TAKE A LOOK INSIDE!
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TAKE A LOOK INSIDE!
Posted: October 14, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, KAREN PENCE, Michelle Obama, Mike Pence, PsychologyTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, KAREN PENCE, Michelle Obama, Mike Pence, Psychology
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PUSSYGATE CONTINUES
Posted: October 13, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Michelle ObamaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Michelle Obama, Psychology
PUSSYGATE CONTINUES
Now Tubularsock has no interest in defending Donald Trump.
However DOUBLE STANDARDS just irritate the fuck out of Tubularsock and this entire pussygate scandal is so egregious that it must be focused upon just to point out that before one throws the first stone one should really look at oneself first.
Which leads us to Continued Blather …….
First Lady Michelle Obama gave a rousing speech today (10/13/16) condemning Donald Trump’s vulgar comments that he has made about women. She also addressed the new allegations that Trump inappropriately touched women.
Now all of this is all well and good. And as Michelle states, “It has shaken me to my core in a way I couldn’t have predicted . . . This is not something we can ignore. This is not politics as usual … enough is enough.”
“THIS HAS GOT TO STOP NOW . . .”
Yes, it is true. Tubularsock agrees with Michelle but the problem is that she is just selective in her presumed outrage. And THAT is what is wrong with Michelle’s and all the other pundits and public’s position.
Michelle believes that this is not how a President should behave!
“Monica tells us via the Starr report, “…that her physical relationship with the President included oral sex but not sexual intercourse…he touched her genitals…bringing her to orgasm on two occasions…initially the President would not let her perform oral sex to completion…(but) during their last two…encounters, both in 1997, he did ejaculate.” The report said that on March 31, 1996 the President ” ‘…focused on me pretty exclusively…’ kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals…”
(From independent counsel Kenneth Starr’s report to the House on President Clinton.)
WILL SOMEBODY PASS MICHELLE A CIGAR!
THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE
Posted: October 12, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, RussiaTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Hillary Clinton, Psychology, Russia
THE HOUSE OF USHERESQUE
Tubularsock has finally figured out what this horrendous horrible mess of this election represents ……. and Edgar Allan Poe warned us years ago …… but OH, NO …. we didn’t pay attention! We didn’t listen.
We have entered the House Of Usheresque. Sure, we didn’t have to enter and really should have known as soon as we approached the door to the castle not to but we did. A “dead” give-away was the color and consistency of the moat which had to be the result of another BP Oil spill.
But all oil disaster leaks are promised to be cleaned up as good as new and we still believe THAT, so of course we’ll enter the castle. Besides there is a storm raising hell outside created, WE ARE TOLD, by the Russians so in we go.
Now as we enter we are confronted with something far more scary than Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent Price we meet THE TWINS …. Hillary and Donnie. BE SCARED, BE REALLY REALLY SCARED.
You see, and most Americans don’t, Hillary and Donnie are the same side of the same coin. In America there is only one side … it’s the illusion of a “two” party system!
They are both corrupt ad nauseam, they are both pro-war, they are both bad sex jokes, and the worst part for Tubularsock, THEIR VOICES!
Four years having to listen to either of those voices and Tubularsock may transform into a full time ghoul!
Now let’s look at the “TWINS”.
They, to Tubularsock, represent the FULL SPECTRUM of the lie that is the United States of America.
What is with this “holier than thou“ shit spewing from the politicians, the media, and the public. What the fuck?
Donald Trump IS AMERICA unleashed.
Donald Trump states that “we should torture” ….. the response is outrage.
But we do and have tortured as a NATIONAL POLICY! Anyone held responsible? It is a war crime, you know. Anyone held responsible? No really, anyone held responsible? Gosh, let’s look forward ………..
So exactly, what is this outrage about when Donnie says it?
Donald Trump objectifies women ….. the response is outrage.
