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NO, MONEY DOESN’T CORRUPT PEOPLE NO MORE THAN GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE.

SO WHY AREN’T PEOPLE NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE EXCEPT THE BLACKS , THE HISPANICS THE POOR AND THE DYING MIDDLE CLASS? NOW JUST WHAT COULD IT BE?

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Is there life after death? YES! At least in the realm of maimed-stream-media!
Now you all know that Tubularsock is always attacking the maimed-stream-media for their lack of journalism and their lack of integrity and their incestual relationship with the government especially the White House Press Corps.

And Tubularsock also continuously attacks the STUPID AMERICAN PUBLIC for, well, being STUPID!

Well Tubularsock is going to report to you A RAY OF HOPE! Ok, maybe a sliver of hope but at least a chance that hope does exist for more than a nano-second.

PBS showed the Fourth Of July Fireworks Show that was held in Washington, D.C.

And Washington,D.C. was foggy and overcast. Now that tells you a lot! And it goes way beyond the weather!

You have heard of “The Fog Of War” but this was “The Fog Of Fireworks Display”. Really, an entirely new field of study that Tubularsock has enter into.

PBS’s LIVE-COVERAGE was hindered by the fog. You know the fireworks were shot into the sky and blew up in the fog. And many cities that put on fireworks displays when they find that the weather is going to hinder the performance will postpone the display until an evening that it can be seen.

But we are talking about Washington, D.C. not just ANY city. And if there is any place on earth that is captured by the “The Fog Of Fireworks Display” it is Washington, D.C.!

So PBS’s LIVE COVERAGE was not that impressive because the fireworks would go off in the fog and so somebody figured out that it was kind-of stupid to show fogged fireworks.

So without informing the viewers PBS’s LIVE COVERAGE was intermingled with Washington, D.C. fireworks from other years in order to have something to show on screen. And that in itself is normal because PBS and all the other maimed-stream-media are specialists at news manipulation SOOOO business as usual!

EXCEPT the viewers noticed! Ok, take a deep breath and get up off the floor. Tubularsock knows that the impossible happened …… THE VIEWERS NOTICED!

This may even be proof that there is a God! Tubularsock isn’t going that far but a miracle did occur!

The viewers noticed that:

The fireworks were in the fog and the Capitol Building had scaffolding around the dome

AND THEN there was a clear night sky and the Capitol Building had no scaffolding around the dome AND THEN the fireworks were in the fog and the Capitol Building had scaffolding around the dome.

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Now THAT is some tip-top viewing!

Almost as good as the BBC 9/11 video footage when the reporter announced the collapsing of World Trade Tower Center building #7 while the building referred to was still standing behind her.

That time viewers missed it until later when it was brought to their attention but by then The Fog Of 9/11 had set in.

All in all for a brief moment in the annals of time THE VIEWERS NOTICED and that may just be a new public trend.

Was this enough to awaken them to the fact that Clinton and Trump are REALLY ONLY PUPPETS.

Or is just an anomaly?

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Oh yeah, The 4th Of July. This country is 240 years old today and as a nation we are doing quite nicely destroying everything our founding fathers philosophically created.

Today we have hit the pinnacle of stupidity by creating a situation where the height of national leadership is between dufus one and dufus two. And because we have discovered a “woman” who is as fuck-up as a “man” we think we have made some sort of progress.

What we have accomplished is the choice to “vote” (a meaningless term, in truth) for TWO EVILS!

Finally we have broken that mold of having to “vote” (a meaningless term, in truth) for the “LESSER” of two evils to the ultimate prize of putting our support toward EVIL!

You have got to admit that that is American Exceptionalism at its finest!

So get out the old red, white, and blue and hang that fucking flag out on your doorstep so at least Tubularsock will know the people to avoid in his neighborhood when he does come out of his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA! (see: The Bunker Tour)

But really, we as a country have made progress. We now know that a “Black-man” is just as fucked up as a “White-man”. And really you can’t trust buying a used car from either.

And speaking about buying, the American pastime (not baseball), we Americans spend over ONE BILLION DOLLARS a year on …… wait for it ……. FIREWORKS! Yep, fireworks. That is according to the APA. Yes, we even have an APA. Oh, in case you were not up on American reality the APA is The American Pyrotechnics Association!

Really, a lobbyist group to advocate for MORE FIREWORK SALES!
And most of these fireworks are imported from China! You know, that country we can’t “trust” so Obummer pivoted toward Asia with our military to ahhh …… hmmm, maybe to protect the APA’s interest.

And this is a business Tubularsock wants to get into. Think about it. Some American smuck will work a twelve hour work day at a job he hates and then goes out and buys a loud, smoky firework that when lit lasts about 6 seconds for $14.95. And he’ll buy eight of them! It would be proper to call him a dumb shit but Tubularsock will refrain from even giving this dumb shit dumb shit recognition!

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And to top this bull shit off, Americans love to express patriotism on Independence Day by displaying the stars and stripes. And according to the U.S. Census Bureau the U.S. imports FOUR MILLION DOLLARS worth of American flags from overseas, including $3.6 million from China!

But that is not all folks! According to the National Retail Federation it is expected that the spending on food over the “holiday weekend” will be in the neighborhood of $6.7 billion. That is a lot of fucking hot dogs to choke on! Or maybe Chinese Take-Out to keep with our trend.

