You know, Tubularsock has heard from so many of Orange-Tweet’s supporters that “he’s learning the job”, “he’s cleaning the swamp”, “he’s a straight talker”.

And the only thing that these things have in common is he is NOT doing one of these things! NOT ONE!

Let Tubularsock start with the straight talker fantasy.

Talking in clichés IS NOT straight talk, it is simplistic talk about NOTHING.
Yes, it may be familiar to you but it says nothing.

To then interpret it into something meaningful doesn’t show you that TRUMP IS STUPID but just shows that YOU ARE STUPID!



And the humor value alone of Tweet “cleaning the swamp” is utterly destroyed by the people he appointed to his cabinet. Their combined IQ doesn’t reach the level of a dead rat but their ability to make a total mess out of everything they touch is down right impressive.

Tubularsock’s scum respect is at an all time high!


Rex Tillerson, Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos. THE SWAMP GAS-ETTES!


And Tubularsock’s all time top pick of the three statements is “He’s learning the job!”

Oh no he’s not ……. show Tubularsock where there is ANY sign of that!

If anything he is just recycling one set of stupid decisions and responses for a much more regressive set of stupid decisions and responses.

Even President Dumb Shrub read one to two pages of summery of the things he signed.
And Obummer read sometimes up to eight pages.

But Trump gets stumped with anything more that 280 characters.

And all of those characters center around how he views his own character. Nothing like a complete imbecile ranting how “great”, “smart”, “rich” he is while being frustrated that his greatness is not widely understood.


A blind man in the dark can’t see any better with the lights on but this dumb-shit thinks that a standing ovation is some type of praise rather than “seeing” that it is people standing to stampede to the door!

And don’t fear ……… it ain’t going to get any better! Recycled shit is still shit even with an orange comb-over on top of it!

You see what we have here is the crystallization of the UGLY AMERICAN! The pejorative term used for a loud, arrogant, demeaning, thoughtless, ignorant, ethnocentric behavior pattern of American citizens usually abroad.

The epitome of this behavior can be found within the membership of Mar a Largo Golf Club, Trump’s alter ego, though it is difficult to see much of a difference between his asshole behavior “at the club” and his asshole behavior in the Oval Office.

So until Tweet and Pence are flushed, it is probably best when you are out to just say to anyone who asks that you are Canadian.


  1. Lara/Trace says:

    There are no words – just screaming

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  2. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: as usual, your words of wisdom inspire a poem…

    …Trump has no class.
    …Though he projects some aplomb..
    …In private, he’s known…
    …To wipe his ass with his thumb…
    …He personifies crude…
    …With all of his tweets..
    …And encourages racists..
    …Those guys who wear sheets….
    …His idea of governing..
    …Is an edict a day…
    …And he fumes and he fusses…
    …When not all want to play…
    …His bat shit games or buy his lies
    …Or kiss his ring on a particular day…
    …He drained the swamp…
    …Or so he said..
    …And filled it back up…
    …With folks who are half brain dead
    …America has not been going
    …A particularly good direction…
    …Since the Vietnam War…
    …And now we have Trump…
    …Giving us a collective sore …
    …Living in the US has not become as much fun…
    …Mars Anyone?…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Batt you’re at it again
      Every time Trump does a spin
      Always makes it easier
      for you to begin

      Now that you perfected your art
      You may want to try a new tense
      And roll out a brand new pen
      Jotting down something about Pence


  3. Norman Pilon says:

    I’m a Canadian!

    Liked by 4 people

  4. swo8 says:

    Welcome aboard Tubularsock. BTW I didn’t know Norman was a Canadian too.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Norman Pilon says:

      We are all Canadians now, Leslie. (Ottawa — actually, Stittsville)

      Liked by 3 people

      • swo8 says:

        Bravo Norman, glad to meet a fellow Canuck.

        Liked by 2 people

      • Jay says:

        Me too! (Bells Corners just at the moment)

        Liked by 1 person

      • Norman Pilon says:

        Really?! That’s not too far away, is it? I was just there yesterday, getting my chops cleaned and massaged, at the Bells Corners Dental Centre. I also needed my eyebrows trimmed, and probably also my nose hairs needed some mowing, but definitely the brows — but alas, it was not to be. Apparently McAllister’s hygienist doesn’t do that, well, actually, I was told it was more a matter of not having a charge code for the dental insurance, that, and the fact that I didn’t have any money of my own . . .

        Well and well, then: very pleased to meet you, Jay.


  5. tubularsock says:

    LT, perfect! It is so much easier.

    Thanks for your screams and do save some for Halloween.

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  6. tubularsock says:

    Ok. Norman and Leslie are you both really Canadian or have you been saying that all along because you knew this day was bound to come?

    Tubularsock’s mother always said, “never trust anyone”!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Norman Pilon says:

      All of my life, Tubes, I’ve been trying to sort that out, the question of whether or not I am a “real” Canadian. If being Canadian is to be plagued by a gnawing and persistent doubt all of one’s life about one’s “real” essence as a Canadian, then I am a Canadian, “whadever de phoque dat means, eh.”

      My mother always said, “never trust anyone, and trust yourself even less.”

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well at least your mother was smart!

        The only way one can come to terms with whether or not one is Canadian is if you feel a need to become a Mounty and wear that big hat!

        As well as, just where on your body you want to rub Maple Syrup.

        These keys may be helpful to become aware of your true nature.

        Now, take two aspirin and call Dr. Tube in the morning.


  7. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: a point well taken. I should devote some poetry to Pence. He’s probably going to be our next president anyway. If we can’t go to Mars yet I guess we are all Canadians..ehhh!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Sha'Tara says:

    I know from personal experience Canadians are no better than Americans re racism and ethnocentrism but they don’t advertise quite as loudly and stupidly when abroad, eh? I’d say most of ’em actually have a clue where Europe is (or what it is). Still, what does the sign at the US border near Surrey, BC, Canada say? “Children of a Common Mother”? Don’t need to add more to that ‘cept to say, she certainly was common.

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  9. How exactly are we going to flush Pence? This is what concerns me. He would be much worse than Trump as his advisors would find him much more difficult to control.

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      DrB. That is a problem. But like Trump “THEY” don’t need to control him for “THEIR” purposes. Like Trump, Pence would only be a distraction from the real business at hand. CONTROL of the populations of the world.

      That is why we see all of these life-style issues being attacked front and center while they dismantle the National Parks. Goes back to Naomi Kline’s Shock Doctrine.

      Thanks for the comment.


  10. Matt says:

    I love the straight talk argument. It really is my favourite. I’m pretty sure lying as much as he does disqualifies him as a straight talker by definition.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Jay says:

    Well you aren’t wrong. Super relieved to be Canadian.

    Liked by 1 person

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