KOREAN BARBECUE?

 

What a wonderful world. No really! Tubularsock wakes up every morning and with strong coffee in his cup walks out onto his underground deck adjacent to Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland CA. and settles down to the insane news cycle once again. (see Bunker Tour)

What a grand view!

Have you noticed that recently the cops aren’t executing vast numbers of Black citizens on the streets of our grand nation? Tubularsock figures that the fucking cops have seen the light and now with Small Handed Orange Boy as President we all have “overcome” and given “peace a chance”.

And damn, our Muslim citizens are having a reprieve and EVEN THE JEWS are having a respite from having their cemeteries desecrated. Like dead Jews really give a shit!
But none the less it is all clear!

And “for fucking sake” even ISIS, you know, our boys are doing just fine. The U.S. is pumping them with armaments and chemical weapons “hidden” through Saudi and Turkish connections. All’s good!

Oh sure Assad is bad and we need to send 59 missiles at him with only half hitting their target. You only come to realize we missed when you heard from Orange Boy’s mouth that ALL OF OUR MISSILES HIT THE TARGET! A dead give away!

EXCEPT FOR THE ONES THAT KEPT THE AIRBASE FROM OPERATING THE NEXT DAY!

But forget all that!

What is important is not even the RUSSIANS! We are almost past that.

Now what you are being told is to be fearful of is NORTH KOREA!

Are you scared yet?

The country that HAS NO LIGHTS as viewed from satellite vision.

The country that sends off rockets that fail and fall into the sea.

The country that is run by a REAL “yellow” skinned Asian boy child similar to the United States “orange” skinned boy child!

THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE TOLD TO FEAR!

North Korea ……………………. give Tubularsock a break. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

All Tubularsock can figure is that it must be a very fucking slow news day!

But here’s a hint ………….

If you deliberately poke a hornet’s nest ……………

What is the OBVIOUS response?

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Comments
  1. Lara/Trace says:

    What comes after news fatigue? I think we are suffering a new malady – boredom.

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  2. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube: Kim Jong Oh looks like a petulant little boy…Donald Trump acts like one. Put two little boys together with a box of matches and you’ve got????? OH..OH!! Maybe we all better move to the interior-Kansas anyone?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Jay says:

    Wow, you’re right, things are stupendous and I almost didn’t notice.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Wick Burner says:

    The switch from Syria to Korea was faster than an experimental sub-orbital ramjet from Damascus to Pyongyang, and even more blatant. I wonder what’s next? There’s something big around the corner, and it probably won’t be on the peninsula. Seems all this is accelerated diversion and distraction with a healthy dose of ‘prepping the audience’.
    I envy you your view from the underground deck – keep your binoculars handy, Tubularsock!
    Cheers,
    WB

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    • tubularsock says:

      WB, thanks for your comment. It does appear that you are correct. Or at least in the normal irregularities scheme of political behavior. The set up, the distraction and then the “surprised” main event.

      However, we are dealing with an extreme version in the TRUMP CASE. The vast stupidity of his political circle will lead us into territory, up to now, we haven’t blundered our way into yet. But rest assured that whatever comes down the pike the end result will be a beach front Trump Enterprises Hotel with cheap foreign labor!

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      • Wick Burner says:

        Oh, indeed, Tubularsock! The Drumpf-meister and his cohorts are the wild-card. It would not surprise me if there was a(nother) complete clean-out of your Treasury and Reserve simmering away in the shadows, while we’re all chasing the latest bad news and losing our heads like over-drive tennis spectators.
        ‘They’ are so brazen now…

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      • tubularsock says:

        Wow. We still have anything left in our Treasury and WHAT Reserve? All that is there as far as Tubularsock knows are IOU’s as far as I can tell! But you my know better being that you have the “long” view. Thanks WB.

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