TRUMP TWEET SOLUTION

 

OK! It is not like it takes a genius to bridge the communication gap between individuals. And that is where Tubularsock enters (stage left).

Our dear Commander of Tweets finds himself always on the cusp of some major faux pas or another because he jumps on his opinionated emotional moments and turns them into tweet-tirades and then sends them out to the world.

 

Now sure, if they are meant as missiles-of-distraction to have the citizens not see the devastation his minions are doing, at HUD, EPA, DoED and the increase in military deployment to continue the Bush-Obama-Trump Wars, then it is a brilliant tactic.

 

However if it is just a crazy-old-orange-fat-fart going off because he wants constant attention, The ME-ME-ME Syndrome, then it is just pathetic.

And like all matters of this nature people can be easily blinded by their partisan entanglements and not see the forests-from-the-tweets or The FFTT Syndrome.

Enter (stage right) X-General Kelly to bring about some semblance of order into the West Wing. But because to date he is not sleeping with the Orange-Wonder he has been unable to curve the incessant tweeting at three in the morning. Granted, in term of sleeping with either of these individuals ….. neither are even close to a 10!

But when it come to emergency measures the United States Government can always call on TUBULARSOCK for solutions for their most vexing issues. Just think if Tubularsock was called into service …………….. scared yet?

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments
  1. Petrified Mr Sock, but only on days with a ‘Y’ in them.

    On the nose again sir. *nods*

    – Esme Cloud despising the orange wonderless sod

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  2. swo8 says:

    You could drop the device in the toilet. There’s the combined water damage with the ick factor.
    Leslie

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  3. Sha'Tara says:

    You could always just put a password in it, like 1-2-3-4 That should stump trump the whole bunch of them

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: for this subject I am going to try to pull an Ogden Nash. Nash was noted for his short, succinct, but insightful-and humorous- poems. I ain’t no Ogden Nash but I’ll give it a try:

    ….When Trump does a tweet..
    ….He puts both feet…
    ….Down his throat…
    ….And makes himself…
    ….Look like a goat!…

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    Great Tube”:We’re working in tandem.

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  6. sojourner says:

    Emily L says:

    “What’s all this birds tweeting crap? Birds always tweet! So what is the problem here?”

    Jane Curtin replies:

    “No, Emily, not birds tweeting! President Trump keeps tweeting on his not so smart phone!”

    Emily L comes back with:

    “Ohhh! Well that’s different, then! Never Mind…. Bitch!”

    Ah the good old days, when SNL still had comedy writers and actors who could pull the shit off!

    Trump proves, once and for all time, what I have been screaming for a long time now, Business types are morons, especially rich-bitch business types! Fuck ’em all!

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  7. sojourner says:

    Or, as Rosanna Rosannadanna would have put it,

    “Like my daddy used to say, ‘It’s always something’, and elite-pig here and elite pig there, a moron in office here and a moron in office there, a tweet here and a tweet there, a war here and a war there, a nuclear holocaust here and a nuclear holocaust there! It’s always something…, just like my daddy used to say!”

    Gilda R and John B, where are you when we need you? Come back!

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  8. You’re right. It’s a perfect distraction from the criminal and corrupt activities of the US government – ingenious really.

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