The height of hypocrisy never seems to amaze Tubularsock. There was a time it did but those days are far gone and will never return because we live in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.

Let Tubularsock present two examples for you to consider and just see what YOU think when Tubularsock clears the dust for you. No, it isn’t a problem. Tubularsock uses a high powered Makita 18-volt compact lithium-ion cordless vacuum …… “fast cleaning without the cord”.

Now PLEASE hold your laughter until Tubularsock’s presentation is complete so it doesn’t drown out the facts.

Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer was named the 2017 recipient of The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award!

The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award is toted as “. . . the most prestigious award for public servants.”

And one has to do a lot of SHIT to people to be awarded this recognition!

Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer’s surveillance of the American people and his prosecution of whistle-blowers has to be honored, right!

And his indiscriminate drone bombings of Middle Eastern and African people has got to be honored, right!

And who could not honor his legacy of war, military adventurism, and keeping the torture prison at Guantanamo open, right!

And we can’t forget the handout to the Banksters and fucking over Main-street now can we.

Oh and what an honor it is to have the most expensive health care in the world but living shorter lives than other countries to enjoy it.

Yeah, Obummer was being recognized for “his enduring commitment to democratic ideals and elevating the standard of political courage in a new century.” SURE, IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! But not in the one real people are living in.

But really, it all fits. Kellyanne Conway would have to walk her “alternate-facts” a long way to out due the FACT that the President who kept the United States in the PERPETUAL-STATE-OF-WAR his entire eight years in office walked off with the Nobel PEACE prize! Go figure.

But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.


The former President and son of the “The-Silver-Haired-Douchebag Barbara Bush” (George Carlin) has taking up a new painting project.

It is called Portraits of Courage: A Commander in Chief’s Tribute to America’s Warriors!

Not to be confused with the Profile in Courage which John F. Kennedy wrote. Shrub isn’t very title creative.


Shrub painted a mural of 66 single images of physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces.

These are the very same physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces that he alone shattered by his senseless, immoral, insane and inept wars he lied the nation into in Afghanistan and Iraq!

Besides the group mural he produced a book that also shows the individual portraits along with “upbeat stories” from Shrub about how much he admired their recoveries.

He credits himself with their “recovery” because of the “helpful” time he spent riding bikes and playing golf with them! You know, photo-ops!

Now you can get two editions of this travesty-of-horse-shit!

A $35 hardcover or a $250 “deluxe” cloth-bound edition SIGNED by the little prick himself!

It has been reported that PORTRAITS reached #1 on Amazon’s book list which goes to show that if you own your own Foundation you can make anything happen.

SIDE NOTE: Tubularsock would recommend that if you personally know ANYONE that has this book on their coffee table, politely stand up and punch them in the face. Just sayen’!

Now for you investor types you may be able to get into this WAR CRIMINAL ART early and profit later like Hitler’s Phone selling for $243,000.00 recently. Remember you don’t have to hang these maimed veterans and mental retards Shrub created in real and in painting. No, just box them up like tiny coffins and wait for the market to rise.

The Mural itself is on show at the George W. Bush Center’s Military Service Initiative in Dallas and all the proceeds go to that center to “help veterans”. It would be fun to see how much the Center pays Shrub to speak there.

In an interview Shrub stated that the “greatest honor of the presidency was looking (veterans) in the eye and saluting them as their commander in chief.”

Oh yeah, do you think he ever really just stands in front of a mirror and looks himself in the eye and asks himself just how many hundreds of thousands men, women, and children he is single-handedly responsible for killing and maiming?

You can’t paint yourself to redemption you worthless fuck!

But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.

  1. swo8 says:

    Have they ever rescinded the Noble Prize. Maybe it’s time?

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  2. Lara/Trace says:

    I am spitting bullets and swearing… fortunately I am alone in my office… or the neighbors might have me committed!

