BREAKING NEWS-ISH.
THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has just received information from a high ranking reliable source from the inner circles of the U.S. Government, who has asked not to be identified because he/she/Mx. does not wish to jeopardize their respectable standing in the eyes of the public.
It has just today been decided by the Trump Transition Team to enter the name of Tubularsock for the new cabinet position of SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.
EDITORS NOTE: Please understand that THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has no conflict of interest in covering Tubularsock’s own personal political career. There is no favoritism toward Tubularsock from the huge news staff of “Tfhcshn NS” what-so-ever and his incredible insights and qualifications for just about everything can not be exaggerated any more than what Tubularsock does himself. Rest assured that “truth is stranger than fiction”.
It has been discovered that Tubularsock was presented with the news, of his pending cabinet position, in an undisclosed top floor corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and has accepted the job of going off to the Deplorable Congress to be anointed as Secretary of the Deplorables for our new Deplorable President. Not to be confused with the last Deplorable President who is soon to be off to the West Coast quicker than the time Tubularsock had to BUILD A FUCKING WALL to keep him out!
Many have demanded already that Tubularsock be vetted, unlike all the other cabinet position seekers. Tubularsock has had a rich governmental record during the 2014 Obummer’s cabinet (see SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR) and was well respected until some “issues” developed. Tubularsock filled the Obummer Cabinet position of Secetary of the Inferior and many feel that the knowledge gleaned by Tubularsock in that position positions him well for being confirmed.
As Senator McCain himself stated, “I see no clear distinction between Inferiors and Deplorables! Tubularsock will make a fine SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.” And this is coming from a prisoner-of-war-veteran who made anti-American tapes for the Vet-Cong claiming that American air strikes were directed at schools and hospitals! And then paraded himself in the Ukraine, more recently, with the Neo-Nazis claiming that the CIA had brought democracy to the Ukraine! Now how can you beat integrity like THAT! (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5Y4D6wY98)
It was reported that Tubularsock had only time to allow Deplorable Trump to ask him to accept the Secretary of the Deplorables job in a CAR MEETING. The photo taken appears to seem like possibly almost a person that looks very much like Tubularsock within the car with Deplorable Trump and has not been confirmed. You be the judge!
TUBE OR NOT TUBE, THAT IS THE QUESTION?
This is a fast breaking story! Rest assured you’ll be presented with updates ad nauseam !
Tubularsock 
Tube:
Hear! Hear! and Hip..Hip Hooray!…There’s no better person for the job of Secretary of Deplorables than Tubularsock. And if you need someone to testify for you at your confirmation hearing the whole Tubularsock crowd is at your disposal. We’re all pretty deplorable ourselves. This inspires me to a poem:
A new administration…
A new age…
And to help President Trump..
We have that great sage…
That statesman ..that sturdy rock…
The one and only..Tubularsock…
Trump can pick ‘um that’s for sure…
And you’re the only one of his selections…
Not covered with manure..
So be loyal to Trump…
And stick with him…
But when his whole administration goes down the drain
I hope you haven’t forgotten…
How to swim…
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Michael, you are so very kind. Tubularsock has always been deplorable and now he’ll be right up there with all that deplorable Washington elite.
The deplorable president that we’ll have
Is right up there with that twitter fad
Making decisions on the run
This next four years shall not be fun
American insanity has come home to roost
What better place for deplorables than loose
Now, never worry or fret or cry
Just all get ready to kiss your ass goodbye!
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“SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES”
How apropos! I’ve always thought of you as being deplorable! This is why I feel so comfortable here, and keep coming back for more!
If you are appointed, maybe you and Donny can get together and do something about those two hair-don’ts? Talk about deplorable, whoa!
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Thank you so much sojourner for your conformation of the deplorableness of Tubularsock. It means a lot to Tubularsock.
It is odd that you mentioned the TubeTrump hair styles. It won’t be long until the hip-culture will be following the “new-with-it” hair style trend. “Deplorables Styles Matter”!
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Could be, Rabbit, could be!
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Tubularsock, At last, now we shall have friends (or fiends?) in high, lower-than-low, places! I second Michael’s offer to vvouch for your sterling qualities … in short, what the hell, you know we’ll all lie for you, whatever we can do to help. Congratulations, and watch your back … some cabinet posts don’t seem to last long once political chips start falling. But long live our very own ultra-deplorable Tubularsock! Maybe, just maybe, the deplorable-in-chief-elect does have a working brain cell if he had the good taste and sagacity to select such an outstanding assistant! – Linda
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’tis fortunate that Donnie had one spare brain cell ……. but then was none! Which only goes to prove that “sagacity” takes a lot! The great thing about this job for Tubularsock is that the fall from grace isn’t very far!
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Excellent choice to represent us, Tubularsock.
Leslie
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Thanks Leslie. For Tubularsock, from this point, the ONLY direction is UP!
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Up, up and away!
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And Tube: be sure to stroke Donald’s ego regularly or you may end up in America’s version of Siberia. Which I guess would be Guantanamo.
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