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You know Tubularsock has been thinking about ISIS because Tubularsock doesn’t know what action is the patriotic thing to do.

Too much thinking CAN spoil the broth.

ISIS on the one hand is the evil of all evils. Or is that Dick Cheney? God! I get them so confused. ISIS on the other hand is the creation of the US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus or at least that is what has been revealed by the leaked NSA documents by Edward Snowden. (Thanks Ed.)

The US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus created a strategy known as the hornet’s nest in order to attract the fundamentalists from around the world to Syria to overthrow Assad’s Government.

Now does Tubularsock support ISIS because America created them or does Tubularsock not support ISIS because they are the most evil of evils, except for Dick Cheney? What would a real patriot do?

You see the U.S. wants a U.S.-friendly government in Syria. You know like a puppet government that would not cooperate with Iran and block the oil pipeline that is being built. If the Assad government had gone along with the U.S. and did their bidding then Syria would be classified as a wonderful world government. You know like Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Kuwait all with police state governments. But that works for the United States much like the newly American created neo-nazi government now in the Ukraine.

The United States support of oppressive governments is done because it’s GOOD FOR BUSINESS but the mantra has always been that we are doing this to BRING DEMOCRACY to the people.

You guessed it ……. the mantra, in truth, goes like this:


Try it …………… no, aloud. It’s got great rhythm like most truth does. 

Now anyone who is just this side of mental retardation knows all this already. But Tubularsock likes to keep his eye on the prize and that is that repetition keeps the facts from falling down that sucking rabbit hole. You see once the news cycle spins the bull shit to scare you then they move on and funny thing ……. they don’t review. Especially when the “new facts” show that the stories being pushed are FALSE. It’s called propaganda.

Which brings Tubularsock to this, that may have been skipped over by the maimed-streamed-media. A document released by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that Ibrahim al­ Samarrai AKA Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the man who leads ISIS, is an intelligence asset. Well imagine that!

An Intelligence Asset? You know, a CIA patsy. And he is the guy that is leading this evil of all evil (besides Dick Cheney) military operation.

Funny story, Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi was radicalized by the 2003 invasion of Iraq and was captured in 2005 and spent four years in the United States’ Camp Bucca where he was constantly humiliated by the American forces much like the torture and humiliation conducted at Abu Ghraib Prison.

So here we have exactly why attacking and bombing isn’t effective. By doing it it only creates more terrorists and humiliation is a very powerful factor in solidifying resolve.

It has been reported that ISIS has grown in number by over 6000 since the beginning of this American bombing escapade. Now exactly what is it about the reality that bombing and drones create MORE terrorists that the Western mind doesn’t seem to understand?

It was reported around September 8th that Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi had been killed by the American bombing but it still hasn’t been officially confirmed. But even if this is true Tubularsock hopes we don’t have to go through that same silly game that we did with Osama bin Laden’s death —— do you recall, he was reported “confirmed-dead”  seven times! And now that he is reported at the bottom of the sea we still can’t say for sure that he isn’t hiding out in Geneva, Switzerland.


And did “killing” bin Laden even matter to al Qaeda? Nope!

And if true, will Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi death matter to ISIS? Nope!

And if someone on Halloween reaches into Dick Cheney’s chest cavity and rips out his previously-owned heart and eats it ……… will that end evil? Well, Tubularsock thinks it may be a good start!

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  1. According to former intelligence operative and NSA insider Wayne Madsen, Israel’s plans for ISIS go a lot further than overthrowing Assad. They’ve had a goal, under the Yinon Plan (1982), to stifle Arab influence in the Middle East and Africa by creating phoney terrorist groups that split Muslim-dominated nations into small sect-based territories. This was revamped and renamed “Clean Break” by a bunch of Bush II Zionist neo-cons Netanyahu hired in the 1990s – headed by Richard Perle: http://m.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/10/13/israel-isil.html

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you DrB. The link is very helpful and Tubularsock is impressed with Wayne Madsen. He seems to know his shit and his information is expansive. Just keeping up with his information will demand Tubularsock work a 32 hour day. But hey, why not. Sleep is really overrated. The Prick-and-Dick-Administration was filled to the brim with neo-cons and they are still lurking in the current administration. Once a Con, alway a Con.

