THE PIPELINE in the past and future will be denied access to evidence from the investigation.

Now that is comforting. What could go wrong?

Russia has called for a transparent international probe. Tubularsock wonders just why that is?

TRANSPARENT? You mean so EVERYONE can see the results?

HOW COULD ONE TRUST THAT? OPEN FOR ALL TO SEE? AN AMAZING CONCEPT!

For sure, Tubularsock knows that ain’t goin’ to happen!

CHINA ISSUES: and you think you have problems!

Posted: October 23, 2022 in bull shit as an art form, China
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Just why is it that Tubularsock has to learn everything the hard way?

But lesson learned!

Don’t criticize Xi Jinping’s fried rice!

And he didn’t like Tubularsock’s suggestion that he take Santa Catalina Island off the coast of California in exchange for Taiwan.

Picky, picky, picky!

Yet, at least Tubularsock got a free lunch.

CHINESE WATER TORTURE: DEMOCRAP STYLE.

Posted: September 1, 2022 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, corruption, Delusional, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
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NO ……… Tubularsock isn’t going to stand on the edge of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington,DC from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and scream a blood curdling scream. AND NO Tubularsock WILL NOT take his AK-47 with an extended magazine and wipe out all of Walmart.

But Tubularsock can see why those actions are taken.

THIS is what Tubularsock has been going through that has driven Tubularsock to the edge!

EVERYDAY for the last several weeks at least EIGHT times a day Tubularsock receives an

EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM:

Nancy Pelosi

Adam Schiff

Mary Trump

Martin Sheen

Eric Swalwell

Hakeem Jeffries

Pete Aguilar

Joaquin Castro

Marry Hakeem

Stacey Abrams

Beto O’Rourke

Barack Obama

Barack & Joe Together

Jamie Raskin

Raphael Warnock

Jon Ossoff

Kamala Harris

And the entire DCCC

Some of these people Tubularsock doesn’t even know who in the fuck they are and even worse they address Tubularsock in such familiar tones that one could think that they were “friends”
rather than drones of the Democraps.

“PLEADING” with Tubularsock! (the entire DCCC)

PRAISING Tubularsock as “. . . one of my very best grassroots supporters.” (Nancy)

Frightening Tubularsock with “. . . we’re desperate!” (the entire DCCC)

“BEGGING” Tubularsock: “I need your help like never before.” (Nancy)

“Imploring” Tubularsock: “. . . urgent call and defend our precious democracy . . .” (Adam)

And the list goes on and on and on.

AND WHY DO THEY “NEED” TUBULARSOCK?

………….. MONEY!

Why? ………… TO STOP THE “the fate of our Democratic Majority” FROM LOSING THE HOUSE!

AND MONEY IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!

Well, let Tubularsock lay out a perfect example of why Tubularsock wouldn’t give the Democraps’ a dime. Nor the Republicans as well. But they aren’t asking!

When THE CORPSE OF JOE won the Presidency his campaign promised was to:

  1. Excuse Student Debt BUT ended up with a half of loaf where he could have blown the socks off the concept rather than another piece meal token pile of crap. Typical Democrap lukewarm, water-downed leftovers!

NO GUTS!

  1. Codify Roe v. Wade AND DIDN’T! Much like OBUMMER SAID DURING HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT HE WOULD MAKE IT A TOP PRIORITY BUT THEN TURNED AFTER THE ELECTION AND SAID IT WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM.
  2. Did not use diplomacy and prevent the War in Ukraine. An example of being totally asleep at the switch while helping to support the military/industrial complex which he profits from.
  3. Halt U.S. support for Saudi Arabia-backed efforts in Yemen as promoted while running for office.

But when elected provided $650 billion weapons sale deal to Saudi Arabia.

And this list can go own but the point is that if the Democraps or the Republican’ts
wanted to improve life for the basic citizen they could take the bull by the horns but seem to habitually grab the bull’s ass.

Perhaps due to self identification on their part.

So rather than DO ANYTHING real the Democraps contact Tubularsock thinking that Tubularsock can be coerced into fearing that if Tubularsock won’t “pay up” then the

Republican’ts will overwhelm the election and bring about the downfall of democracy by reinstating EVIL TRUMP!

Really?

THEY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT FOR PEOPLE and they think they can browbeat Tubularsock out of $3.00? For fucking WHAT?

Check it out:

“President Biden needs your support right now, Tubularsock!”

AND ALL HE IS ASKING IS FOR $3.00!

But Nancy Pelosi emailed Tubularsock directly with:

“I asked yesterday.
I asked this morning.

This is my final ask of you before tonight’s End of Month Deadline. (Promises, promises)

Just this morning, I was deeply worried my calls for help were going unanswered. (Ahhhhhhh, oh my)

But as of 4pm, your support to help me WIN this election and protect reproductive rights is flooding in like I’ve never seen.” (But Nancy, Tubularsock DIDN’T support you with his $3! Are you sure we are communicating?)

Interesting that when the Obomba Administration had control of both houses the Democraps had NO INTEREST is codifying Roe v Wade. Even when Obummer said it was something he was going to do if elected. Tubularsock wouldn’t buy a used car from that shyster.

NOW the Democraps have interest? HORSE SHIT!

Come to think about it Tubularsock might come up with a whole 5 bucks if the Democraps would ABORT PELOSI RETROACTIVELY.

Sure, it is only Tubularsock’s wishful thinking. Tubularsock does have a right to dream!

THEATRE OF THE ABSURD!

Posted: August 28, 2022 in America Asleep, AUSTERITY, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, corruption, DEMOCRATS, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, REPUBLICANS
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Welcome To The Theatre of the Absurd.

George W. Bush is now going to teach a “MASTERCLASS” on leadership.

Dick Cheney is now giving moralistic advice about the fundamentals of democracy.