And you thought it was all about patriotism didn’t you!

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A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY

Posted: June 20, 2016 in GUNS
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A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY
Now, as usual the people who want to protect the citizens from military style weapons being bought and sold and used on every street corner in our “great?” land is to rush to our “trusted?” representatives of the people, the United States Congress.

And as usual the Congress dodges safety of the people for ahhh …… campaign money that flows into their pockets from the NRA and gun manufacturers.

Just like when Congress finally passes the Corporate Profit Health Care Plan. Congress was outraged at the “single-payer” health care plan. You know, the one that would have controlled cost and provided health services to the people.

Now we all know that when it comes to health care the policy provided by the Government for Congress is literally THE BEST IN THE WORLD. But THAT policy is just too expensive to allow the mere citizens to have health coverage like that.

Oh yeah, the Congress themselves voted that policy right in without any trouble.

So anyone can see that the deck is crooked.

Well it is the same with Gun Control. Congress is provided with Police Protection so someone with a gun can’t enter Congress through the metal detectors and the Bomb dogs and the armed guards that protect the Hall of Congress.

So, gun control is handle for Congress. Just not for you, Citizen!

Tubularsock has been sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR new additions) and working on a plan for gun safety.

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And it goes like this:

If a “loan wolf” brought a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle in small untraceable parts into the Congress offices over a period of months and in time put all the parts back together into a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle and loaded up its 100-round drum magazine with shells and walked into a joint session of Congress and opened up on them at 100 rounds a minute which is a “practical” fire rate for this weapon according to Wikipedia, what do YOU THINK would be the outcome?

Would the remaining Congress call for all of us to pray and then go home and have dinner?

Would the remaining Congress explain just how important the Second Amendment happens to be for freedom.

Would the remaining Congress hold hands in a circle and sing “We Shall Overcome”?

NO! WE WOULD HAVE THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE GUN CONTROL LAW IMMEDIATELY!

WHY?

BECAUSE IT AFFECTED THEM!

Now many people are going to say, “Tubularsock! Are you advocating for this type of violence against Congress?”

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And the answer is NO. Tubularsock advocating violence against Congress ended when his prayers failed on 9/11 when he was pushing for the planes crashing into Congress and the White House. You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!

So NO. Tubularsock is NOT advocating for violence against Congress. Tubularsock is only explaining the only way Congress will take Citizen Massacres Seriously.

However, if ISIS sent a “lone wolf” Tubularsock would donate to the Wildlife Federation.
Just sayen’.

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PSYCHOLOGY 2BEE

Posted: June 19, 2016 in Health, Psychology

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JUST A TUBULARSOCK REMINDER AS YOU REPEAT YOUR SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

OUR SURE, TUBULARSOCK IS BEYOND ALL THAT!

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Imperialism at its finest. Happily, the END IS NEAR …………………….

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THE BLIND LEADING THE DUMB!

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office of the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) having his typical breakfast of scrambled eggs and magical shrooms with a single shot of Wild Turkey Single Barrel, neat.

And right off the teletype came an AP story all the way from Washington, D.C. You know the Associated Press (AP), correct? The Press that knows who has won the Presidential primary BEFORE the vote is taken! They are really smart over at AP to know shit before it happens so Tubularsock dropped everything except the shrooms and Turkey and proceeded to find out the latest.

Now you may not have known this but the White House has been debating “for months” if they should EXPAND THE U.S. MILITARY’S AUTHORITY TO CONDUCT AIRSTRIKES AGAINST THE TALIBAN in Afghanistan. (A tiny note: This has nothing to do with Obomber’s drone murder activities in the region.)

Well guess what, “There is a broad desire across the Obama administration to give the military greater ability to help the Afghans fight and win the war.”(AP)

This does not mean that the 9,800 U.S. troops in Afghanistan will be involved in direct combat. ( A tiny note: CIA mercenary contractors have never stopped fighting!)

What this means is that U.S. airstrikes against the Taliban when necessary have been approved by Obomber.

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Now all this is as it is and the most important question seems to never be ask by the maimed-street-press, the military, or the political establishment, so hell, Tubularsock will ask the question!

The United States has spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to train the Afghan Military. BabyBush trained and equipped them. Obomber trained and equipped them.

Yet, the Afghan Taliban win the battles and are just much more resilient than the Afghan Military.

WHY IS THAT?

Now remember the U.S. started the war with Afghanistan in 2001 and now we are half way into 2016 and the U.S. is still at war with Afghanistan.

“The Taliban have tried to take advantage of the inexperience of the Afghan security forces, who until recently were incapable of going on the offensive, according to U.S. military officials.” (AP)

FIFTEEN YEARS OF TRAINING AND SUPPORTING and this is the outcome. And the White House has given permission to escalate this total failure?

Stop and think about this. The Taliban are Afghans, The Afghan Military are Afghans, so it appears to Tubularsock that one group of Afghans have a will to win and the other group of Afghans DON’T!

WHY IS THAT?

THAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION!

And sending in more bombs or drones or the U.S. military will not change ANYTHING except create more resolve with the Afghan’s who want to win, The Taliban. THAT IS THE REALITY.

The United States Military were losers in Vietnam and now in Afghanistan!

Let us all go to our dictionaries and read the definition of

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