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  2. 1EarthUnited says:

    Reblogged this on 1EarthUnited and commented:
    LMAO totally brill, u’ve done it again Tubes, thanks for setting the pablum-puking press straight! MSM has been staining my hands yellow, it’s great to see TubularSock as an integral part of the Fifth Estate aka Fifth Element of the truth movement. Glad to have you onboard! 😛

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    • tubularsock says:

      1Earth, thank you so much for the reblog and the elevated level to the Fifth Element! Is that anything like a “Fifth Column”? If so, count Tube in!

      “pablum-puking press” ……. now there is a catchy phrase if I’ve ever heard one, right on!


      • 1EarthUnited says:

        yes siree bob! 5th estate = 5th column = counter-establishment = occupy/ truth movement
        “pablum puker” was coined by Morton Downey Jr. and yes it’s quite an appropriate expression for our sold out prestitutes.

        Thanks for representing us 99 percenters, enjoy your weekend at the “White” House, give ’em hell Tubes. 😉


  3. Now, be reasonable Tube! You and I both know that by humiliating, torturing AND bombing people, the U.S. is just making friends by making people “feel the LUV!” That is the U.S. way. We can’t help it if our intentions are misconstrued. We try and distract those awful beheading jihadists with tantalizing glimpses of America’s most gorgeous beauties like Kim Whore Wardrobeslasion. I mean we know they can’t see their women all naked and all because they’re fully covered and so the U.S. tantalizes and titillates them with silicone boobs, a padded ass and airbrushed faultless ‘come hither’ smiles.

    We are good to those that we humiliate, torture and bomb. They’re just unappreciative when America tries to indoctrinate them into American culture by any means necessary. They should forget about their roots and culture and just accept what America’s got going on. It shouldn’t be a culture shock to other people who have so much respect for themselves that even the men are covered from head to toe and even masked, when exposed to the ways of the Western world.
    I mean that is really just too much, emulating the women.

    Those people just refuse to accept our ‘high’ standards and get with the program that our way is THE only way and there’s no better way.

    Now, speaking as a ‘wannabe ex-patriot’, I would support anyone that got fucked up by the U.S. government by means of torture and humiliation and bombing, in their attempts to repudiate the shit that the U.S. government is trying to shove down their throats by way of torture, humiliation and bombing. I mean, what would we do if we were the ones who got tortured, humiliated and bombed? Would we embrace those who fucked us up or would we retaliate? Even though I am clearly, no rocket scientist, even I’d not embrace and love those that fucked me up; mercilessly, incessantly and relentlessly.

    And as for Dick Kiss My Ass I’ll Buy A Heart Cheney, who in hell that’s actually human could get close enough to him without falling down in a drop dead faint due to the ‘foulest stench that’s in the air’ from Cheney much less touch that vile, rank, stank, evil and depraved bastard?

    “What’s dead ain’t dead and what’s alive is dead,” if ya get my meaning.

    One last thing, ISIS aka –>_________is going to continue to gain members and traction because too many people have been fucked up all across this planet by the U.S. and there ain’t no dearth of willing participants waiting to sign up to do anything to fuck up the goddamn day of the U.S.

    And just as Jeff said on a previous occasion or two, you missed your calling. You’ve got what it takes to be THE journalist of the century. You knock the ‘socks’ off of ‘maimstream’ media and how!!

    Excellent, most excellent!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Ok Shelby Tubularsock can now see why you don’t put out the American flag on the fourth of July …… you just let it burn!

      Now I know for a fact that you “love” Kim as much as Tubularsock and North West will grow up following confused directions. That being said Tubularsock loves airbrushed jihadists as well. They are so cute covered up!

      Tubularsock feels that the ultimate torture for ISIS is to capture them, hood them, put them into cargo planes and release them in a WalMart on a sale day!

      Ok, even Tubularsock couldn’t be that mean.

      As for “Dick Kiss My Ass I’ll Buy A Heart Cheney”, Tubularsock feels you have explained why he can only be on TV NEWS programs and not in public. Tubularsock would recommend WalMart’s TV deodorant if you have to watch.

      And thank you for the compliment, Shelby. All Tubularsock is trying to do is keep up with you! And that’s a tall order.


