A TUBULARSOCK EXCLUSIVE:
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

Ok as usual, Tubularsock has an insider’s perspective into the current administration being that as Secretary of the Deplorables Tubularsock is on the “right” side of the right government policies of The Super-Bigly Great Orange One!

Rumor has it that Tubularsock has positioned himself in the current West Wing of the White House in the boiler-room where he has control of the heating and cooling of the building. Being the ONLY member of the current administration that knows the secret codes for the indoor environment of the White House puts Tubularsock in an enviable power position.

So when it was reviled by the New York Signs, a hostile progressive publication, that the
Secretary of the Deplorables had been subpoenaed by Robert Mueller much anticipation was anticipated. And as that anticipated anticipation grew the left-stream-press concluded that Russia was involved!

 

As Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has reported through an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because she was not authorized to speak to the media, that Russia may have a relationship with the Secretary of the Deplorables but this was denied by the administration.

However it was noted by a former Secret Service agent who did not wish to be identified that some ties with the Russian Government may be true. Some documentation was procured from this individual as seen below.

 

“I hasten to point out that in no sense do I claim the ideas I am submitting are a real thing. They constitute a theory, not a thesis”, stated the former Secret Service agent.

But an American official familiar with the talks with Mueller, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly stated, “some pictures are really worth a thousand words”.

Yet the investigation conducted by the sharp-eyed-reporters from Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has produced an actual photograph that may add some light to the Trump-Tube Russian connection.

 

Now sure Felix Sater has Russian connections! Hell, he’s Russian!

When asked, Tubularsock, Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, stated, “Felix Sater is a Russian-American gangster of the old school. You know, a classical American tradition type Eliot Ness gangster. It is this solid American criminal tradition that our President believes in …… make  America Great again!”

Felix Sater has deep financial connections to Trump and to Russia. Felix Sater has been a friend of Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen since childhood, and is an important Trump business partner who worked out of Trump Tower.

But funny, when Donald was asked about his connections with Felix, Trump said, “I’m not that familiar with him.”

Which would be expected for Trump to say especially after his associate Felix Sater, described his ambitions in emails to Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen.

In those emails Sater states, “Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.” (New York Times … for real!)

So we all have, so far, three possible Russian connections with Trump.

The first is the meeting in Trump Tower between Russian agents and Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner.

The second connection is the attempt by Republican operative Peter W. Smith to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails through Russian hackers. According to The Wall Street Journal “Robert Mueller is investigating Michael Flynn’s connection to this operation”.

And the third connection is Felix Sater.

Looks like a full plate.

 

But in truth the Russian connection is there but it is mostly bullshit. The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Lara/Trace says:

    So glad you are “inside” – and reporting back… It’s a hard job!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. swo8 says:

    Maybe time to turn up the heat, Tubularsock.
    Leslie

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Jay says:

    I’m glad you’re our man on the inside…but your pinstripe denial was a little lacklustre.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    There’s a Gremlin…
    In the Kremlin…
    His name is Putin…
    And with him..
    Trump is cahootin”
    Putin likes his borscht
    Trump likes his Porsche…
    Both live in a tower…
    And are addicted to power…
    Trump has a trophy wife…
    Putin has a trophy life…
    They’ll both be around…
    For a little while longer…
    As they wheel and deal
    To make themselves stronger…
    So all hail to Vladimir….
    And to Donald too..
    As they give their respective nations….
    A mighty big screw….

    Liked by 2 people

  5. sojourner says:

    Before I start, Tube, the first part of this post is funny as hell. I blew coffee out my nose as I read it, and I wasn’t even drinking coffee.

    It’s the last part that I’m referring to here:

    So, let me get this straight, Tube, Vlad put Trump in the whitehouse, even though every intel source says just the opposite,

    https://anoutsidersojourn2.wordpress.com/2017/08/29/us-pundits-politicians-tacitly-admitting-they-lied-about-russia-offguardian/

    and so now, even though Vlad put Trump in the whitehouse, according to your sources, it will be money laundering, and other U.S. doing business as usual bullshit, that will ultimately bring down the Donald. Do I have this right?

    Not really a serious question, Tube, since I could care less about the presidency and whatever asshole resides in the oval office at any given moment, as I know you already know.

    But if Putin was behind Trump getting the gig, and let’s say it is true, then it would tend to make me lean more towards supporting Trump, since Putin has his shit together in ways that the elite and political pigs in the west will never have. In other words, Putin isn’t an ignorant capitalist pig or piglet floundering around like an asshole while destroying humanity and the planet, and so much more worthy of trust, or at least a little more worthy of trust.

    Last questions, so what do you think will happen if Trump is removed from the presidency? Do you think all will be solved and fixed? Do you think the vice pres is capable of doing a better job? Or should Bill’s bitch be crowned queen? She’s fucking ugly, insane and bitchy enough to be queen hillary uno!

    Some believe the presidency should be abandoned, made null and void. Personally, I believe this entire fucking system of government should be made null and void, and with extreme fucking prejudice, but that’s just me, honey, as my dear old ma would have said.

    But here is what might happen, have you considered this, Tube?

    https://anoutsidersojourn2.wordpress.com/2017/08/27/roger-stone-impeach-trump-get-ready-for-civil-war/

    I hope it does happen, because then all of us will be forced into doing something about what is going on, but that’s just me, honey!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Now hold your horses, sojourner. What part of “But in truth the Russian connection is there but it is mostly bullshit” don’t you understand?

      Tubularsock never said that Vlad put Trump in the White House.

      In fact Tubularsock agrees with much of your opinion. So maybe you should not spit out your coffee if you weren’t drinking any! That is scary.

      As for civil war, come now. You are talking Americans here. Tubularsock is tellen’ you, civil war stops when the NASCAR is on TV. Simple as that.

      Ok, maybe for the “latte-liberals” they’ll need a release of a new iPhone with titts
      but none the less the civil war stops!

      And tell Tubularsock, what has EVER been civil about war anyway?

      Liked by 2 people

      • sojourner says:

        My bad, Tube! I apologize. Damn that Evelyn Wood speed reading course!

        No, seriously, I missed this most important sentence and I beg forgiveness!

        I’m old, Tube! I’m senile and have fallen and can’t get up!! The devil made me write my comment! I didn’t mean it, Tube! have mercy on me!

        Is that enough, or should I continue?

        Glad to see you see it my way, the sojourner way, the right way!

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, Tubularsock would never ever doubt that the sojourner way is the RIGHT way! EVER!

        Just because you are senile and have fallen and can’t get up and you are in cahoots with the devil does not change the FACT that you are always right!

        Thanks for clearing that up.

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  6. Not sure where you got your fake passport but you should ask for your money back. The misspelling of the surname is an obvious giveaway.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Batt Guano says:

    Tube:
    The Russian consulate in San Francisco is being sent packing. Couldn’t we send Trump with them. I realize he ordered the exodus, but maybe this is his way of fleeing the country which is slowly turning against him. We should be so lucky. Which inspires a quick poem:
    But let’s not be dense…
    If Trump is replaced by Pense…
    The nation will still make no sense.
    Our border will ultimately still have a fence…
    And relations with North Korea will still be tense…
    And Republicans will still run the show…
    Because their financial backers
    Have plenty of dough…
    The world will still spin on its axis…
    In a much warmer way…
    And our friends (?) in China
    Will carry the day…
    But don’t despair America…
    What will be..will be….
    And for distraction we’ll always have…
    Reality T.V. !!!!!!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Batt, great poem! And very true. Tubularsock will miss Vlad and the boys in SF. We all liked riding the cable car. In the old days we’d intercept the cable but now it is just boring old email. Damn change!

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