Ever wonder what a “moderate-extremist” could be?
Now Tubularsock, knows what ‘moderate” means.
And Tubularsock knows what “extremist” means.
And Tubularsock knows what “give me a break!” means.
Really? A “moderate-extremist”.
Now, that has to be one fucked up person!
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” would be the one to cut off only three-quarters of your head?
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” only massacres half of a village?
Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” is ONLY a moderate so he can get more weapons and be able to sell them to the EXTREMISTS for a profit?
That is called (in economic terms) the Middle-Man.
You see Congress loves the free enterprise system. So they voted for the middle man and why not? Congress plays to the middle for votes and then returns to the self-serving people they are. NO party excepted!
Now Tubularsock is not expecting any change in this “moderate-extremist” bull-shit but it is being brought to your attention as one of the many pearls of unexamined bull shit that is just sitting everywhere until you don’t even realize that it saturates your consciousness.
It’ is like “the jobless recovery” and “humanitarian-bombing” ………. sure ….
Tubularsock 
Kind of like bombing for peace or the debt relief that our noble, savage leaders love to proffer. I’ve also heard the term extreme moderates. Nothing moderate about their extremism. I really like the graphic, Tubular. Like birds on a barbed wire are we.
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Thanks for the comment, Jeff. Yep, “Like birds on a barbed wire are we” lead by Turkeys!
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Let’s bomb some carpets, shall we?
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Great idea 47! The only issue we’d have is the thread count. If the thread count was high we’d need bunker-busters. Yet if the carpet was purchased at WalMart with a 20% off coupon we’d only need a grenade. See how complex the government has become. Thank you for your comment.
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Ooops missed the intended target—my bad.
Here’s what I really had in mind–
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Actually ‘thread count’ could work quite nicely as a metaphor….:)
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Well 47 ……… you hit the target that time! Ahh, cluster bomb carpets and the “rules of engagement” ……… that may be the definition of insanity. What do you think?
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Insanity–and evil —what a toxic cocktail they create.
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To quote Frank Zappa, “Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.” The fucked up assholes who come up with this bullshit are paid extremely well for their services.
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And Frank also said, “… I’m the slime oozing out of your TV set” as well. There ARE high paid fucked up assholes who are … “Just Doing Their Job”. The one thing about Bullshit is that for a solid it flows so well.
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Tubularsock, Thanks for this wonderful image — one I may never get out of my head now. I’m generally opposed to capital punishment, but I could be persuaded to make an exception for people who so brutally abuse our language and insult our intelligence in this way. – Linda
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Well, Linda …… you may be a language-terrorist. Tubularsock can see it now ….. Judge Linda: “a death penalty for you who leaves the verb out of the sentence!”
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Sigh — start again … Oops! How did that happen? My comment makes even less sense than I usually do without the quote. Maybe I should be first in line for those language ‘lessens’? – LLF
(Okay, now for the anticlimax.) Here’s what I MEANT! to say —
“the many pearls of unexamined bull shit … just sitting everywhere …”
Tubularsock, Thanks for this wonderful image — one I may never get out of my head now. I’m generally opposed to capital punishment, but I could be persuaded to make an exception for people who so brutally abuse our language and insult our intelligence in this way. – Linda
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Well Tubularsock is happy that he has left an everlasting image in your head. A Tubularsock legacy in the making! Thanks Linda.
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Ok, I’m trying this again — for some reason this comment got posted in the article b4 this one.
“Do you think that a “moderate-extremist” would be the one to cut off only three-quarters of your head?”
A moderate extremist cuts off that OTHER head bwaaahahahahahahh!
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Well wolfess, when you are cutting off “heads” no telling where all of it will land! Now, will Tubularsock step up to the plate and even discuss the “other-head”?
Oh, why not. Under the circumstances Tubularsock feels it may not be such a good idea to ask ISIS to be giving head. It may be way better to head for the hills! Just say’n.
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Ooooh Tube, I love it when you talk ‘dirty’ to me! 🙂
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wolfess, you have too much time on your hands and you know what they say about idle hands …….. so besides “dirty-talk” there are also living obscenities,
like Dick Cheney, Henry Kissinger, Condoleezza Rice, or even dead obscenities like Dick Nixon and Ronald Reagan. Just how dirty can one get?
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