  4. heila2013 says:

    Cool, brilliant post and comments, Tubularsock. Love your language and sarcasm and blackish-gray sense of humor… So all those Einsteins claiming that 9/11 was plotted by the US and Israel to create a justification to fight Evil Islam, maybe with the ultimate goal of promoting a new order in the Middle East, may have a point? And I find it totally fascinating to see Israel mentioned in one breath with Saudi-Arabia, Qatar and Kuwait. And Israel and IS (aka ISIS), best friends? Allies? As I will never know what is really going on behind the scenes of politics and politicians, I’ll simply enjoy the wittiest and most daring versions of the world’s crime thrillers and detective stories, which you, dear Tubularsock, open up to me because your posts always inspire me to search the web for relevant articles and info. Wish you a wonderful Sunday. Heila


    • tubularsock says:

      Heila, thank you so much for your comment. You are by far Tubularsock’s most liked Israeli and the only one that communicates with Tubularsock as well. And Tubularsock is very pleased that he inspires you to search for more information outside the Tubularsock-Mind-Set (Or TMS as it is called in governments circles). That is what it is all about for Tubularsock. People taking the time to see for themselves what is going on TO THEM. Because we may not be able to do much about it but not being duped at least is a step closer to real freedom.

      Tubularsock knows this will surprise you but regardless of how it appears in the photography that Tubularsock posts he is not as close to the “behind the scenes of politics and politicians” as it may appear. But he does have the ability to add 2+2 and get 4.

      Tubularsock did realize while he was writing this blog parring Israel with Saudi-Arabia, Qatar and Kuwait that you might notice that.

      Now as far as ISIS (aka IS) being “best friends” with Israel Tubularsock wouldn’t go that far but Israel does have a history of setting up and manipulating situations behind the scenes to the point that they can’t be trusted. Much like the United States.

      You know that is what the Mossad and the CIA are all about. And both are the greatest terrorist organizations in the world today. Funny neither appear on any terrorist watch list.

      As for the 9/11 plot the only thing Tubularsock does know is that it wasn’t done by some fucker in a cave in Afghanistan. And because much like MH-17, 9/11 was NEVER investigated as to what happened and all real information was destroyed or is locked away. The only conclusion is that “somebody” doesn’t want the truth to be known.

      And it only takes a good look as to who has the key and ………..

      And out of all the governments in the world the two countries that had access and the ability to commit state terrorism in those particular buildings and airports are the United States and Israel. Check it out …….

      Thanks again Heila and I wish you all the best. You are more fun than a barrel of eels! Yes, that is a Tubularsock compliment.


      • heila2013 says:

        Tubularsock, I’ve been wanting to answer you since the day you posted your reply to my comment…. but as nearly always, life had other plans with me. 24 hours a day just aren’t enough!!
        Ok so first and foremost – I adore the idea of being more fun than a barrel of eels – sounds sort of slippery…

        Regarding Mossad, CIA and all the conspiracy theories… I plunged deep into the web, and found so many different theories that I can just say once again: I will never know who was really responsible. So let’s change the subject. Here is a sweet sarcastic British view of American understanding… of football:

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well Heila, good thing Tubularsock wasn’t holding his breath isn’t it!
        Not to worry. Tubularsock believes that “life” is just an improv stage and though we believe we have some control over it, in truth we don’t.

        It’s like every morning we have a ticket for the train and we have a destination in our heads but once on the train ……… well some stations don’t show up and others we were not expecting do.

        And by the end of the “agreed upon” day (only because it doesn’t really exist) we step off the train and go to bed only to have to catch the train tomorrow.

        For example, Tubularsock runs on a 33 hour day but that is only because he rides the last car on the train.

        Yes, eels are slippery but not as slippery as the Mossad and the CIA and what is more slippery is the dis-information that both groups put out in order to make one think that there are so many different conspiracy theories. There aren’t …… bottom line is if the Mossad and/or the CIA are involved in anything the outcome is evil for regular people like you and Tubularsock.

        However, a change of subject is a good idea and of course why not fucking football. The game where rich well paid grown men run after each other and fondle each others body parts and then rush off to the showers together as mostly fat men sit in the stands and yell and drink beer. What is wrong with this pathetic “sport”. Tubularsock hates football and throw in that fucking baseball, basketball and golf as well.

        Now if one wants to get friends together and play these games themselves Tubularsock is in favor of that ……….. spectator sports just SUCK.

        Maybe we shouldn’t discuss football either.

        However the English humor dealing with football Tubularsock couldn’t agree with it more. Well done and very funny.

        And with all the above rant aside, Tubularsock thanks you for your comments and really enjoys your input. So thanks Heila. Great to hear from you.


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