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Now here is something that you won’t believe. Tubularsock has discovered an operative TIME MACHINE. Hey really, it is up and running and YOU haven’t even noticed!

It’s amazing at several levels. First, it’s right in front of you. Second, you don’t have to climb into it. Third, it is operating as Tubularsock writes this information to you.

Fasten your seat belt, expect tubebulence!

It appears to Tubularsock that this new 21st century TIME MACHINE was plugged in a long time ago maybe all the way back to Babbling-Alzheimer-Ridden Reagan but no matter, it is manifesting NOW so that is where we are in TIME MACHINE present moment time!

The United States has become a combination of (perhaps due to cross wiring within the TIME MACHINE)  the end of the Roman Empire combined with the ultimate Fascist State. ( jump back, fucking Hitler!)

The government and the corporation are one and the same, hence: Fascism!

Now, Tubularsock knew there’d be doubters.

Fucking look at the facts …………. everything the United States Government does is TO PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS.

Now the American public THINKS that THAT is them but it is not! PROTECT NATIONAL INTERESTS is capitalistic profit and control speak for their profit and their control! That is the reality, period!

The United States Empire Direction is crumbling and this was foretold by putting a BLACK Man in the WHITE House. See the color contrasting problem?

The White Power Structure needed a scapegoat so what better scapegoat than a Black Man. Especially a Black Man who only looks FORWARD! (He’d fucking freak out if that fucker looked back!)

And just like the Roman Empire we have troops and mercenaries throughout the world destabilizing areas so to conquer them as servant-states. (in the old days they were called colonies but we’re past that, we’re modern!)

ALSO our economy and monetary policies are crumbling because we have sunk to a belief that denial is the operative solution.

It is all falling apart as it did for the Romans. Wow, time flies …………

At the same time as the Roman Empire is crumbling (476 C.E.) and the Fascist State is solidifying (1930’s AD) we have a Caliphate forming before our very eyes. We are talking about the 600 BC here!

Wow! This TIME MACHINE is awesome!

No really, tell Tubularsock ……… how often have you seen the fall of the Roman Empire, the rise of the Fascist State and the formation of a Caliphate ALL AT THE SAME TIME?

Which only goes to prove that TIME IS AN ILLUSION.

But this is the 21st Century for Christ sake! Top this:

Add to all of this THE COLD WAR!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, THE COLD WAR too!

You get the fall of the Roman Empire …..

You get the rise of the Fascist State …..

You get the formation of a Caliphate …..



A box set just in time for the holiday season!

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Ok, Tubularsock got a little carried away here. Shows you what happens when the dream of short term profit overcomes long term thinking.

In such a short time period the U.S. came from “saving the world” from the clutches of evil Fascism and destroying Communism to being the ultimate Fascist-Police-State and attempting to bomb-drone-and-torture the world into lockstep-order TO PROTECT OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS.

Well it’s not working. Self interest will win the day and it may be a surprise but other countries in the world have their own self interests too.

It will be fun to see Germany, Russia, and China form an economic bloc. The old day fascists and commies finding their home grown roots against the present day U.S. fascist-police state.

What will the TIME MACHINE  show us next? Just maybe Tubularsock will have figured out the dials and buttons in the TIME MACHINE  by then. Ahh, what adventures await.

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  1. 1EarthUnited says:

    Reblogged this on 1EarthUnited and commented:
    Perhaps tubularsock will get to visit the stone age in our present future, ain’t history grand? No seriously, I mean cold hard currency please, fascism ain’t cheap. In the end we all pay the price for stupidity. Besides, who trusts this “god” backed fiat crap anyway?
    Uh oh, CIA just called, they want their time machine back, it’s time to re-right history! Surreal tubes, hey did my alarm clock go off? It’s time to wake up everyone! 🙂


    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you 1EarthUnited for the reblog. Tubularsock appreciates it. Tubularsock attempts to visit stoned as often as he can. You are so correct about “the price of stupidity”. And the U.S. has a huge debt load which must tell us something!

      Oh? So that is what that text from the CIA was about.Shit! And Tubularsock thought they wanted to make him director. Don’t be concerned. Tubularsock has the Time Machine hidden behind the ultra-secret-panel in his top floor corner office of his underground bunker in Oakland,CA overlooking Washinton, D.C. —-fear not!

      Tubularsock loves the work that you put into your blog. It helps Tubularsock keep up with all this mass of information going down, so thanks 1EarthUnited.

      Until next time …….. peace.


  2. So does this explain why all they show on TV is cooking shows? At the end of the Roman Empire, the ruling elite got really obsessed with food and sexual perversions. They would really pig out and then go vomit in the vomitorium so they could pig out some more.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Dr.B, thank you so much for your comment. Those Romans knew how to party-down I guess. In Tubularsock’s mind your logic is sound about the cooking show fetish going on on TV. And leave it to the ruling elite to have obsessed over food and sexual perversion. When one is at the top they say it’s so lonely. May explain the use of placing a dead-raw chicken on oneself in the bathtub. A fowl activity in Tubularsock’s mind!


  3. Jeff Nguyen says:

    Time machines, underground bunkers…you have all the best toys on the best coast. Speaking of revisiting the past, I’ve long wondered what might be different if the Arawaks would have wasted Columbus. The double-headed hydra of state and corporate power is multilingual. Thanks for holding down the underground fort, Tubular.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks for your comment, Jeff. Tubularsock does have some great “toys” and even the “best coast” occasionally moves up and down rapidly providing a fun ride of sorts. Interesting thoughts on the Arawaks. Wow. The parades would have been so different and the major fast food chain would have been MacWigwam! With the best meal-deal The Christopher with fries. Hope your new work is going satisfactorily for you. Peace, my friend.


  4. wolfess says:

    What was it Nietsche said? Beware ye who hunt monsters by night, lest ye become one — we’ve been hunting ‘monsters’ morning, noon AND night for more than a century and we have become what we hunt!

    Pwr 2 the PEACEFUL peons!


    • tubularsock says:

      You are right on the mark, wolfess. It seems Nietsche said a lot of shit ……. such a busy boy! We do do a great monster with all the moral trappings. Makes Tubularsock want to puke on Biden shoes at the Gates of Hell!
      thanks for your comment … you are too fun!


      • wolfess says:

        I’m right there with you concerning Biden and his sneaky sneakers! 🙂 I must confess though, my favorite quote of all time is Nietsche’s “That which does not kill me makes me stronger” — it sounds so much better than “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade,” doesn’t it? 🙂

        Oh and right back atcha about the ‘fun’ thing! 🙂


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