But our culture objectifies women …… why is that woman draped all over that car in every ad? What are all those “beauty pageants” all about. Women on parade in bikinis with high heels? Give Tubularsock a break! And high heels …. according to fashion gurus “high heels lift the woman’s ass”! Enough said! What the fuck does Playboy Magazine in every barbershop represent?
So exactly, what is the outrage about when Donnie says it?
Donald Trump states that the system is rigged! ….. the response is ridicule.
But it is TOTALLY rigged! Just look at the “investigation” into the Kennedy murder, the King murder, and the 9/11 murders ….. no Tubularsock means LOOK!!!
But Americans prefer to live within the hypocrisy rather than face it. So they live and support THE LIE THAT IS AMERICA and they teach their children to “fit-in”!
And as one follows all the crap Trump says you’ll find America’s shadow-side. The difference is that Hillary is the FAKE side of American hypocrisy.
And Hillary can support Guantanamo and its torture until she doesn’t.
Hillary can ridicule and demean all the women Bill fucked and raped and still champion “feminism”.
Hillary can email out “TOP SECRET” information but condemns Edward Snowden as a traitor.
Hillary can take bribes disguised as “speaking engagements” from Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex and condemn Trump as a bad businessman.
And Hillary can be against all those trade treaties until AFTER she’s elected.
So what we have within The House Of Usheresque is the phantasm of America coupled with the psychological view that the twins represent two aspects of one personality.
That being said, Tubularsock can now rest in his tomb until nightfall within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see:Bunker Tour)
Sweet dreams …………….
TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**
Posted: October 9, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Psychology, SEXISM, WOMEN ISSUESTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP, Psychology, SEXISM
TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**
Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.
Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.
PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !
This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?
It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”
{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}
Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?
It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.
Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!
That is what Viagra is all about folks!
Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .
But really is that true?
To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).
Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.
Now, what are they discussing.
- FOREIGN POLICY
2. TITS AND ASS
YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.
Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.
And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!
CHANGE?
Posted: October 7, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, Donald Trump, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, jill Stein, PsychologyTags: 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit, DONALD TRUMP, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, jill Stein
CHANGE?
Now Tubularsock knows that you know that the election game is rigged. And you know that the American public really doesn’t care because to really care one would have to take some responsibility. So staying in the “dream” — of America is great — is all this fantasy requires.
Now Trump supporters are basically limited in “smarts” and really don’t think much past the next state fair caravel ride.
And Clinton supporters are more highly educated which only goes to show just how poor the educational system has become. They too prefer a ride but more often than not it’s in a Prius. But with all their “smarts” they still “believe” that their vote counts for something.
And then there are the greater part of the American electorate that is being tricked into voting for Hillary on the bases of FEAR alone. They don’t like her BUT they are afraid of Trump!
REALLY?
For generations now the old adage has been thrust forward every four years that YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS that are running. And people have done just that until this election! WE HAVE BOTH EVILS ……. now there is a dilemma for you.
It’s just simple math really. If you divide EVIL in half to just short of infinity, well you reach this point in time. So here we are!
So what if …………………… You vote for EVIL in the name of Trump? Would that break the mold?
Americans have voted for the lessor of the two evils for years and look where that has gotten us ………….
So a vote for Trump is a vote for change! Tubularsock would just like to see how BAD THAT COULD BE.
Seriously, the only real difference in the complete decline would only be slowed by a tiny bit with Same-As-It-Ever-Was-Hillary as opposed to a complete collapse immediately with Look-Out-It’s-Falling-Trump.
The advantage is that the rebuild could be sooner. Tubularsock is always so positive.
As for Tubularsock, a vote for Jill Stein and the Green Party is the direction that Tubularsock can believe in. There is REAL change in direction in what the Green Party stands for but Americans would rather go down with their ship.
Tubularsock can’t wait to “. . . groove in the rubble.”
PENCE CONTROL
Posted: October 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Birth Control, Mike PenseTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Birth Control, Mike Pence
PENCE CONTROL
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