AWAKENING CHUMPS!

President Tweet’s poll figures throughout his first year in office have been historically low when it comes to approval figures. Much of the time in the 30% range.

But for Tubularsock, polls are not that trustworthy to really give a true picture of anything. If the 2016 election proved anything else it would be that polls don’t prove shit!

But Tubularsock has noticed recently that President Tweet’s “true-followers” have in some circles slowly ……… veeeerrrrryyyy slowly are starting to see that the only people that are seeing a “Great America” are the rich suckers that are pocketing the dough!

Such the surprise!

But some are waking up. And if that tax-robber-baron-plan passes and these “true-followers” wake up to see how a Trump-Tax-Reform will leave them in only a “Grate America” with less then they have now …….. well how depressing to wake up after the robbery has occurred.

Such the surprise!

 

But as usual, Tubularsock has an inside track to live polling that may not be scientific but has proven more often correct than not.

It is called listening.

As Tubularsock moves about in his stealth-007-way, Tubularsock keeps track of the opinion flow of a variety of people from a variety of political perspectives. Sounds clandestine doesn’t it. Well the NSA has nothing on Tubularsock ……… Tubularsock listens too!

And Tubularsock has discovered a distinct shift in some Trump supporters. Enough in Tubularsock’s data base to see a cracking at the seams.

Of course, we shall see …… perhaps an awakening is coming.

Now of course this will only bring on the next WAR because there is nothing like a good old war to rally the citizens around a disgusting president.

This time rather than just 3000 innocent deaths Tubularsock is banking on the idea of a solid FALSE FLAG extravaganza of 30,000 innocent deaths, say like the wiping out of a NFL football stadium! Hell, Trump is already at war with them anyway!

And don’t worry, word has it that bin Laden is cell phoning this surprise attack from the grave. What the Navy Seal 6 Team didn’t realize was that bin Laden could swim. Who’d have “thunk”?

 

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Comments
  1. sojourner says:

    “But for Tubularsock, polls are not that trustworthy to really give a true picture of anything. If the 2016 election proved anything else it would be that polls don’t prove shit!”

    Bingo! They don’t prove shit, just like stats are as worthless as tits on a nun.

    Ooops, is this sexual harassment? Wait, I think I hear NBC News pulling up in front of my apartment.

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner! First Tubularsock would suggest that you reexamine Tubularsock’s Guide To Sexual Harassment “a hands on guide to hands off, the do’s and don’t s”.

      And then it is advised that you take The Tubularsock Workshop on None Of That With Nuns, “a hands off guide to the true religious experience”.

      And then because you are a wayward soul perhaps a quick reread of Tubularsock’s New York Bestseller, Getting Close To The Children, “the priest’s guide to handling the flock.”

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  2. sojourner says:

    Tube wrote,

    “And then because you are a wayward soul perhaps a quick reread of Tubularsock’s New York Bestseller, Getting Close To The Children, “the priest’s guide to handling the flock.””

    This makes me wonder, do you suppose Bill Clinton was a priest in another life?

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  3. Batt Guano says:

    TUBE: rumor has it that Trump began sexual harassment from the womb. His mother was in pain the whole 9 months she carried him. When she went for a doctor’s visit he kicked endlessly-he was trying to get out to grab some of the nurses attending her. She had a rough delivery, his head was too big for her cervix. And when he got out he continually defecated on his teddy bear as practice for what he would do to the entire nation later on. And he was always groping his governess. They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (Trump’s father was arrested at a KKK rally in New York City in 1927). In Donald’s case it was a rotten apple.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Batt, Tubularsock doesn’t disbelieve a word of what you have written here. Seems reasonable knowing the end product.

      Tubularsock’s concern is that you appear to be awfully close to Trump’s mother’s cervix for comfort.

      But thanks for the detailed info!

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  4. Batt Guano says:

    Well Tube.. mother Trump did need some attention since her husband was off at Klan rallies and squeezing out his next million dollars.

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  5. sojourner says:

    Is this what you have been trying to tell me, Tube?;-)

    https://www.globalresearch.ca/waiting-for-the-american-dream/5620644

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  6. Jay says:

    I think Trump people are a lost cause.
    And polls are what got us into this mess in the first place.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Jay, Trump followers are exactly that, followers ……….

      But Tubularsock is not going to blame the Poles for Trump but we may want to look into some Czechoslovakian’s! (and yes this is a Tubularsock joke and if he has to explain it, well then it’s not funny! Even IF Tubularsock is rolling on the floor in laughter!)

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  7. tubularsock says:

    sojourner, keep the American Dream alive ….. buy a picket fence.

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