Nancy Pelosi has become a specialist in “Insider-trading” along with her husband Paul.

Paul Pelosi is flashing his Platinum Donation Card for police charity while being arrested.

Donald Trump was literally sitting on boxes of top secret government documents. BUT HE DOESN’T READ!

Hilary Clinton is still “missing” thousands of emails, damn Russia!

Bill Clinton STILL can’t get enough “head”.

And your engine light has started blinking indicating you should pull over and stop driving your car.

AND YOU THOUGHT LIVING IN OZ WAS ALL FUN!

Now Tubularsock pulled out this list from general thoughts without effort. These things are not even the tip of the iceberg.

Yet the beat goes on.

The war in Ukraine which the U.S. created by not standing by “OUR WORD”, our verbal agreement, with Russia has unfolded into a major mess.

AND YET ………..

Somehow WE are giving out BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to one of the most corrupt countries in the world today (besides our own) without oversight AT ALL as to where that money is going ……….and THAT IS THE POLICY!

Ukraine CAN’T “WIN” and that is exactly the policy being promoted by the U.S. throughout its foreign policy sphere.

We are still supporting and training terrorists in Syria as we have done throughout the Middle East, Asia, Africa and Latin America. THAT IS THE POLICY!

And yep, you bet both political parties are shoveling the money out the door but appear to become all inflationary conscious when it comes to domestic policy.

That is BOTH PARTIES!

WHY? You really have to ask?

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY AND YOU’RE NOT IN IT.

AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FOREIGN POLICY, …… destabilization.

YET YOU JUST CONTINUE TO PAY FOR IT IN A MULTITUDE OF WAYS.

So exactly who is the stupid one, dumbo?

And always remember, when it comes to money and power the wealthy will gladly kill YOU so they can have more.

Ain’t that rich!

FILMS FOR OUR TIMES: YOU ARE LIVING THEM!

Posted: May 11, 2022 in ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, Censorship, corruption, Covid-19, Economy, Foreign Policy, PROPAGANDA, RELATIONSHIPS, The Matrix, War Criminals
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STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.

AHH, THE GREAT RE-RUN AGAIN!

Posted: March 12, 2022 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, corruption, Covid-19, Mercenary army, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Ukraine, Vladimir Putin
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WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE?

Now this is for real. Tubularsock was sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker (see Bunker Tour) overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA minding Tubularsock’s own business when one of those pesky carrier pigeon popped out of the elevator with one of those “TOP SECRET” war messages.

Damn! It had been a wonderful day until THIS!

Those Russians and Chinese are passing out “Disinformation” again! Wouldn’t you know!

There is always this kind of ironic feeling that comes over Tubularsock when this type of information is so PROMOTED. It just sends out an automatic warning to tread lightly.

The U.S. and World Report YELLED out:

EU Says Russia Reports of Biolabs in Ukraine Likely Disinformation

You see it has been reported that there are fears within our hallowed halls of Government that the Ruskies may take control of “OUR” Biolabs in the Ukraine and OH MY do something BIOLOGICAL!


Immediately our dear America responded by using a know nothing State Department flunkey, Ned Price, to issue a denial maintaining that the Kremlin is, “intentionally spreading outright lies that the United States and Ukraine are conducting chemical and biological weapons activities in Ukraine.” Price called the Russian reports “disinformation,” and “total nonsense,” that had been “debunked conclusively and repeatedly over many years.”

And just as shit flows down hill, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, stated that the US, “does not own or operate any chemical or biological laboratories in Ukraine”.

And then Pentagon spokesman John Kirby stated by dodging the question asked and replied by saying the Russian accusations were “absurd” and “laughable,” and added, “There’s nothing to it. It’s classic Russian propaganda. And, I wouldn’t, if I were you, I wouldn’t give it a drop of ink worth paying attention to.”

Wow! You have to admit that good lying is an art form BUT only if the people you are talking to are STUPID to what caused all this controversy in the first place.


During testimony before a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Tuesday, Senator Marco Rubio asked Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland: “Does Ukraine have chemical or biological weapons?.”

Nuland responded that there are “biological research facilities” in the country.

Oh!
That sure settled that.

Nulled also indicated a fear of the Russians getting hold of those “biological research facilities” and the U.S. and Ukrainian researchers were in communication on how to handle the situation.
Do you think that these “biological research facilities” have the cure for cancer or the common cold or perhaps EVEN the cure for the dreaded COVID?

Or is it just possible that chemical or biological weapons are the main task of these “biological research facilities”? Tubularsock puts his money on the latter being the correct answer.

But The State Department states that, “The US Department of Defense does not own or operate biological weapons labs in Ukraine”.

But slow down and look closely at the government denial responses.
1. “does not own or operate”
2. “there are biological research facilities”
3 “The US Department of Defense does not”

Those responses may in fact be TRUE! But no one ask if the U.S. or any “private” contracts were issued to work on chemical or biological weapons in these Ukrainian Labs. DENIAL AND OBFUSCATION ARE PLAYED AS A WORD GAME in these types of interchanges.

And just as the Wuhan Lab in China has had a VERY HIGH probability of creating the Covid pandemic, PAID FOR by the U.S. Government so are Ukrainian Labs experimenting and handling “especially dangerous pathogens” paid for the U.S. Government.


But the REAL QUESTION that needs to be ask is just why on earth are WE even messing with “Gain of Function” research in the first place?

Why would anyone in their right mind CREATE pathogens THAT DO NOT EXIST until we create them so as to CREATE a vaccine to PROTECT us from something we have created?

And the term “anyone in their RIGHT mind” is a dead give away!
And knowing this why do we continue doing it?
Man’s inhumanity to man could be changed ……….

SO WHY DON’T WE DO THAT?

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