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  3. sojourner says:

    Yes sir, Tube, the political bullshit is eyebrow deep in the good old US of A these days. Hypocrisy reigns fucking supreme!

    Posted the “tattle gray” award article the other day, and vented a bit myself. I made the claim that JFK must be spinning like a rotisserie. I needed a cigarette after I was finished venting, it was better than sex, as I recall. Or at least I think it was better, I can’t quite remember what sex is like?

    One suggestion, Tube, instead of vacuuming that old parchment, just roll it up and put it in your bathroom, where it can wipe that ass. It would finally be right where the worthless piece of shit belongs!

    Fuck the “warriors”! No one has been drafted since Vietnam. Flip hamburgers, turn tricks, anything instead of raping and mass-murdering “third world” women and children who cannot defend themselves.

    And little George W, Cheney’s dumb-ass ace in the hole, has now become an artiste. Go the fuck figure! Any slug can be considered an artiste these days, and long as it is still slimy and gives good head, or at least that’s what Madonna, Beyonce and Lady GAG GAG told me!

    What happened to the good old days, when assholes like Bush, Clinton, Cheney and “Tattle tale Gray” were hung by their ‘nads in the town square, where the people could then treat them like a pinata, with bats and machetes?

    All together now,

    “God fuck America, land that I hate…” I’ll let you fill in the rest, Tube.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Let Tubularsock remind you about “sex”, sojourner. Remember how easy it was until the complexity of the “afterglow” engulfed the future? Another one of “Gods” tricks! Enough said?

      Tubularsock believes the flag of hypocrisy should be the national flag. Oh sure it could be red, white, and blue!

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  4. Tubularsock, I’m not sure about punching people — I may need a ball bat — but the Bush obscenity does tempt me to take up book-burning. And how odd. The world sure seems like the land of upside down and backwards, but even so, none of this shit makes a bit of sense to me! Seems more like they’re adding colossal insults to the deadly injuries they have done all of us, then insisting we admire them for it. Arrgh! Show me an award, I’ll show you bullshit. My feeling is, if one needs a meaningless symbol of approval or popularity, please just steal one … then masturbate in private and don’t make me watch or expect me to give a damn.
    Hell! — wouldn’t you think I’d be exhausted and numb from so many years of hypocrisy and outrage by now! But … not yet, not even close! Thanks for this — at my age, anything to improve circulation is probably a good thing. If only I could stop stomping and grinding my teeth while I snarl and swear… – Linda

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  5. Wick Burner says:

    You know full well, Tubularsock, that George The Younger Shrub would get a REAL KICK out of his ‘supportive interactions’ with the poor bastards he sent into the hell-mouth. He helped to make it all happen, he got a big kick out of that. He got elected. Twice. He got kicks galore out of that. And now he turns profit off ‘artistic’ renditions of the sad wretches he created.
    Light-hearted dinner party fodder for years to come. Kicks all the way…

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    • tubularsock says:

      You have got that right WB! That little fuck is just so disgusting and to think his “friends” go to see his shit. And many veterans after being “cannon fodder” still don’t get it. Blows Tubularsock’s mind!
      What’s left of it!
      Thanks for the comment.

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  6. “Upside down and backwards” sounds like lyrics for a new national anthem. I’ll work on the tune.

    Maybe the second line should say something to the effect of “Inside out, too”.

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    • tubularsock says:

      KO, Tubularsock thanks you for taking a trip “back to the future” and digging up this post Tubularsock had forgotten.

      Must say Tubularsock enjoyed it.

      It always seems to be a form of security that things really don’t change that rapidly.

      And do get writing the new National Anthem. Perhaps the chickens may like it too.

      Oh, say can you see
      “Inside out too” BE

      “Upside down and backwards”
      With the dawns flying birds

      America have you heard.

      Ok, ok this is only the first draft.

      Tubularsock will leave the song writing to you, KO.

      Thanks for meeting up in the Tubularsock Time Tunnel.

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